You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills...
I'm pretty good at slapping my thighs whilst imagining that I'm a drummer (one day I hope to be as good as Patrick!), practicing stunts in my spacious lounge/dining room & cooking naked...
QuoteYou know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills...
true, sweetheart, but it aint nunchucks. ;)
i am good at:
eating entire pints of ice cream
tripping on sidewalks
sleeping in
tying my shoes
coming up with get rich quick schemes that would never work
hmmmmm.... mad skillz. maaaaad skilllllz. :)
dragonboy, you're good at being funny. :)
I'm a great sleeper.
I'm a great pinball player.
I'm a wonderful procrastinator (I'll say more about that later).
I'm a good listener.
I'm a fantastic driver, 'specially long distances.
I can be a terrific asshole.
EC, Tracy, those are some excellent skills!
"Eating entire pints of ice cream..." I miss having the chance to practice this much needed skill. I plan on making up for lost time when I go home next month!
i'm a great asshole.
i'm good at spending money, especially when i shouldn't.
i'm good at identifying eastern forest spring wildflowers.
excessive chocolate consumption is definitely one of my skills
i'm good at spending money on music
i'm good at irrelevant music trivia
i'm also good at drawing in 3D
i don't know if its a skill or not, but i can twitch my nose like a rabbit :)
QuoteI'm good at irrelevant music trivia
Impress me Ali...
i can draw really well, but only horses
i have a finely-tuned 6th sense
i have perfect pitch
i make a perfect cup of coffee/espresso/capuccino
i've got mad skillz in the kitchen AND the bedroom
i'm good at loving people with all my heart
i'm good at being intense, i've been told (from a past girlfriend, this may wind up doing me in)
i'm good being a fake lumberjack (though i have little knowledge of wood, i hope to one day do fine carpentry, so I guess it's kind of appropriate)
i'm good at growing beards (i'm actually at the stage where i can label my facial hair "beard" again and not feel like i'm pushin it. this suckers gon' grow!)
i'm good with alternate tunings on the guitar. no shame in comin out and saying that one, i don't think. it's something i've put a lot of work and personal fascination into, and it's treated me well.
and i'm good at brute labor, so i've found from working in a warehouse this summer. you need shit moved around, I'm your man!
i'm good with kids? i think?
My skillz:
giving ghetto haircuts
collecting music
remembering birthdays
returning emails promptly
book shopping
communicating with animals
forgot the part about bein a pretty good hopeless romantic, too...
QuoteMy skillz: giving ghetto haircuts
;D ;D ;D
Man, I am SO good at leaving things till the last minute...
QuoteEC, Tracy, those are some excellent skills!
"Eating entire pints of ice cream..." I miss having the chance to practice this much needed skill. I plan on making up for lost time when I go home next month!
okay, HOLD the FORT -
are you telling me there is no ice cream in japan?
if this is what you're saying, then this changes everything.
all my hopes and dreams about what i think japan is are suddenly changed if i thought there would be no ice cream.
(ps when you're home, you NEED b&j karamel sutra - don't even ask, just purchase.)
I think we talked about this before, we have Hagen Daas but weird flavours like Green Tea & Red Bean. I remember because I think you said you like green tea?
Of course, you can get Vanilla etc but nothing exciting like Karamel Sutra. I love Peanut Butter, Cookie-Dough, Heath-Bar etc etc etc...anything! I think I need some ice-cream...
I'm good at...
giving massages
listening and being empathetic
debating political viewpoints
drinking beer
making a fool of myself after drinking too much beer
finding my way around unfamiliar cities
having long lasting friendships
having shortly lived romantic relationships
falling in love
falling out of love
listing things i'm good at
critiqueing reality tv show constestants
smokeing a cigarette while searching for and loading cd's into my cars cd player - i.e. driving with no hands.
Playing that Violent Femmes song "Kiss Off" on acoustic guitar
Serving tenis balls
getting "low" on the dance floor.
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I'm good at telling myself not to drink too much when I am going to see a show on a night before I have to go to work.
I'm also good at not listening to myself.
(Can you guys keep it down a little. Uhggg)
I'm pretty good at curling my lip whilst singing along to Suspicious Minds...
I'm pretty damn good at not having my ipod charged when i need it the most.
QuoteI'm pretty damn good at not having my ipod charged when i need it the most.
Haha, how true is that?!! ;D
The really, really sad thing DB is I even have a car charger. ???
QuoteI'm pretty good at curling my lip whilst singing along to Suspicious Minds...
Now that I'd love to see :D
i have profound knowlege of the english language
I'm good at entering a music shop and not being able to leave until I buy at least one thing. Even if I dont need it.
QuoteI'm good at entering a music shop and not being able to leave until I buy at least one thing. Even if I dont need it.
Even if you dont need it? I've NEVER been in a music store that didn't have at least one thing that I really needed.
i'm good at posting on the internets!
QuoteNow that I'd love to see :D
Then get tickets for the Astoria!!! The Jacket's final show in the UK
and me curling my lip about the nations capitol with careless abandon?!! How can you
not buy tickets now? I'll even through in a couple of right-arm windmills (another of my skills) just for you Doc ;)
Quotei'm good at posting on the internets!
What, you mean there's more than one?!!
Shit, as if I didn't already waste enough time on this one :-/
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Then get tickets for the Astoria!!! The Jacket's final show in the UK and me curling my lip about the nations capitol with careless abandon?!! How can you not buy tickets now? I'll even through in a couple of right-arm windmills (another of my skills) just for you Doc ;)
Oh God I'd love to go to the Astoria!
dragonboy... i hereby order you to produce a picture of the aforemention curled upper lip whilst singing suspicious minds. bonus points for wearing sunglasses. extra super bonus points for gold lame!
extra extra bonus points if you can pull off some chops.
Quoteextra extra bonus points if you can pull off some chops.
Shit my burns are embarrassingly short right now, give me some time to work on them & i'll see if I can't get a picture done for y'all. Thankyouthankyouverymuch