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Title: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 09:37 PM
Ok, I had no idea dragonboys' real name was Andrew...as well as not know who his dad was.  I also don't really know everyone's real name when it is referenced in a thread, so I thought everyone could post their real names here for future reference?  Don't get me wrong, I still know Ali=Ali and Sweatboard=Brian and TomEisenbraun=TomEisenbraun...as well as a few others.  But the buck could stop here...for everyone!

I'll start.

I'm Spencer Gregg Stanley IV (and go by Gregg).  Post off!
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 09:40 PM
Andrew Aron Presley  ;)

Spencer Gregg Stanley?
Is your real name? Shit, that's so regal! Can your Dad be my Dad too?
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 09:41 PM
QuoteAndrew Aron Presley  ;)

Spencer Gregg Stanley?
Is your real name? Shit, that's so regal! Can your Dad be my Dad too?

I'm afraid you'll have to marry into the family to have a shot at that name.  But I do have a 26 year old sister, and you would have my blessing if you two were to wed:)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: FarmerYoda on Nov 16, 2006, 09:45 PM
Jenny

not Jennifer, even. Just Jenny!
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 09:45 PM
Hmm...Andrew Aron Presley Spencer...I like!
I don't mean to be rude but do you have pics of your sister?
I once ordered a mail order bride from Russia & had a bit of a shocker when she turned up on my doorstep...let's just say the picture she sent obviously wasn't recent  >:(
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 09:47 PM
The one I got from Thailand wasn't too bad though...
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: megisnotreal on Nov 16, 2006, 09:49 PM
I bet no one will be able to guess what my name is.

 ;D
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 09:50 PM
HAhahahah!

Yeah, here she is man.  I hope you like body hair.

(http://www.geektimes.com/michael/travel/usa/ca/sanFrancisco/castro/events/1998PrideParade/gallery-1/images/hippie-family.jpg)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 09:51 PM
QuoteI bet no one will be able to guess what my name is.

;D

I know, it's pretty obvious yours is 'treal'.  Great name!
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 09:53 PM
Haha, has anyone posted boobs before? Is that a forum 1st?

No problems with body hair, I was engaged to a French girl once (true story for a change!)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 09:54 PM
I hope it's a first.  I would love to hold the rank of "first boobage".
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 16, 2006, 09:55 PM
Brad Smith.

 :)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 09:55 PM
But, seriously (as long as we're on the truth bus) here's a pic of my sis and I on the Outer Banks from 3 or 4 years ago.

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e197/primushead/MyPictures0021.jpg)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: megisnotreal on Nov 16, 2006, 09:57 PM
Quote

I know, it's pretty obvious yours is 'treal'.  Great name!

you're a smart one, spenser.

my real name is: jennifer meghan

and I hate my last name so much that I'm not even gonna say it.

Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 09:58 PM
Great pic, cheers G!
She seems lovely! I hope she meets someone nice one day to take good care of her  :)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 10:07 PM
Thanks Andrew!

Wow, it's so much better using your real name this time. 8)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 10:08 PM
That's Mr. Presley to you son!
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 10:09 PM
Duely noted... >:(
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: FarmerYoda on Nov 16, 2006, 10:14 PM
i want to have cool parents :(
so um.

uh.
my dad's bob dylan.
and also my moms uh.
janet jackson?
and my brother is
horkolad :-/

*edit - did anyoen actually know that hork and i were brother and sisteR? i dont think anyone did.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 10:17 PM
Good for you Ms. Jenny Jackson-Dylan, it really is that easy.
Rumour has it one of our members is actually Sir Paul McCartney  :o
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: ali on Nov 16, 2006, 10:17 PM
hi Spencer Gregg Stanley IV.... impressive name!! does everyone call you gregg or just friends?

ali does equal ali... for some reason i like it better than alison...
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 10:18 PM
Everyone pretty much calls me Gregg.

Except a few select friends who say Spencer Gregg Stanley the fourth.

And, of course, professors calling out roll usually go with "spencer".
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: corey on Nov 16, 2006, 10:20 PM
Seriously, what's up with the Elvis thing?
What did I miss?

I'm Corey, btw.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2006, 10:25 PM
QuoteSeriously, what's up with the Elvis thing?
What did I miss?

Yeah, that's what I was saying!  Check out the Faith Hill thread.   All questions will be answered.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 16, 2006, 10:27 PM
QuoteI'm Corey, btw.
Wait, I thought your real name was 'olwiggum?!!
Now I'm really confused...

Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: bug on Nov 16, 2006, 10:32 PM
My real name is Bridgett Denise, not posting my last name because it's unusual and makes me easy to find.  I'm afraid of internet stalkers :)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 16, 2006, 11:11 PM
kenneth david paul trent

i go by dave or david.or dt.  or kenny, kenneth, ken, assface, what the fuck ever.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: BH on Nov 16, 2006, 11:19 PM
wow, you guys are on fire.  I've been missing out.

If I told you my real name I would have to kill you.  

The alias I am currently using however is David Wehde Hermann.  The story I tell, in my pretend life, is that everybody in college thought it was hilarious that my middle name was "WEED" but really it's pronounced WADE.  But that's just a story, since I am actually a highly trained special agent that was raised by the government from the age of one and a half.  I eat stalkers for breakfast.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: bug on Nov 16, 2006, 11:26 PM
Quote I eat stalkers for breakfast.

This is good to know, incase any crazies ever find out my last name.  
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 17, 2006, 12:03 AM
Justin Michael True
Michael I think is a saint or something and my last name True is Welsh and not that many people have that last name. There is a celebrity with the same last name: Rachel True who played Mary Jane in Half Baked. I don't think we're related on account of me being white.
(http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/M/d/racheltrueint.jpg)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: red on Nov 17, 2006, 12:05 AM
Kaley Joshua Thomas Evans.  I always used to go by Thomas, but I finally accepted my terrible name and use it.  Yep.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 17, 2006, 12:47 AM
Weird... coulda swore I replied here.

Brad Smith.

 :)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 17, 2006, 01:15 AM
I still see your first response on there, Brad.  

Check again, maybe?
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Mr. T. on Nov 17, 2006, 02:49 AM
Tom Vanhee it is. Nice meeting you al  ;)

I share my last name with Chills, and I'm proud of it  :)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 17, 2006, 10:35 AM
uh, like yeah man.  my name is my handle and my handle is my name.... ;)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Jaimoe on Nov 17, 2006, 10:40 AM
David James Ball - but y'all can call me Dave.

Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: BH on Nov 17, 2006, 10:58 AM
QuoteDavid James Ball - but y'all can call me Dave.


Wow, that makes you, me and ratsprayer all Dave's.  That will be easy to remember.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Easy Morning Rebel on Nov 17, 2006, 12:04 PM
My name is Emelie
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Jaimoe on Nov 17, 2006, 01:00 PM
Quote

Wow, that makes you, me and ratsprayer all Dave's.  That will be easy to remember.

I guess we've all had this Kids In The Hall song sung at us over the years (although it's freaking hilarious): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eooOr1-icI0
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: aMD on Nov 17, 2006, 04:52 PM
most of you know my name's Dylan.  i'd rather not post my last name however.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: BH on Nov 17, 2006, 04:57 PM
Quotemost of you know my name's Dylan.  i'd rather not post my last name however.

Stalkers?
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: aMD on Nov 17, 2006, 05:06 PM
Quote

Stalkers?

you have no idea.  nah, i'm just joking. I guess there's really no harm in it.  hell, it may be on my tabs site anyway.  the name's Dylan Greenwood.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: SiOuxTribe on Nov 17, 2006, 05:17 PM
Dakota Schreiner
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: MarkW on Nov 18, 2006, 08:53 AM
The W in my name is White.  

My father's name is Barry White (albeit not the walrus of love).  Not as famous as db's father, but hey...
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: JoAnn on Nov 18, 2006, 09:55 AM
<<<<<My real name is JoAnn.  I'm so creative.
   ;D
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Jellyfish on Nov 18, 2006, 11:31 AM
My real name is Bubba Ray Dudley.























