Ok, so my parents started up an insurance plan for me on Blue Cross/Shield a couple of months ago. In accordance with the plan, I had to take a quick medical exam which consisted of the usual (heart check, breathing check, etc.) and a urine test.
The guy administering it said that the piss test was only to check for AIDS - nothing else.
Anyway, I get a call today from my mom that says I'm not a preferred customer, but rather I was assigned as a standard customer, which means $25 more dollars a month. "Why, I asked?"
"Because you tested positive for Marijuana". So she gave me the guilt trip about how I shouldn't do drugs...blah blah blah.
But, isn't that fucked up? I signed a form when I did the exam, and I didn't see ANYTHING on there about a drug test.
Anyway, my Mom is pissed (luckily, I've 'partied' with my Dad a couple of times, so he's secretly got my back. ) and I have to pay half of the insurance now a month...which is like $60 that I'd rather not afford.
Damn you, Insurance!!!! >:( >:( >:(
i smell a law suit.
that really blows though. i'm sorry for that...
Quotei smell a law suit.
I was for real thinking about that. Doesn't that infringe on privacy or something? Especially if I didn't sign for it?
a piss test for AIDS? to get insurance? shoulda sniffed that one, man. that does suck though.
Quotea piss test for AIDS? to get insurance? shoulda sniffed that one, man. that does suck though.
I thought it sounded sketch, but that's exactly what it said on the form too. So I thought it was legit.
damn, that's shitty.
i've failed two piss tests in my life and still got the job anyway both times.
Quotedamn, that's shitty.
i've failed two piss tests in my life and still got the job anyway both times.
Yeah, I've always passed those tests with flying colors, for two jobs. But, then again, I knew about them and planned accordingly.
Damn piss tests. Gay.
Quotedamn, that's shitty.
i've failed two piss tests in my life and still got the job anyway both times.
you should've studied.
buh dumm chhhh...
( my dad used this joke today because he had a colonoscopy test... "i can't fail this one tomorow! i should've studied harder!!! i'm so nervous!" i responded with a blank stare...)
:-/
That was so corny I could shuck it.
Zing!
all you have to do is quit for two weeks and do it again thru a different insurance. i have done several of these life insurance tests and never had a problem. they are usually more worried about tobacoo than anything else.
and don't worry, i am only going to charge you 10 bucks a month for the advice ;)
Thanks BH. You're so kind 8)
Yeah, I've definitely been looking around at different providers. I just have to convince my parents. We'll see what happens.
I once failed 3 of these in about 4 months...had to go to classes for one job, cost me from getting another job...so I feel ur pain as far as the lameness goes...that does suck that you didn't know they were testing you...
8) LEGALIZE IT ALREADY!!! 8)
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I lost a job once b/c I tested positive for marijuana. It was at a grocery store, of all places. WTF? It's not like I was operating heavy machinery or anything like that.
It was weak.
Super weak.
I feel your pain, man.
back in the day (1999, i think) i applied for GTE which is now verizon. they had tests and shit that i had to take as part of the application process which included a typing test and test screen calls to see how you'd handle the job, and i was told i tested the highest of anyone ever, yet i failed to get the job because of my positive marihuana test.
bitches.
So...lame. :-/
so... weak. :-/
so......jewish.
:-/ :-/ :-/
so.....this thread never really got going.
:-/
Quoteso......jewish.
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:D
Lets test everyone for alcohol and not hire them for the job. WHats the big fucking difference? I feel much worse, during and after alcohol (and performance) than any dose of green.
fuck fuck fuck fuck this governments petty laws and moral standards. I bet those people that don't hire you smoke pot too! EVERYONE DOES THEY JUST WONT ADMIT IT!
Quoteso......jewish.
:-/ :-/ :-/
hahahahhahahhaha.
HEY. I'm a JEW. Get outta here! I'll choose not to take that offesnively I s'pose.
hahhahahhahhahahahah. Judiasm. hahahhahahaha.
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hahahahhahahhaha.
HEY. I'm a JEW. Get outta here! I'll choose not to take that offesnively I s'pose.
hahhahahhahhahahahah. Judiasm. hahahhahahaha.
:-/
Sorry, Face, but in the words of Borat:
Throw the Jew down the well/
So my country can be free
Seriously. ;)
Borat: "How do I let her know I am large... like Pepsi can?"
QuoteBorat: "How do I let her know I am large... like Pepsi can?"
Borat: "This drawing is of Checjknick massacre. Many people killed."
Dude: "So, this makes you feel sad?"
Borat: "No. My people do the killing. It make me feel proud. Very proud."
To dating service lady: So when do you and me have the sexy intercourse?
Have you seen his racetrack interviews on the DVD extras?
"We have a saying in my country... If a horse is hungry, is like if a man is hungry.
If a horse is tall, is like if a man is tall.
If horse is sad... is like... if a man is sad..."
It goes on for at least 5 more hysterical minutes.
I can't wait for the movie: "You see my movie or I will be execute?"
YES!
And the Horse Jockey or whatever just sits there smiling for like 5 minutes.
It's fucking hilarious!!!
Movie is out...november 4th or something?
QuoteYES!
And the Horse Jockey or whatever just sits there smiling for like 5 minutes.
It's fucking hilarious!!!
Movie is out...november 4th or something?
November 3rd. I can't wait.
Is like if a horse is sleepy, is like if a man is sleepy.
If horse is short, is like, if a man is short.
Is like... if horse is bad, is like... if a man is bad.
Damnit, Gregg with 3 g's, now I want to watch Da Ali G show.
Yeah, me too.
Thanks a lot for starting the Borat quotes. Especially since I don't own any of the Dvds.
Now I'll definitely have to go buy them.
In Khazikstan, hobbies include: Archery, Table tennis, Rape, and disco dancing.
"If she cheat on me, I will crush her."
I very good at finding traitor in company. In, the, company.
And, if I find them...I will finish them.
this whole thing escaladed very quickly.
Quotethis whole thing escaladed very quickly.
yeah, sorry about that.
" My wife she is dead...she die in the field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife."
"Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog."
Borat: "Everyone say it rain down like, how you say...?"
Lady: "Cats and Dogs?"
Borat: "Piss!"