My Morning Jacket

Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: ycartrob on Jan 15, 2007, 09:32 PM

Title: Can I get a beard update, Tom? Hellloooo!!!!!!
Post by: ycartrob on Jan 15, 2007, 09:32 PM
So here it is, the middle of January, and my last reference for Tom's beard is from December 19th (see below). Can someone help me out please?

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/ycartrob/TomEi.jpg)
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Post by: FarmerYoda on Jan 15, 2007, 09:49 PM
yeah, tom, how you gonna leave us hangin'?
Title: Re: Can I get a beard update, Tom? Hellloooo!!!!!!
Post by: rob on Jan 16, 2007, 12:15 AM
He ended up shaving it, remember?  :'(
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Post by: ycartrob on Jan 16, 2007, 12:28 AM
QuoteHe ended up shaving it, remember?  :'(

Ended up shaving it? LOL! Whatever man. Take a look at that picture; looks like he has a beard there. And that's our last documented evidence of what Tom's beard actually looked like (not some hearsay or bullshit by Tom trying to mess with our heads).

this is confusing to me.....I need to lie down.
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 12:30 AM
Tom's beard......



(http://www.perfect.co.uk/2005/10/tumbleweed_head_falls.jpg)
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Post by: dragonboy on Jan 16, 2007, 12:47 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 12:48 AM
I think he's still ok.
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Post by: ycartrob on Jan 16, 2007, 12:56 AM
QuoteTom's beard......



(http://www.perfect.co.uk/2005/10/tumbleweed_head_falls.jpg)


LMAO      that's fucking awesome.

He better be laying in his own beard somewhere
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Post by: rob on Jan 16, 2007, 01:07 AM
Where's he been anyway? I think his new lady's holding him captive. Or maybe he's actually doing some school work.  ::)
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Post by: ycartrob on Jan 16, 2007, 01:09 AM
QuoteWhere's he been anyway? I think his new lady's holding him captive. Or maybe he's actually doing some school work.  ::)

Tom's probably doing the ol see if you can guess how much my beard weighs by sitting on it trick (or, at least, he better be).
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Post by: rob on Jan 16, 2007, 01:33 AM
Quote

Tom's probably doing the ol see if you can guess how much my beard weighs by sitting on it trick (or, at least, he better be).

:o Not innocent Tom!
[smiley=engel017.gif]
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 02:28 AM
Just so you know this was my first google search result.........


(http://shakti.trincoll.edu/~pkenned3/images/night_climb_me.jpg)


I'm not the one that put it there.......ok.
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Post by: mmj37 on Jan 16, 2007, 02:33 AM
QuoteJust so you know this was my first google search result.........


(http://shakti.trincoll.edu/~pkenned3/images/night_climb_me.jpg)


I'm not the one that put it there.......ok.
Well, damn. :(
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Post by: dragonboy on Jan 16, 2007, 07:05 AM
What happened to Brian's pic?!!

(http://www.mc-mncppc.org/environment/beaver/beaver.jpg)

I guess we should change CC's title from modarobot to tree surgeon/saboteur!  ;)
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Post by: dragonboy on Jan 16, 2007, 07:07 AM
...& more to the point where is Tom 'beard-boy' E?
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Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 16, 2007, 09:10 AM
Quote...& more to the point where is Tom 'beard-boy' E?

tom, how can you leave the fan club in the dark?

should we put out an APB for this beard? back of milk cartons, maybe?
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 09:26 AM
(http://www.nazi-lauck-nsdapao.com/GLSIPA.jpg)

yeah, what happened to my picture Riny?
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Post by: CC on Jan 16, 2007, 09:29 AM
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9854/art75ou1.jpg)
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 09:29 AM
(http://www.nndb.com/people/914/000024842/tippergore03.jpg)
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 09:30 AM
(http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/11/27/pk_wal-mart_ap.jpg)
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 09:35 AM
Quote(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9854/art75ou1.jpg)

:-*
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 09:48 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Celebrity_Jeopardy_-_Jap_Anus_Relations.png)

What is..............."HAIRY THATCH"?

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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 09:55 AM
That's it I'm not posting again until we get a Tom's Beard update.
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 16, 2007, 09:57 AM
or at least until my rights to freedom of speech are finally being respected.   ;)
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Post by: Chad on Jan 16, 2007, 04:42 PM
QuoteJust so you know this was my first google search result.........


(http://shakti.trincoll.edu/~pkenned3/images/night_climb_me.jpg)


I'm not the one that put it there.......ok.

This is a travesty; we will not rest until this is made right.  My clients feelings are completly hurt.  

Amendment I (look it up)

and "Tom", when are we going to get a more recent picture of this beard of yours?
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Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 16, 2007, 04:50 PM
come back, tom's beard!

for reals.

(http://img.timeinc.net/realsimple/i/p/Sept02/0902_life_kids_gift_5t7_15.jpg)
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Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 16, 2007, 05:45 PM
WOAH!