 ;D :P

Totally kidding....it's Jeff.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: EC on Nov 19, 2006, 02:43 AM
hello.  my real name is marjorie hambone.  it has nothing to do with EC, which actually stands for elephant cradle, which is an inside joke.

jenny/face, i had ZERO idea that you and horko were brother/sister.  

andrew, i knew elvis was your dad.

i think i know most of the names here, but i am SHOCKED by john conaway.  that is really weird.

yarrrrrr
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 19, 2006, 02:50 AM
Good to have you back Marj!  :)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 19, 2006, 08:27 AM
Quotehello.  my real name is marjorie hambone.  it has nothing to do with EC, which actually stands for elephant cradle, which is an inside joke.

jenny/face, i had ZERO idea that you and horko were brother/sister.  

andrew, i knew elvis was your dad.

i think i know most of the names here, but i am SHOCKED by john conaway.  that is really weird.

yarrrrrr

I thought it was meghan.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: EC on Nov 19, 2006, 11:44 AM
Quote

I thought it was meghan.
hideous rumours spread by unsuspecting butter knives. ;)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Nov 19, 2006, 12:48 PM
Erik Swanson--that's right I AM A VIKING LORD!
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 19, 2006, 05:45 PM
Quote
hideous rumours spread by unsuspecting butter knives. ;)
Mmmmmmmm (in homer simpsons voice) spreadable rumors.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: EAZYE on Nov 19, 2006, 05:53 PM
Eric Wiersig, nice to meet you all 8)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: SMc55 on Nov 20, 2006, 11:22 AM
My name is Susan. Hi all.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: CC on Nov 20, 2006, 12:00 PM
Marinus

hello.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: ycartrob on Nov 20, 2006, 01:03 PM
ycartrob
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Nov 20, 2006, 04:31 PM
QuoteThe one I got from Thailand wasn't too bad though...


ha ha nice!

Sean Francis Xavier Murphy

Holler!!!
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: evilPaauwe on Nov 20, 2006, 05:30 PM
nicholas jordan paauwe.      try and guess how  to pronounce paauwe.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: aMD on Nov 20, 2006, 06:10 PM
Quotenicholas jordan paauwe.      try and guess how  to pronounce paauwe.

is it pow-wee?
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: bug on Nov 20, 2006, 10:42 PM
Quotenicholas jordan paauwe.      try and guess how  to pronounce paauwe.

Paul?
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 21, 2006, 12:11 AM
Quotenicholas jordan paauwe.      try and guess how  to pronounce paauwe.

paw as in a dogs paw?
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: rugbird on Nov 21, 2006, 12:44 PM

Is it like Poe?
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: CC on Nov 21, 2006, 12:50 PM
Quotenicholas jordan paauwe.      try and guess how  to pronounce paauwe.

you must have dutch ancestors.


Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: wordawg on Nov 21, 2006, 02:21 PM
The name's Gregg

Ian Gregg.

Honest
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: evilPaauwe on Nov 21, 2006, 05:02 PM
Quote

is it pow-wee?



he was the closest...       pow-ee.    

and CC Baxter is correct...      Dutch Ancestors.        Yet predominatly Czechoslavakian.

but hats off to everyone for trying and very good guesses.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: tenn on Nov 21, 2006, 06:46 PM
Tennille
My text sums up alot of peolpes reaction. I also get " have you ever heard of the seventies band?" ( I stop them there ), or "is your husband the captain?"
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: BH on Nov 22, 2006, 09:44 AM
QuoteTennille
My text sums up alot of peolpes reaction. I also get " have you ever heard of the seventies band?" ( I stop them there ), or "is your husband the captain?"

I didn't say any of those things! ;)
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 22, 2006, 04:03 PM
Susan Burns (that's the married name) used to be Carlson...  FOR PETE'S SAKE!  who gives a rats rump!  :P
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 22, 2006, 04:06 PM
happily divorced/single for 10 years now....FOR PETE'S SAKE!  like anyone gives a cow pattie!!
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: MarkW on Nov 22, 2006, 04:08 PM
QuoteSusan Burns (that's the married name) used to be Carlson...  FOR PETE'S SAKE!  who gives a rats rump!  :P


You misunderstand, Suebeeboo.  It's not for Pete's sake, it's for Gregg's...









I'll get my coat.
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: BH on Nov 22, 2006, 04:42 PM
Quote


You misunderstand, Suebeeboo.  It's not for Pete's sake, it's for Gregg's...









I'll get my coat.
;D
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: TEO on Nov 22, 2006, 08:02 PM
Mateo
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: primushead on Nov 23, 2006, 11:16 AM
Quote


You misunderstand, Suebeeboo.  It's not for Pete's sake, it's for Gregg's...

+10 cool points.  
Title: Re: Post Real Names Here...for Gregg's sake.
Post by: Tree on Nov 28, 2006, 02:00 PM
Luis Filipe Escusa Dos Santos