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Title: If I were a handgun
Post by: Georgia_Peach on Nov 17, 2005, 05:55 PM

I would be sure to use a silencer

Now you finish:

If I were a handgun...

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: Zgirl on Nov 17, 2005, 05:57 PM

QuoteI would be sure to use a silencer

Now you finish:

If I were a handgun...

I'd be sure to never leave without my bullets

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 17, 2005, 05:58 PM

If I were a handgun...

I'd take out people whose names I can't mention without getting in loads of trouble.

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: Zgirl on Nov 17, 2005, 05:59 PM

if i were a handgun..

i would be warm

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 17, 2005, 06:04 PM

If I were a handgun...

I'd go BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: SMc55 on Nov 17, 2005, 06:06 PM

Quoteif i were a handgun..

i would be warm

happiness is a warm gun ;)

If I were a handgun...

I'd be too scared to come out of my holster.

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: Georgia_Peach on Nov 17, 2005, 06:08 PM

If I were a handgun i'd be forced to hang with minorities :(

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Nov 17, 2005, 06:10 PM

bang bang

shoot shoot

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 17, 2005, 06:14 PM

QuoteIf I were a handgun i'd be forced to hang with minorities :(

ohhh. That's low, but funny as hell!!!!!

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: Zgirl on Nov 17, 2005, 06:17 PM

if were a handgun...

i would be frightened to look in the mirror

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: FarmerYoda on Nov 17, 2005, 06:28 PM

If I were a handgun...
I'd eat a small child.

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: Georgia_Peach on Nov 21, 2005, 11:23 AM

If I were a handgun I would only play with women.

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 21, 2005, 11:39 AM

If I were a handgun, I'd make late-night drunken calls to my ex girlfriend and then get angry about her "new life".

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 21, 2005, 11:44 AM

QuoteIf I were a handgun, I'd make late-night drunken calls to my ex girlfriend and then get angry about her "new life".

LOL

Title: Re: If I were a handgun
Post by: primushead on Nov 21, 2005, 12:09 PM

If I were a handgun...
I would be a USP .40.

Good stopping power and less recoil than the .45

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