This is REAL:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

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Post by: ycartrob on Jan 16, 2007, 06:13 PM
(http://www.aaregistry.com/eimage/OJSimpsonsFordBronco.gif)
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Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 16, 2007, 09:32 PM
QuoteWOAH!

This is REAL:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

yeah i posted a pic of one of these guys somewhere in the random images thread awhile back
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Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 17, 2007, 05:05 PM
somebody photoshop tom's face on this

(http://www.rebeccacaudill.org/teacher/covergallery/1993/face.jpg)
Title: Re: Can I get a beard update, Tom? Hellloooo!!!!!!
Post by: rob on Jan 22, 2007, 08:46 PM
The silence is deafening.......and scary..... :-/
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Post by: aMD on Jan 22, 2007, 08:49 PM
Quote
(http://www.aaregistry.com/eimage/OJSimpsonsFordBronco.gif)
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 22, 2007, 08:51 PM
Hey Tracy, you might have to make a trip down to the school and find out what the hell is going on............MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: ycartrob on Jan 22, 2007, 09:56 PM
QuoteHey Tracy, you might have to make a trip down to the school and find out what the hell is going on............MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!

there's only one thing that could cause this much silence from Tom.
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Post by: primushead on Jan 22, 2007, 10:31 PM
What?  What's the one thing?
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Post by: sweatboard on Jan 22, 2007, 11:34 PM
Do you mean to say that he finally decided to move out into the wilderness and live like the falconeer?


(http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/images/season31/sketch_thumbs/episode1427/thumb_snl_1427_falconeer_01.jpg)

shiiiiiiitttttt Tom, don't make us come find your ass, if so I'm bringing a straight razor and a giant bag of big purple dildos with me.  We'll do this shit Deliverance style if we have to.......Phone Home Tom! Phone Home!
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Post by: rob on Jan 22, 2007, 11:59 PM
Quote

there's only one thing that could cause this much silence from Tom.

A woman........or a broken heart.
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Post by: Angry Ewok on Jan 23, 2007, 03:53 PM
I called him about a month ago - still waiting for him to return that awesome voicemail I left him.

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Post by: TEO on Jan 23, 2007, 04:38 PM
Quote
Quote

there's only one thing that could cause this much silence from Tom.

A woman........or a broken heart.

I certainly hope it is the former not the latter!   ;)
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Post by: corey on Feb 04, 2007, 01:44 PM
OK... so he's not dead. There is internet proof out there on a certain networking site that shows that he logged in a couple of days ago.

So this poses the question... why does he hate us so much?
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Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 04, 2007, 02:00 PM
What an asshole. First he cuts up his beard, then he totally forsakes us?
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Post by: sweatboard on Feb 04, 2007, 02:23 PM
QuoteOK... so he's not dead. There is internet proof out there on a certain networking site that shows that he logged in a couple of days ago.

So this poses the question... why does he hate us so much?


I hope it's not because I grew a better beard than him.
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Post by: FarmerYoda on Feb 04, 2007, 04:29 PM
i talked to him a few days ago. he said he was taking a break. i think it's understandable. i should take one.
everyone should.
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Post by: ycartrob on Feb 04, 2007, 04:37 PM
Quotei talked to him a few days ago. he said he was taking a break. i think it's understandable. i should take one.
everyone should.

Oh, I agree. However, it would be pretty decent if you alerted your fan base that you are taking a break. I have been running over these catastrophic events that ended Tom over and over and over in my head.  [smiley=embarassed.gif]

Glad he's OK.
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Post by: tomEisenbraun on Feb 05, 2007, 02:44 AM
haha, good lord, i haven't been around here in way too long.

after i was internet-less for about a week, i came back and didn't feel like getting caught back up with all the mmj news, and the new forum look is throwin me off a little bit. that and i've got a ton of reading to be doing for this semester, so i just figured i'd disappear for a little while. not to mention that the blasphemous happened...i don't feel it when i listen to mmj anymore. i overplayed em. remember my break back before the ryman? this is way different. it wasn't planned, i just kind of fizzled out. i need to just forget about the music for a while, because i've got this vision in my head of the music i want to hear, and i'm realizing more and more that only i can make it happen. which is frustrating, but really makes me hope a lot about the future of what i can make musically. but because of this, it means that i've only been listening to three people, Nick Drake, Nicolai Dunger, and Clutch. There's something inside of each three of those that moves me intensely. I think right now, Jim's lyrics are too vague for me to attach to. I think I know too much about them, too, if that makes any sense. In any sense, my obsession with the band led to me knowing too much about the music, and in that sense, I wound up losing the personal meaning from the songs. They weren't shrouded in mystery anymore, it turned into a fact-finding expedition. I want to regain that with this band, and I hope it'll happen, but as of right now, I don't want to waste my time trying to feel something that I just won't be able to feel.

