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Title: Would you rather...
Post by: primushead on Jan 31, 2007, 01:41 PM
You know those questions where you have to answer if you would do one of them as compared to the other?  I propose we start a thread for that.  You don't have to answer them, but just think about them and post your best question.

Would you rather have to fight a tiger or a bear?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 31, 2007, 02:17 PM
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Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Tree on Jan 31, 2007, 02:27 PM
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Would you rather have to fight a tiger or a bear?

Oh tough one...but i think i´d go for the bear. i don´t like cats.  ;D

ok...Blind or Deaf?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 31, 2007, 02:37 PM
just joshin' around...

how bout:

impotent billionaire or fertile pauper?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: BH on Jan 31, 2007, 04:25 PM
Quotejust joshin' around...

how bout:

impotent billionaire or fertile pauper?

if i was the impotent billionaire, could i still shoot blanks, or is it just totally useless?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Jan 31, 2007, 04:27 PM
would you rather clean out an oveflowing septic tank or a pile of rotting magotty pig carcasses?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: primushead on Jan 31, 2007, 05:03 PM
Quotewould you rather clean out an oveflowing septic tank or a pile of rotting magotty pig carcasses?

I'd definitely go for the septic tank.  I'd definitely eat some bacon afterwards though.

Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: red on Jan 31, 2007, 08:29 PM
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Would you rather have to fight a tiger or a bear?

Oh tough one...but i think i´d go for the bear. i don´t like cats.  ;D

ok...Blind or Deaf?
Blind, at least I'd still have music.


Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 31, 2007, 08:44 PM
Blind, at least you could still make music.  To be honest, as long as they don't cut off my penis, I'm cool.............wait, aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh......



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Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 31, 2007, 08:45 PM
Mmm........
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jan 31, 2007, 10:21 PM
I'd rather fight a bear than a tiger...


...and by fight, I really mean run and hide from.


Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: .Walt on Jan 31, 2007, 11:29 PM
tiger without a doubt
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Dee. on Jan 31, 2007, 11:34 PM
My sister was given a book with hundreds of these questions in it. Here's one:

Would you rather....

have a lake named after you

OR

have a popular children's multivitamin shaped in your image?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: dragonboy on Jan 31, 2007, 11:37 PM
Lake Andy, fo sho!
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: dragonboy on Jan 31, 2007, 11:43 PM
This reminds me of a book they had at a Nursery I worked at in the UK.

(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0099200414.02._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

Similar thing for children (would you rather be chased by a bull, a lion or wolves? eat spider stew or mashed worms? etc)
I shall have to get it for my school...
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 31, 2007, 11:50 PM
Would you rather burn in hell or go to heaven?  Be Careful On This One.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 31, 2007, 11:52 PM
It's not as easy as it seems.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: primushead on Feb 01, 2007, 12:18 PM
Here's a tough one.

Would you rather be tortured to death in the most gruesome way possible...

...or eat ice cream while playing with three cute puppies?

;)
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: TEO on Feb 01, 2007, 05:09 PM
Colt or a Bear?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 01, 2007, 05:59 PM
I would fight the bear.  8-)

would you rather... scott baio or tony danza?

would you rather... have an infinite amount of money and only be allowed to listen to show tunes for the rest of your life OR have the world's largest vinyl collection but no record player?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Feb 01, 2007, 08:24 PM
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Would you rather have to fight a tiger or a bear?

Oh tough one...but i think i´d go for the bear. i don´t like cats.  ;D

ok...Blind or Deaf?
I know i wouldn't be able to listen to music, but i gotta go with deaf. I'm an artist I have to see.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 01, 2007, 08:56 PM
Brittney Spears or Slipknot?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 01, 2007, 08:58 PM
QuoteBrittney Spears or Slipknot?


conscientious objector?

