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Title: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: waxy on Jun 24, 2005, 05:43 PM
Hair can be used a calculator if manipulated properly
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Post by: SMc55 on Jun 24, 2005, 06:24 PM
Pray tell...
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Post by: EC on Jun 24, 2005, 11:42 PM
I have found hair to be a good barometer.
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Post by: SMc55 on Jun 25, 2005, 02:19 AM
QuoteI have found hair to be a good barometer.

Yes! If it's damp out, forget smooth and sophisticated (not that I ever really do sophisticated)
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: waxy on Jun 25, 2005, 08:32 AM
Hair can tell you secrets if you listen real close
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Post by: HorkoLad on Jun 27, 2005, 11:23 AM
Brushing your hair regularly will descrease the chances of dandilions growing in your yard.
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Post by: jonjon on Jun 27, 2005, 03:12 PM
Hair lowers the heartbeat of the one using the brush. I like hair.
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Post by: HorkoLad on Jul 02, 2005, 04:07 PM
If you say "hair" 10 times in a row, in the dark, Art Linkletter will appear and try and sell you a craftmatic adjustable bed.
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 14, 2005, 01:22 PM
When hair gets unruly, its time to get to the nursing home.
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Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 14, 2005, 01:27 PM
Sometimes hair is actually coffee.
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Post by: Half on Nov 14, 2005, 01:27 PM
i grew hair pretty much all weekend long
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 14, 2005, 01:28 PM
If you slice one of your hairs length-wise, you'll notice an intricate irrigation system not unlike that of the Viatnamese rice farmer.
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 14, 2005, 01:30 PM
Hair can be disappointed too. :(
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 14, 2005, 01:36 PM
QuoteHair can be disappointed too. :(


 :D
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Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 14, 2005, 01:47 PM
Hair starts its own countdown thread.
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 14, 2005, 01:54 PM
hair has gotten me through tough times
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Post by: wordawg on Nov 14, 2005, 01:58 PM
I sometimes treat my hair badly.

I feel such a heel.

lowordawg
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Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 14, 2005, 03:56 PM
QuoteI sometimes treat my hair badly.

I feel such a heel.

lowordawg
Hair forgives.
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 14, 2005, 04:01 PM
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Hair forgives.
hair doesn't forget
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 14, 2005, 04:03 PM
My hair would stick a knife in waxy's hair if they ever met in a dark corridor.
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 14, 2005, 04:19 PM
My hair usually answers to the name "Hondo"
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Post by: waxy on Nov 15, 2005, 10:32 AM
I'm going to get a trim this weekend, I'm starting to grow some massive "wings"   :-/
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 01:01 PM
QuoteI'm going to get a trim this weekend, I'm starting to grow some massive "wings"   :-/
i get wings too, but i've been trimming them so that my hairs can grow long and sexy
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 15, 2005, 01:02 PM
People are surprised the first time they see my hair.
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Post by: Half on Nov 15, 2005, 01:02 PM
i'm not too happy with my hairs today
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 01:08 PM
QuotePeople are surprised the first time they see my hair.
???
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 15, 2005, 01:22 PM
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???

(http://www.sheepskin-by-susan.com/sb15h.gif)
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 01:24 PM
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(http://www.sheepskin-by-susan.com/sb15h.gif)

that's not your hair, pal
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 15, 2005, 01:24 PM
My hairs were well executed this morning, thus, making me feel more confident "on the job"
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 01:26 PM
my hairs looked ok for my interview this morning. i also wore my c_b  8)
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 15, 2005, 01:26 PM
QuoteMy hairs were well executed this morning, thus, making me feel more confident "on the job"

I want to be your pal.
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 15, 2005, 01:26 PM
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I want to be your pal.

I don't exist during the mid-day.
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 01:28 PM
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I don't exist during the mid-day.
keep it in the lunch thread, gurt  >:(
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 15, 2005, 01:31 PM
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keep it in the lunch thread, gurt  >:(

Think Fat Man Alvarez will choke against the mighty Hawaiians, Jap?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 01:33 PM
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Think Fat Man Alvarez will choke against the mighty Hawaiians, Jap?
they should be able to handle the Rainbows, but i don;t care anymore. they're talking about  teh capital one bowl  :-/
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 15, 2005, 01:35 PM
I bet Spike has a black Wisconsin Badgers Starter jacket because people in Wisconsin like those things.
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 15, 2005, 01:39 PM
I bet Spike fists his uvula :-/
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 01:41 PM
QuoteI bet Spike has a black Wisconsin Badgers Starter jacket because people in Wisconsin like those things.
i don't like wearing bright colors, except for blaze orange  :D
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Georgia_Peach on Nov 15, 2005, 01:42 PM
PSU should be in the championship game. They got cheated. Fact.
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Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 15, 2005, 03:25 PM
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i don't like wearing bright colors, except for blaze orange  :D
i can't believe chut chut didn't get this  :-/
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 15, 2005, 03:36 PM
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i can't believe chut chut didn't get this  :-/

 ???
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 16, 2005, 08:19 AM
QuotePSU should be in the championship game. They got cheated. Fact.

I like you.
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 16, 2005, 10:24 AM
When I wake up, my hairs are really in-tune with my entire body.
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 16, 2005, 11:37 AM
QuoteWhen I wake up, my hairs are really in-tune with my entire body.

