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Title: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 15, 2007, 11:12 PM
Let's keep this one "ON TOPIC" folks.  


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Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 15, 2007, 11:59 PM
(http://www.billsuniverse.com/lady_of_the_week/ladies/Salma_Hayek_mar1_04.jpg)
(http://www.supersalma.com/picture/Salma_Hayek028.jpg)
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Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: BH on Jan 16, 2007, 12:05 AM
mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm

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Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: mmj37 on Jan 16, 2007, 12:08 AM
Hell yeah! :o :D


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby56TXaxF3mEA8XejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsYnVxczg1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2N184OQ--/SIG=12b272fh7/EXP=1169010451/**http%3A//www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~osama/stuff/Salma_Hayek.jpg)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6BYXaxFQ1IA0zejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsYnVxczg1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2N184OQ--/SIG=12jnt1u85/EXP=1169010392/**http%3A//pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00011/hayek_11426a.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: primushead on Jan 16, 2007, 12:50 AM
Best topic ever.

(http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/metamorfose/imgs/salma_hayek_metamorfose_img_wallpaper_02_1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: Jaimoe on Jan 16, 2007, 12:58 AM
Dude, if you start a thread about Selma, then I urge you to spell her name correctly: Selma Hayek.
Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: mmj37 on Jan 16, 2007, 12:59 AM
Actually it's Salma

I'm pretty sure he misspelled her name on purpose though.
Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: mmj37 on Jan 16, 2007, 01:04 AM
Oh and to stay on topic:

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyGVzaqxFMhQA9oKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsYnVxczg1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2N184OQ--/SIG=129cmp5uc/EXP=1169013747/**http%3A//celebritiestime.com/images/salma_hayek_011.jpg)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiC8aqxFjuYAu6ajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsYnVxczg1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2N184OQ--/SIG=12j1o409q/EXP=1169013820/**http%3A//www.newamericandimensions.com/images/Salma-Hayek-(2).jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures of Selma Hiyek
Post by: Jaimoe on Jan 16, 2007, 01:04 AM
QuoteActually it's Salma

I'm pretty sure he misspelled her name on purpose though.

Right you are. I'm exhausted.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salami Hiker.
Post by: Dee. on Jan 16, 2007, 09:59 PM
I like Salma. She seems like a really nice person.

Here she is last night @ the Golden Globes.

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7082/goldsalmahayekod3.th.jpg) (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goldsalmahayekod3.jpg)

And here she is eating crickets ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tMmW0D1HQ
Title: Re: Pictures of Salami Hiker.
Post by: mmj37 on Jan 16, 2007, 11:27 PM
QuoteI like Salma. She seems like a really nice person.

Here she is last night @ the Golden Globes.

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7082/goldsalmahayekod3.th.jpg) (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goldsalmahayekod3.jpg)

And here she is eating crickets ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tMmW0D1HQ
The bitch eats crickets and she's still hot as hell!
Title: Re: Pictures of Salami Hiker.
Post by: EC on Jan 17, 2007, 08:06 AM
Quote
QuoteI like Salma. She seems like a really nice person.

Here she is last night @ the Golden Globes.

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7082/goldsalmahayekod3.th.jpg) (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goldsalmahayekod3.jpg)

And here she is eating crickets ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tMmW0D1HQ
The bitch eats crickets and she's still hot as hell!

please don't call women bitches.  thanks.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salami Hiker.
Post by: MarkW on Jan 17, 2007, 12:58 PM
I like Salma.  A lot.

(http://koti.mbnet.fi/~jupa/salma13.gif)

Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: Tree on Jan 17, 2007, 01:40 PM
No Penelope Cruz fans here??

..ok
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 17, 2007, 02:24 PM
QuoteNo Penelope Cruz fans here??

..ok
I was actually gonna mention that i like her at least as much, if not more. But i decided to stay on topic. I don't know why I think about both of them when one is brought up, I guess its the accents. I see I'm not the only one.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 17, 2007, 02:32 PM
That's funny, I like to think about them both at the same time as well......If you know what I mean.  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: EC on Jan 17, 2007, 02:45 PM
QuoteThat's funny, I like to think about them both at the same time as well......If you know what I mean.  ;) ;)

you are offically the board dirty old man.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: primushead on Jan 17, 2007, 05:33 PM
That's impossible.  Tracy has held onto that for years now, and I don't think you can get ANY dirtier than that fellow. 8-)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: ycartrob on Jan 17, 2007, 06:20 PM
QuoteThat's impossible.  Tracy has held onto that for years now, and I don't think you can get ANY dirtier than that fellow. 8-)

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Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: EC on Jan 17, 2007, 08:12 PM
see, now this is a perfect example, gregg.
brian posts cameltoe threads and talks about girl on girl action.  a lot.  (and i have zero problems with it.  zeriouzly, i love brian, and he knows it and it's all cool.)
tracy posts a dude exposing himself to a statue of ronald mcdonald.

tracy is clearly not the dirty old man.
he's just the old man.

