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Title: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: EC on Nov 05, 2005, 08:00 PM
The stupid store was having a stupid sale and I just ate all of them in a row.

Does anybody else suffer from maniacal chocolate addiction?
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 05, 2005, 08:03 PM
i do sometimes, and i dont even have any particular substances to blame for it, either.   :-/
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: Dee. on Nov 05, 2005, 08:04 PM
Yes.  My sister was doing a fundraiser last week, selling candy bars, so I went a little crazy.  I. couldn't. stop.  
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 05, 2005, 08:37 PM
I go through Chocolate stages but always go crazy when I'm in the U.S.
Babe Ruth & one of the Reese's bars, can't remember the name.

Ice Cream, that's my sweet tooth's vice!
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: corey on Nov 05, 2005, 09:12 PM
Anyone that has seen me and my roundness knows that I MUST love chocolate.

:)
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: rob on Nov 06, 2005, 12:27 AM
QuoteThe stupid store was having a stupid sale and I just ate all of them in a row.

Does anybody else suffer from maniacal chocolate addiction?

Yes, for YOUR CANADIAN ONLY Coffee Crisps.....bought some once on a trip to London (Ontario).......delicious........nowhere to be found here in the U.S.  :'(
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: rob on Nov 06, 2005, 01:01 AM
No.......we don't have them at all.......and they're better than any candy here.........there's even a website devoted to trying to get Coffee Crisps here......... :D........seriously.
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: Tree on Nov 06, 2005, 06:39 AM
nothing better than swiss chocolate!  ;)
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: BuyOrangeRacket on Nov 06, 2005, 11:45 PM
QuoteThe stupid store was having a stupid sale and I just ate all of them in a row.

Does anybody else suffer from maniacal chocolate addiction?

Ed Glosser says:

"You're gonna eat four chocolate bars - really fast. You're gonna get a stomach ache...and it's gonna hurt."

(http://5150studios.net/images/edglosser.jpg)
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 07, 2005, 09:44 AM
All I want is a Kinder Egg.  I hate the United States of No Toys in Chocolate Cocoons.   :P
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 07, 2005, 10:52 AM
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You guys don't  have kinder eggs, either?  

Kinder Eggs do not comply with FDA standards in that they have inedible contents hidden within the chocolate.  It's...  so dumb.
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: Tree on Nov 07, 2005, 04:06 PM
no kinder eggs??????????????  :o
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Nov 07, 2005, 04:45 PM
these sound intriguing. is there any way to get them in america?
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 08, 2005, 08:00 AM
Quotethese sound intriguing. is there any way to get them in america?

You can't buy them anywhere in the continental US unless you have a computer and can have them shipped directly to your home under the cloak of night.  You must have a computer.  Do you have a computer?

If so, go here:
http://www.kinder-eggs.us/index.html

The toys inside bring such sweet joy to my loins.  
Title: Re: I just ate four chocolate bars
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 08, 2005, 08:02 AM
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hahahahahaha.  ha ha ha ha.  ha HA HA HA.

So it's totally fine for anti-depressants that fuck you up and it's totally fine for anti-maleria drugs that induce schizophrenia, but you better not give people chocolate eggs with little race cars inside of them.  They might eat them.

ah ha ha ha ha.  This world is retarded.

It's not even as though the inside of the egg is thick and masks anything inside.  It's hollow.  And the toy is encased in a plastic shell which is obvious to anyone that bites into a Kinder Egg.  The silliness penetrates my core and causes for me to bleed internally.