Are we going to wake up in teh same room? Are we going to act like weirdos?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Half on Nov 16, 2005, 11:43 AM
i've styled my hairs the same way since 1996
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 16, 2005, 11:48 AM
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Are we going to wake up in teh same room? Are we going to act like weirdos?

I'm not bringing my neck to the gig, hondo.
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 16, 2005, 11:50 AM
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I'm not bringing my neck to the gig, hondo.

Please do, I'll show you how to contour the bridget.
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:14 PM
My hairs certainly look like someone who was bed-ridden yesterday, folks :(
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Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:16 PM
All of you make the funniest threads!
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:19 PM
QuoteAll of you make the funniest threads!


If I give you my home address, will you keep it in a safe place?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:20 PM
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If I give you my home address, will you keep it in a safe place?


Why would I need your home address?
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:24 PM
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Why would I need your home address?

You sure ask a lot of questions for a broad
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Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:25 PM
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You sure ask a lot of questions for a broad


I am not a broad. I am a woman. You will hear me roar!
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:26 PM
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I am not a broad. I am a woman. You will hear me roar!

Can I show you my bed made of wheat thins?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:29 PM
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Can I show you my bed made of wheat thins?


I would eat up your bed!
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:34 PM
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I would eat up your bed!

And I would eat up......my bed too.
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:35 PM
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And I would eat up......my bed too.


Are you wanting to get sloppy too?

 :D
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:37 PM
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Are you wanting to get sloppy too?

:D

 :D
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Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:38 PM
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:D


You all are making me laugh so much!
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Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:38 PM
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You all are making me laugh so much!

You post really fast.
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Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:39 PM
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You post really fast.

I did not leave the thread and was still right here!
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:40 PM
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I did not leave the thread and was still right here!

Can you start a thread called "Ask Ophelia Anything?" and then that way, we can ask you all sorts of questions that you have to answer? huh?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:42 PM
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Can you start a thread called "Ask Ophelia Anything?" and then that way, we can ask you all sorts of questions that you have to answer? huh?


What are you wanting to ask me? Why would I start such a thread?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:42 PM
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What are you wanting to ask me? Why would I start such a thread?

I want to ask about your tints :-/

for me.....for all the men here  :-[
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Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:45 PM
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I want to ask about your tints :-/

for me.....for all the men here  :-[


My tints? What are my tints?

I am getting confused. Are you making fun of me now? Your nice friend said you weren't.
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 01:46 PM
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My tints? What are my tints?

I am getting confused. Are you making fun of me now? Your nice friend said you weren't.

I'm sorry, perhaps this whole thread idea was wrong. I'm sorry to you, Ophilia. I just like you is all
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 17, 2005, 01:47 PM
He's talking about your bubbies.
btw, welcome to the board!
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 01:48 PM
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I'm sorry, perhaps this whole thread idea was wrong. I'm sorry to you, Ophilia. I just like you is all


If you explain what you are meaning maybe I would. I don't know. I can't answer every question!
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Zgirl on Nov 17, 2005, 01:52 PM
I'll talk about my boobies

hey now!  :P
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 17, 2005, 01:53 PM
jejejejejjejeje :D
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 17, 2005, 01:58 PM
QuoteI'll talk about my boobies

hey now!  :P

I'm all ears. ;D
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Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 17, 2005, 02:01 PM
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If you explain what you are meaning maybe I would. I don't know. I can't answer every question!

It's sort of like a get to know this MMJ poster thread.  Like an interview thread with fun questions.
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 02:06 PM
Did everyone do this?
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Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 17, 2005, 02:07 PM
QuoteDid everyone do this?

YES! :D
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Post by: Zgirl on Nov 17, 2005, 02:08 PM
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I'm all ears. ;D

just ears?  :-[
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Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 02:08 PM
Where can I find everyone's interview?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 17, 2005, 02:09 PM
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just ears?  :-[

and eyes if that's how you want to play it. ;)
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 17, 2005, 02:10 PM
QuoteDid everyone do this?

I don't think so...
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 17, 2005, 02:10 PM
QuoteWhere can I find everyone's interview?

everyone doesn't have an interview.  We did do that a while back but it wasn't specific to one person.  I think someone just has an online crush ::)
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 02:11 PM
I'm not so interesting!
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Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 17, 2005, 02:12 PM
QuoteI'm not so interesting!

It's the questions that are interesting...  seriously!  You should start a thread!
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Post by: Zgirl on Nov 17, 2005, 02:14 PM
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and eyes if that's how you want to play it. ;)

there ya go!

hey, what's your name?  I'm lanie

actually, what's everyones names here? is that cool?
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Post by: Half on Nov 17, 2005, 02:15 PM
QuoteI'll talk about my boobies

hey now!  :P


hi.  i'm .5

do you like malt shops?
Title: Re: ***The Hair Thread***
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 17, 2005, 02:15 PM
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It's the questions that are interesting...  seriously!  You should start a thread!


I'm nervous but you have been so nice to me so maybe I should do this!
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Post by: Zgirl on Nov 17, 2005, 02:20 PM
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hi.  i'm .5

do you like malt shops?

.5 = half.   hehe

very cool, dude  8)

i love ice cream soda, if that's what you mean