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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: Chills on Apr 11, 2006, 04:37 PM

Title: Sasha Cohen
Post by: Chills on Apr 11, 2006, 04:37 PM
This man deserves his own thread.
For those interested, his three most famous characters.
Some long clips, but they are funny, so why not.

Borat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1gczVUBjec&search=borat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XCBK14kD8M&search=borat

Ali G interviewing David Beckham and Posh Spice. Hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRpX6FU2Z4&search=ali%20g

Bruno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpK2hwNhGqY&search=bruno%20comedy


Anyone else enjoy his antics?
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: wellfleet on Apr 11, 2006, 07:10 PM
i love the stuff on the ali G dvds. a really nice expose of disgusting racists living here.
but my husband also delights in saying "my old wife, she boring. my new wife (that's me!)..."
and "what you feed her?"
it's so genius. i don't know how he keeps a straight face and adlibs the whole skit. i would just die...
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: Tree on Apr 12, 2006, 12:11 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7572358641551294402&q=ali+g&pl=true

i love this guy!
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: Tree on Apr 12, 2006, 12:40 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-MIwh7I4Ck&search=ali%20g%20jarvis
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2006, 08:08 PM
I love Sasha Cohen!
I have all of his DVDs & never grow tired of watching them.
Did you know that he's going to be in the new Will Ferrrel movie?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415306/
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: cmccubbin25 on Apr 23, 2006, 04:11 PM
there's supposed to be a Borat movie coming!!!
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 26, 2006, 08:55 PM
Quotethere's supposed to be a Borat movie coming!!!

http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=23134
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Apr 27, 2006, 01:50 AM
Ni-Ice! Thanks for posting that A.?

You guys (The Muppet Show thread) are Shot!  ;D

I kid.  :)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 27, 2006, 09:56 PM
http://gorillamask.net/brunonazi.shtml

Great new Bruno clip  ;D
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on May 25, 2006, 07:54 PM
Here are some pictures of Borat at Cannes  ;D

http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=958
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on May 26, 2006, 02:44 AM
I can't tell you how many times I have opened this thread hopeing to see that super hot as balls ice skater.  My God She's Hot.  She can skate like a motherfucker to.  I could watch her for 8hrs straight and be happy.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ManNamedTruth on May 26, 2006, 03:46 PM
Here ya go sweatboard:
(http://www.sashacohen.com/studio/studio11.jpg)
(http://www.nbcolympics.com/2005/1224/5079906_320X240.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ratsprayer on May 26, 2006, 03:48 PM
QuoteI can't tell you how many times I have opened this thread hopeing to see that super hot as balls ice skater.  My God She's Hot.  She can skate like a motherfucker to.  I could watch her for 8hrs straight and be happy.

finally!  i was always disappointed opening this thread as well, but i thought id be weird for saying something about it.  now that i have company, i dont feel ashamed any more.  sasha cohen...best figure skater ever!   :D :D :D
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on May 26, 2006, 08:16 PM
Fuck off & start your own ice-skating thread somewhere else  ;)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on May 27, 2006, 05:15 AM
Ignor him, and keep that shit coming, WE have now taken this thread OVER with pics of that hot ASS ice skater lifting her legs in the air.  FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!  This is WAR and we WILL prevail!!!!!!!!  Bring It.....Bring IT!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: Tree on May 27, 2006, 05:30 AM
(http://www.magnetictimes.com/images/uploads/AliG-indahouse.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on May 27, 2006, 07:01 AM
You da man Patches!
I've got your back...

(http://www.torontoist.com/archives/images/Ali-G.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on May 27, 2006, 07:12 AM
Come with your ice-skating pictures bitches, bring it, BRING IT!!!

(http://www.poster.net/ali-g/ali-g-pimp-5000639.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on May 27, 2006, 07:13 AM
Where you at?!!

(http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/muveszek/Ali_G/ali03.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: Tree on May 27, 2006, 07:51 AM
(http://home.online.no/~frankef1/artimages/Ali_G_Indahouse-front_(1)_(1).jpg)

don´t mess with da pimp
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on Jun 07, 2006, 07:47 PM
http://www.dailysixer.com/alifarm.shtml

Ali G goes to a 'Rubbish Zoo'  ;D
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jun 08, 2006, 08:11 AM
(http://www.corriere.it/Hermes%20Foto/2002/11_Novembre/22/0H5ZL07R--320x510.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Jun 16, 2006, 12:24 PM
Borat Trailer:

http://www.joblo.com/movs/borat_trailer.wmv

 ;D  Nice!!!
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on Jun 16, 2006, 07:17 PM
Thanks TK!!! This one has been on the web for a few days now but it always gets shut down by Fox.
I can't wait to see this  ;D
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: dragonboy on Aug 07, 2006, 08:16 PM
The full trailer for the Borat movie:
http://filmwad.com/out.phtml?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.yahoo.com%2Ffeature%2Fborat.html