So I'm looking elsewhere, working on creating my own music, and delving into different musical catalogs. I think Jim makes beautiful music, and i'm not trashing the band by any means, but I need a serious break from em. It's liek when you spend a week with your extended family, and by the end, even though you love them to death, you're just dying to get out of there and have some time to yourself again. And i just need to have that time away fromt he Jacket. You can bet i'll be there in a heartbeat if they play nashville sometime soon, but i just need some serious time off.



As for my beard, there is no current photo, but i sheared my face completely bald on December 29th to meet my lady's family (I figured clean shaven was better than a week's stubble) with the intent of growin the sucker out after that. I've been growing strong since then, and in March, I'm going to be a part of Make-A-Wash-Stache March, where one of our dorms is sponsoring a Stache-A-Thon where you get people to sponsor with a certain amount of money for every day you keep your moustache, and the goal is to raise $2500 to send to the Make-A-Wish foundation in order to sponsor one kids wish. So I'll lose my beard, but I'll be a part of making some kid's dream come true, so it'll be worth it. There'll definitely be some good pictures there. And I think it's fully time I delve into what this stache can do.

So sorry I've been gone so long. I probably still won't be around too awfully much, I've been crazy busy, but thank you for being concerned. And if any of you were wondering, Paige is an absolutely beautiful girl, and our relationship is something i still marvel at. God really works strangely and blesses in ways we couldn't ever rightfully pray for.

So that's where I'm at. If anybody's got some good musical advice to take, I'll listen to it. I'm just needin somethin down to earth right now.
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Post by: dragonboy on Feb 05, 2007, 06:42 AM
Good to hear from you Tom, here's wishing you all the best with your music & studies etc.
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Post by: Chills on Feb 05, 2007, 07:25 AM
Inspiring post. Maybe we should all take a break? I'm thinking about picking a new career to fill the existential void.
The fresh air will do me good.

Either herding sheep:

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/kickingTV/fillolie15-09067.jpg)

Or making wine:

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/kickingTV/26-03-052005_0921007.jpg)

:)

Good luck with your music Tom. Keep listening to Nick Drake.
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Post by: dragonboy on Feb 05, 2007, 07:44 AM
That top pic is great Chills.
I should spend (waste) less time on the internet, that's for sure  :-[
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Post by: Chills on Feb 05, 2007, 07:53 AM
QuoteThat top pic is great Chills.
I should spend (waste) less time on the internet, that's for sure  :-[

My dad took both of those pictures.

But hey, you're right about spending less time on the internet. It is a good idea. Make it a late New Year's resolution :)

Though I bet I'll be back here soon enough  ::)
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Post by: dragonboy on Feb 05, 2007, 07:56 AM
QuoteBut hey, you're right about spending less time on the internet. It is a good idea.
I'm going off line right now!
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Post by: Chills on Feb 05, 2007, 07:59 AM
Quote
QuoteBut hey, you're right about spending less time on the internet. It is a good idea.
I'm going off line right now!

Me too! Ah, into the real world! Scary  ;)
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Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 05, 2007, 09:14 AM
tom! i'm glad you're alive and well.

let me know when this stash-a-thon goes down, and i will sponsor you.
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Post by: ycartrob on Feb 05, 2007, 01:03 PM
QuoteIf anybody's got some good musical advice to take, I'll listen to it. I'm just needin somethin down to earth right now.

Really? OK, how 'bout:

(http://www.arthistoryclub.com/art_history/upload/0/00/Rush_Fly_by_Night.jpg)
(http://www.progwereld.org/images/hoezen/Rush-Caress%20Of%20Steel.jpg)
(http://www.whatzup.com/Graphics/CDRUSH2112.jpg)
(http://mitkadem3.homestead.com/files/Reviews/pics/Rush_Hemispheres200.jpg)
(http://www.secondsounds.com/graphics/rush_farewell_to_kings.jpg)
(http://hasharat.co.il/images/rush_moving_200.jpg)
(http://www.portaltc.com/musica/09/rush_signals.jpg)
(http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/6/66/Rush_Grace_Under_Pressure.jpg)
(http://991.com/newgallery//Rush-Presto-302796.jpg)
(http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/9/99/Rush_roll_the_bones.jpg)

I left the latest releases off (and the 1st, which was Peartless) b/c I don't want to overwhelm you.
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Post by: tomEisenbraun on Feb 05, 2007, 03:27 PM
i forget to mention my new found Rush appreciation, actually. carress of steel rocks and  I've been kind of addicted to Hemispheres. Especially Cygnus Book II.

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Post by: EC on Feb 06, 2007, 09:09 AM
QuoteI've been kind of addicted to Hemispheres. Especially Cygnus Book II.
yes. solid.
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Post by: dragonboy on Feb 06, 2007, 07:10 PM
Quote...it means that i've only been listening to three people, Nick Drake, Nicolai Dunger, and Clutch.
New Clutch single here: http://www.culturebully.com/
Reminds me of Five Horse Johnson...