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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: Spider_Beard on Nov 09, 2005, 05:16 PM

Title: Thanksgiving
Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 09, 2005, 05:16 PM
let's all sit down, the natives of the board and the new pilgrims from other boards and have a meal of thanks, electronically  :)
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 09, 2005, 05:21 PM
well what are you thankful for?
i'm thankful for great family and friends .
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: FarmerYoda on Nov 09, 2005, 05:23 PM
i'm thankful for R. Kelly.

lets face it guys: he's a poetic genius and master of all things human....

lets take a quick moment and look at his compelling lyrics:

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then opens the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

thanks, R. Kelly!!!
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 09, 2005, 05:23 PM
I'm thankful for my health, my family, my friends, and the fact that there's amazing music out there, that can be discovered each and every day
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 09, 2005, 05:25 PM
i was going to put i'm thankful for the cubs.......yeah
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 09, 2005, 05:26 PM
Quotei'm thankful for R. Kelly.

lets face it guys: he's a poetic genius and master of all things human....

lets take a quick moment and look at his compelling lyrics:

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then opens the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

thanks, R. Kelly!!!

you are never to repsond to my posts again.....ever  
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 09, 2005, 06:21 PM
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 09, 2005, 06:22 PM
Quotemy cat's breath smells like cat food
you are a genius
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 09, 2005, 06:22 PM
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 09, 2005, 06:24 PM
i'm thankful for johnconaway's baby
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 09, 2005, 06:25 PM
my cat's breath smells like cat food
my cat's breath smells like cat food
my cat's breath smells like cat food
my cat's breath smells like cat food
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: FarmerYoda on Nov 09, 2005, 06:44 PM
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you are never to repsond to my posts again.....ever  

hahahahaha.

by the way, that was sarcasm at its finest.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 09, 2005, 07:46 PM
I'm thankful for my hand  :-/
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Half on Nov 10, 2005, 09:45 AM
i'm going to my sisters house in north carolina with my parents and my sexual partner.  we're deep frying a 20lb turkey.  DeeDee is making sweet yams.  i'm sure my partner and i will get some sushi in charlotte and do some shopping.  we'll play some cards, drink some wine/beer/booze, and take a dip in the hot tub.  i can't wait for a turkey-induced coma
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 10, 2005, 09:57 AM
I'm excited for Thanksgiving.  I work full time on top of working towards my MBA so I'm thankful for the break from classes, although I don't really get a break from anything since I'll still have work to do.  But it'l be fun to be with family, especially with a pregnant Dee Dee!!  I can't wait to see her and her grown belly.  No turkey for TYB but I will be consuming copius amounts of sweet taters and dutch apple pie.  BOOY AH!
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 10, 2005, 09:58 AM
QuoteI'm excited for Thanksgiving.  I work full time on top of working towards my MBA so I'm thankful for the break from classes, although I don't really get a break from anything since I'll still have work to do.  But it'l be fun to be with family, especially with a pregnant Dee Dee!!  I can't wait to see her and her grown belly.  No turkey for TYB but I will be consuming copius amounts of sweet taters and dutch apple pie.  BOOY AH!

are you and half an item?
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Half on Nov 10, 2005, 09:59 AM
i'm going to force the entire family to listen to At Dawn & Z
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 10, 2005, 10:01 AM
Quotei'm going to force the entire family to listen to At Dawn & Z

thats a damn good idea, all the while kickin their asses in poker. and the imaginary beer drinking contest. which ofcourse i win every year.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 10, 2005, 10:08 AM
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are you and half an item?

It's a distinct possibility.  He pays half the rent.  

*insert obligatory acknowledgement of pun here*
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Half on Nov 10, 2005, 10:10 AM
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thats a damn good idea, all the while kickin their asses in poker. and the imaginary beer drinking contest. which ofcourse i win every year.

this is my thanksgiving but we play euchre
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 10, 2005, 10:11 AM
My sexual partner makes the best cornbread stuffing EVER.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Half on Nov 10, 2005, 10:11 AM
QuoteMy sexual partner makes the best cornbread stuffing EVER.

maybe...i don't know....you could bring some to michigan, in a few days, for waxy i mean?
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 10, 2005, 10:12 AM
On Thanksgiving, I read poetry in a booming voice
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 10, 2005, 10:26 AM
QuoteOn Thanksgiving, I read poetry in a booming voice

my family has a zero tolerance policy for "boomin" voices. thank god
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 10, 2005, 10:29 AM
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my family has a zero tolerance policy for "boomin" voices. thank god

You'd hate my nuclear family.  
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 10, 2005, 10:31 AM
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my family has a zero tolerance policy for "boomin" voices. thank god

You sound boarderline racist, chap.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 10, 2005, 10:33 AM
Nucular.  It's pronouned nucular.  
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 10, 2005, 10:35 AM
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You sound boarderline racist, chap.

you are excellent at reading between the very thin lines. chum
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Golden_Shores on Nov 10, 2005, 10:40 AM
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You sound boarderline racist, chap.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/Masterslave/thatsracist.gif)
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 10, 2005, 10:43 AM
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maybe...i don't know....you could bring some to michigan, in a few days, for waxy i mean?

Seriously, if Waxy isn't there I'll leave.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 10, 2005, 01:16 PM
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you are excellent at reading between the very thin lines. chum

We should start a business together which deals in the manufacturing AND distribution of sycamore tree fertilizer, fatso.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: LennytheTent on Nov 10, 2005, 01:33 PM
i'm thankful that not all threads suck like this one
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Half on Nov 22, 2005, 08:16 AM
this thanksgiving, i challenge everyone, to stand before the feast and give thanks to the internet, for making all this possible
Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: EC on Nov 22, 2005, 08:20 AM
half, you're five posts away from the dodgeball team.  whoot.

Title: Re: Thanksgiving
Post by: Half on Nov 22, 2005, 08:22 AM
Quotehalf, you're five posts away from the dodgeball team.  whoot.


 8)

things just got kinda sexy in here.........didn't they?