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Title: Knife Fights
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 24, 2005, 11:14 AM
Please lets try to keep this thread on topic, thanks!


My nephew, Dodge, was in a knife fight after school on Friday. And that got me thinking, what if knife fights weren't so common. Like, what would we use to fight?

Here's a picture of Dodge's knife fight, capture by my Aunt Susagan, a freelance photographer.

(http://www.eskrima.nl/images/moveA06.jpg)

Thank god Dodge won (he's on the right...look at that FORM!)...anyway. Do you guys/gals have any stories of knife fights that you may have been in?
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: EC on Oct 24, 2005, 11:19 AM
There was a dude in grade eight who got really mad at another dude in the caf at lunch one day and tried to stab him with a plastic fork.

Serious.

The tines broke, so nobody was hurt.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 24, 2005, 11:35 AM
QuoteThere was a dude in grade eight who got really mad at another dude in the caf at lunch one day and tried to stab him with a plastic fork.

Serious.

The tines broke, so nobody was hurt.

Did everyone encircle them in hopes to see a true knife fight?
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 24, 2005, 11:43 AM
I got stabbed in my flank after the Chicago White Sox Baseball Team World Series game Saturday Night in Bridgeport.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 24, 2005, 11:51 AM
My Bobcha told me that in the Ukraine, getting into a knife fight was just as common as getting some "brain" from the local hussbag.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 24, 2005, 11:58 AM
In the MidWest Knife Fights, or "Knivings", are pastimes of both the extremely wealthy and extremely poor.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Half on Oct 24, 2005, 12:04 PM
someone once told me that, in the midwest, when you knife someone while standing in line at a street vendor, its called a spoggerknocker, the knifer is awarded 13 points.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 24, 2005, 12:57 PM
Quotesomeone once told me that, in the midwest, when you knife someone while standing in line at a street vendor, its called a spoggerknocker, the knifer is awarded 13 points.

 :-/
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Half on Oct 24, 2005, 01:57 PM
Goulet for three...................YES!
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 24, 2005, 02:04 PM
QuoteGoulet for three...................YES!

Join for a steam, no?
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Half on Oct 24, 2005, 02:16 PM
we should really get the squad back together again, but Ol "snow shows" Griswold is a tough nut to crack...ya know
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 24, 2005, 02:22 PM
Quotewe should really get the squad back together again, but Ol "snow shows" Griswold is a tough nut to crack...ya know

That guy won't even return my fake phone calls. :-/
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: EC on Oct 24, 2005, 10:53 PM
Quote

Did everyone encircle them in hopes to see a true knife fight?
Yep.  And it was a big disaster when it all fell apart.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Half on Oct 25, 2005, 05:17 AM
in my middle school you had the choice of a knife or chain for combat.  i always went with the blade
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 25, 2005, 08:53 AM
Knife fights are more commonplace today in Northwestern, NJ then they were 2 scores ago. If not for my blade, Doug McCatherine would have seriously wounded me in 7th grade Science class.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: primushead on Oct 25, 2005, 10:48 AM
I never really got into knife fighting.  I usually settle my differences with an opponent by pitting our cocks against each other.  Whoevers cock is the strongest, usually wins.

(http://www.kamat.com/kalranga/prani/7836.jpg)
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 25, 2005, 10:49 AM
QuoteI never really got into knife fighting.  I usually settle my differences with an opponent by pitting our cocks against each other.  Whoevers cock is the strongest, usually wins.

(http://www.kamat.com/kalranga/prani/7836.jpg)

i like your style, you should post in the "my pap" thread, pal.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: primushead on Oct 25, 2005, 03:49 PM
I did.  
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Spider_Beard on Oct 26, 2005, 03:20 PM
i watched the end of that shitfest "Blade: Trinity" last night. i kept wanting wesley snipes to talk like mr. T.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: sideroad32 on Oct 26, 2005, 07:11 PM
I prefer a medium sized stick with really long nails or "spikes" driven through the end.  Its usefull to keep all those short buggers from ducking down under my reach, as they do when i only weild a blade... and i would never be caught dead down a back road with only one means of slashin' a guy.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 27, 2005, 04:52 AM
This is a picture of my "weekend blade." During the week I'm all business. But come the weekend, I'm always down for a little knife scuffle.

(http://www.themartialist.com/images/palming.jpg)
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Half on Oct 27, 2005, 05:33 AM
Quotei watched the end of that shitfest "Blade: Trinity" last night. i kept wanting wesley snipes to talk like mr. T.

Hey Spider Beard,

i know your n00b and all, but lets try and keep this clean.  whaddya say?
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Spider_Beard on Oct 27, 2005, 01:58 PM
Quote

Hey Spider Beard,

i know your n00b and all, but lets try and keep this clean.  whaddya say?
why don't you just let me roll like i like it
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: MikeHawk on Oct 27, 2005, 03:24 PM
you do a lot of "rolling" as you put it, i dont even think you're human. what's the deal
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: Spider_Beard on Oct 27, 2005, 06:39 PM
Quoteyou do a lot of "rolling" as you put it, i dont even think you're human. what's the deal

step off, man. let me do my thing.
Title: Re: Knife Fights
Post by: FarmerYoda on Oct 28, 2005, 09:07 PM
i stabbed a man in the chest once.
he was on my bacon.

what was i SUPPOSED to do?