;)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: ycartrob on Jan 17, 2007, 08:33 PM
Quotesee, now this is a perfect example, gregg.
brian posts cameltoe threads and talks about girl on girl action.  a lot.  (and i have zero problems with it.  zeriouzly, i love brian, and he knows it and it's all cool.)
tracy posts a dude exposing himself to a statue of ronald mcdonald.

tracy is clearly not the dirty old man.
he's just the old man.

;)

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Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 17, 2007, 08:41 PM
Damnit I knew this thread wouldn't stay "On Topic"


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Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: Chad on Jan 17, 2007, 09:18 PM
I'm rather enjoying this thread, I don't find it "dirty" in any kind of way and I'm a lawyer, I would know.

Here you go B....

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Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 17, 2007, 09:29 PM
Thanks Bro.....


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album19/salma-hayek-05060605.jpg%20 )

Right back "On Topic" and still "Classy" as all get out.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salami Hiker.
Post by: mmj37 on Jan 17, 2007, 10:31 PM
Quote
Quote
QuoteI like Salma. She seems like a really nice person.

Here she is last night @ the Golden Globes.

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7082/goldsalmahayekod3.th.jpg) (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goldsalmahayekod3.jpg)

And here she is eating crickets ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tMmW0D1HQ
The bitch eats crickets and she's still hot as hell!

please don't call women bitches.  thanks.
I'm sorry. It was stristcly for comedic purpose. I am very sorry if I offended you and anyone else.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 17, 2007, 10:58 PM
Apology accepted, now let's get back to the task at hand..........our expresion of our love for Salma and her giant pair of beautiful brown eyes.  Not to mention her support for the show "Ugly Betty" which is literally saving thousands of teenage girls a year from cutting their wrists because they feel like they don't live up to the glamorized/sexed up Hollywood ideal of what makes a women beautiful and worth while.



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Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 17, 2007, 11:00 PM
(http://www.elheraldo.hn/fotos/58213.jpg)

Ugly Betty says......"I FUCKING Hate This Thread"
Title: Re: Pictures of Salami Hiker.
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 17, 2007, 11:05 PM
Quote
Quote
QuoteI like Salma. She seems like a really nice person.

Here she is last night @ the Golden Globes.

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7082/goldsalmahayekod3.th.jpg) (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goldsalmahayekod3.jpg)

And here she is eating crickets ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tMmW0D1HQ
The bitch eats crickets and she's still hot as hell!

please don't call women bitches.  thanks.

well don't be a bitch about it  ;)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 17, 2007, 11:25 PM
Less talking more gawking.


(http://celebrity.sk-fun.sk/images/Celebrity/salma_hayek_6.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: primushead on Jan 18, 2007, 12:46 AM
Didn't Quagmire (from family guy) say that penelope cruz looks like a shoe?
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 18, 2007, 12:55 AM
I don't know, I don't watch Family Guy.  I do however watch SOUTH PARK!!!!!  It's my favorite TV show of all time I think.  My wife hates it, she makes me watch it in the other room.

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Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: primushead on Jan 18, 2007, 12:56 AM
South Park is by far my favorite television show.  Ever.  I can sit here and quote episodes for a long, long time.

I think the Smug Alert episode was on tonight.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 18, 2007, 01:02 AM
The last one I watched was when Cartman froze himself so he didn't have to wait the three weeks for the Nintendo Wii to come out.  Garison has that penis pump and anal beads on his bead and he's like "oh, yeah I'm a monkey, pound my dirty little monkey hole"  or something to that effect.    
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: primushead on Jan 18, 2007, 01:05 AM
That's gotta be one of the most fucked up episodes ever.  I had the visual of Mrs. Garrison getting pounded in the vag for like 3 weeks.  Thanks for reminding me of it.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: primushead on Jan 18, 2007, 01:08 AM
(http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/901/901_hi_boys.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 18, 2007, 01:13 AM
Ha, it's a two part episode, and indeed one of the best/most fucked up episodes ever.


When he explained that evolution chart I about coughed my balls through my mouth.
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: primushead on Jan 18, 2007, 10:56 AM
Retard monkey sex aside, we should probably get back on topic.

(http://www.leninimports.com/salma_hayek_gallery_15.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 18, 2007, 11:44 AM
That vaguely looks like Counsellor Troi from Star Trek...
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: primushead on Jan 18, 2007, 12:02 PM
QuoteThat vaguely looks like Counsellor Troi from Star Trek...

Nerd Alert! ;)
Title: Re: Pictures of Salma Hayek
Post by: mmj37 on Jan 18, 2007, 04:01 PM
(http://www.theidealgirl.com/salma-hayek/pics/salma-hayek4.jpg)