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/borat/sacha_baron_cohen/borat_poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 11, 2007, 06:39 PM
Heres for Brian. Sasha>Sacha
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 11, 2007, 06:41 PM
(http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/FigureSkating/2006/12/22/l122201A.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Jan 11, 2007, 06:42 PM
This guy just doesn't do anything for me--I must be on a different wavelength on this one... :-/
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 06:45 PM
QuoteThis guy just doesn't do anything for me--I must be on a different wavelength on this one... :-/

Please stay "On Topic"  Thanks.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 11, 2007, 06:47 PM
whatchu want on the lighter?

a) (http://www.ifsmagazine.com/archive/photo/2004/images/cohen01.jpg)

b) (http://www.baltimoretheatre.org/mab_files/studio4.gif)

c) (http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040328/sp.jpg)

or

d) (http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/cannes.jpg)

wait, wait... that can't be right...

;D
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 06:48 PM
Wow, I just changed my plans for the rest of the night.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 06:48 PM
I'm lighting candles RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: aMD on Jan 11, 2007, 06:49 PM
yeah that sasha is hot.  sacha is funny but nothing to obsess over.  so, is she of age?  if not I'm going to feel really guilty about looking at these pics.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 06:51 PM
21 baby.


http://www.sashacohen.com/
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: aMD on Jan 11, 2007, 06:52 PM
Quote21 baby.


http://www.sashacohen.com/

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 11, 2007, 06:53 PM
Quoteyeah that sasha is hot.  sacha is funny but nothing to obsess over.  so, is she of age?  if not I'm going to feel really guilty about looking at these pics.
She's deffinately of age. I want to say 20? Not sure.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ycartrob on Jan 11, 2007, 06:55 PM
(http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag2000/foo1sh.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 11, 2007, 06:59 PM
I'm not very good at math but that makes 22 I believe. Here's from the official sasha cohen website:
Personal
Alexandra Pauline Cohen      Sasha is a Ukrainian nickname for Alexandria
Born      Oct. 26, 1984, in Westwood, Calif.
Parents      Galina and Roger Cohen
Siblings      Sister, Natasha
Pets      Dog named "Mocha" and cats named "Mia and Meow"
Hometown      Laguna Niguel, California
Training town      Aliso Viejo Ice Palace
Home club      Orange County Figure Skating Club
Coach      John Nicks
Dress designer      Jan Longmire
Short program      Dark Eyes -- Choreographer, Nikoli Morosov
Free skate      Romeo and Juliet -- Choreographers, Marina Zueva, Igor Shpilband, Dave Wilson
Personal best score      197.60 Skate Canada, November 1, 2003
Short Program      71.12 Skate Canada, October 31, 2003
Free Skate      130.89 Skate America, October 25, 2003

If she would just use her real name Alexandria there would be no confusion between her and Borat.

Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 11, 2007, 07:00 PM
Quote(http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag2000/foo1sh.jpg)

hot.

one more before i go smoke.

(http://www.sashacohen.com/photos/sasha3.gif)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 07:02 PM
Who is that ASSHOLE in the pool with her?
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 07:03 PM
"one more before i go smoke"

(http://www.gdnctr.com/middle_finger.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Jan 11, 2007, 07:04 PM
Quote
QuoteThis guy just doesn't do anything for me--I must be on a different wavelength on this one... :-/

Please stay "On Topic"  Thanks.

:P
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 07:20 PM
Quote(http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag2000/foo1sh.jpg)

I hope you got our e-mail about the basketball game.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 11, 2007, 07:23 PM
Quote"one more before i go smoke"

(http://www.gdnctr.com/middle_finger.jpg)


ssshhh, it's ok. i'm back now. and...

look!

(http://www.sashacohen.com/photos/sasha5.gif)

(http://www.celebopedia.com/cohen/images/sasha_cohen.jpg)

(http://sexysport.sport24.com/images/mn/1141573199.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 11, 2007, 08:05 PM
Meg, are you developing a new girl-crush?
I can't get enough......
(http://www.ifsmagazine.com/archive/photo/2004/images/cohen04.jpg)
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 09:12 PM
Noodz?  Photoshoping is acceptable.
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 09:16 PM
Quotewhatchu want on the lighter?

a) (http://www.ifsmagazine.com/archive/photo/2004/images/cohen01.jpg)

b) (http://www.baltimoretheatre.org/mab_files/studio4.gif)

c) (http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040328/sp.jpg)

or

d) (http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/cannes.jpg)

wait, wait... that can't be right...

;D

Um, C OF COURSE.  Do you think you can have it ready by the "Wax Fang" show?
Title: Re: Sasha Cohen
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 12, 2007, 12:16 PM
Quote
um, C OF COURSE.  Do you think you can have it ready by the "Wax Fang" show?

but of course!