:-/
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: dragonboy on Feb 01, 2007, 08:59 PM
QuoteBrittney Spears or Slipknot?
What...to shag?!!
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Dee. on Feb 02, 2007, 02:07 AM
Quotewould you rather... have an infinite amount of money and only be allowed to listen to show tunes for the rest of your life OR have the world's largest vinyl collection but no record player?
Choice #2! I want variety even if I can't listen to it! (And couldn't I buy a record player eventually? Borrow my friend's?)

Would you rather:

drive a van with airbrushed unicorns painted on the sides

OR

drive a van with airbrushed bowling pins painted on the sides

The choice is yours!
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 02, 2007, 09:21 AM
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Quotewould you rather... have an infinite amount of money and only be allowed to listen to show tunes for the rest of your life OR have the world's largest vinyl collection but no record player?
Choice #2! I want variety even if I can't listen to it! (And couldn't I buy a record player eventually? Borrow my friend's?)

Would you rather:

drive a van with airbrushed unicorns painted on the sides

OR

drive a van with airbrushed bowling pins painted on the sides

The choice is yours!

Fuck it, dude; let's go bowling!
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Jaimoe on Feb 02, 2007, 09:57 AM
Would you rather listen to Nickelback for the rest of your life or jump off a cliff?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Chills on Feb 02, 2007, 10:15 AM
QuoteWould you rather listen to Nickelback for the rest of your life or jump off a cliff?

That's a hard one  :-?

Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: sweatboard on Feb 02, 2007, 10:24 AM
QuoteWould you rather listen to Nickelback for the rest of your life or jump off a cliff?

How high is the cliff and is there water below?  I mean I can wear a helmet right.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Feb 02, 2007, 04:24 PM
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Quotewould you rather... have an infinite amount of money and only be allowed to listen to show tunes for the rest of your life OR have the world's largest vinyl collection but no record player?
Choice #2! I want variety even if I can't listen to it! (And couldn't I buy a record player eventually? Borrow my friend's?)

Would you rather:

drive a van with airbrushed unicorns painted on the sides

OR

drive a van with airbrushed bowling pins painted on the sides

The choice is yours!

Bowling pins definitely!
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: dragonboy on Feb 02, 2007, 07:05 PM
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Quotewould you rather... have an infinite amount of money and only be allowed to listen to show tunes for the rest of your life OR have the world's largest vinyl collection but no record player?
Choice #2! I want variety even if I can't listen to it! (And couldn't I buy a record player eventually? Borrow my friend's?)

Would you rather:

drive a van with airbrushed unicorns painted on the sides

OR

drive a van with airbrushed bowling pins painted on the sides

The choice is yours!

Bowling pins definitely!
Because the Dude abides?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: ycartrob on Feb 03, 2007, 11:35 AM
Would you rather watch Duke lose in basketball or Notre Dame lose in football?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: ycartrob on Feb 03, 2007, 11:37 AM
QuoteWould you rather listen to Nickelback for the rest of your life or jump off a cliff?

If you're talking cliff as in Cliff Huxtable, I'll go with cliff. If you're meaning a 300 foot cliff that has jagged rocks at the bottom, then I'll have to think about it.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Jaimoe on Feb 03, 2007, 12:23 PM
QuoteWould you rather watch Duke lose in basketball or Notre Dame lose in football?

Duke lose in basketball.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: The DARK on Feb 03, 2007, 12:39 PM
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QuoteWould you rather watch Duke lose in basketball or Notre Dame lose in football?

Duke lose in basketball.

Any day of the week!  :D
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: primushead on Feb 04, 2007, 05:28 PM
I think you know my stance on that.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: FarmerYoda on Feb 04, 2007, 09:54 PM
i used to play a similar game to this, except it was much more vulgar.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: TEO on Feb 04, 2007, 10:10 PM
QuoteColt or a Bear?

COLT!!!
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Tree on Feb 05, 2007, 07:14 AM
shave all hair on every part of your body or wear a thong for the next 5 years!!??

:-/