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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: MikeHawk on Oct 26, 2005, 08:40 AM

Title: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: MikeHawk on Oct 26, 2005, 08:40 AM
knife fights, quoits, quilting, steams. this is the most exciting message board ive frequented in a long time. im going to talk to my lawyer and see what he thinks and maybe he'll stop by for a spell or join you in a steam and we can mull this over. there's lots to discuss.  
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 26, 2005, 09:15 AM
HAWK, do you shoot 3 pointers?
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: LennytheTent on Oct 26, 2005, 09:26 AM
i hate you people a little bit more everyday
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: Half on Oct 26, 2005, 09:33 AM
*takes off shirt*

i wish i could get these big boy titties in my mouth
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: LennytheTent on Oct 26, 2005, 09:35 AM
Quote*takes off shirt*

i wish i could get these big boy titties in my mouth

nobody cares  ::)
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: MikeHawk on Oct 26, 2005, 09:41 AM
im hoping i can save some money to purchase a new webcam, me and my brothers are having the ultimate tourny and i have received several emails requesting tickets. i cannot legally sell tickets to this event without permission from the council. However I have rights to broadcast via the internet and intend to do so. You will see some of this counties best tossers. tiny and t.j. (Big Time) have been tossing off since before my father was in diapers. i will have updates on my webcam fundraiser and how donations will be received. think of the donation as your ticket.
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: Half on Oct 26, 2005, 09:51 AM
Quoteim hoping i can save some money to purchase a new webcam, me and my brothers are having the ultimate tourny and i have received several emails requesting tickets. i cannot legally sell tickets to this event without permission from the council. However I have rights to broadcast via the internet and intend to do so. You will see some of this counties best tossers. tiny and t.j. (Big Time) have been tossing off since before my father was in diapers. i will have updates on my webcam fundraiser and how donations will be received. think of the donation as your ticket.

you're kind of a weirdo huh?
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 26, 2005, 10:05 AM
*spits on nipples*
*fries bacon*
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 26, 2005, 10:07 AM
I have a feeling about HAWK.
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: MikeHawk on Oct 26, 2005, 10:52 AM
i've been a member since 2004 i have 14 posts not including this one. it's not neccesary to capitalize my name. however....i do not need to be called "weird" by other members. I have already made great sacrifices just by being a "good guy" and stopping in to "shoot the breeze". but there is sadder news to announce im afraid...due to a head injury suffered by what seems to be a staged accident, i will not be tossing quoits for some time. please do not ask me about it for i need some time before i will be able to gather myself. once i have been able to group together enough evidence and provide probable cause i will fight back.  
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 26, 2005, 11:06 AM
Quotei've been a member since 2004 i have 14 posts not including this one. it's not neccesary to capitalize my name. however....i do not need to be called "weird" by other members. I have already made great sacrifices just by being a "good guy" and stopping in to "shoot the breeze". but there is sadder news to announce im afraid...due to a head injury suffered by what seems to be a staged accident, i will not be tossing quoits for some time. please do not ask me about it for i need some time before i will be able to gather myself. once i have been able to group together enough evidence and provide probable cause i will fight back.  

wrestle me
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 26, 2005, 11:09 AM
This thread is one of the best threads I've ever posted in.
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: MikeHawk on Oct 26, 2005, 11:23 AM
i can't risk voiding my contract on something so silly as a wrestling match. im also allergic to coliflour ear and ringworm. unless you mean thumb wrestling?  if that's the case...bend over.
Title: Re: you fuckers are crazy
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 26, 2005, 11:36 AM
LOLA!?

elllllllo! LOLLLLLLLLA!