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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: megisnotreal on Feb 27, 2007, 11:58 AM

Title: a new holiday?
Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 27, 2007, 11:58 AM
http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Hilarious. If I were a dude, I would be all about this.
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 27, 2007, 03:14 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/naughty.gif)
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 27, 2007, 03:57 PM
So Angry, How do you like your steak :-*
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: .Walt on Feb 27, 2007, 04:16 PM
at work the cooks bring out the food (which makes no sense), but we came up with the theory that if a chick orders a rare steak, the better the chance of getting a "bj".

so if we come back to the kitchen and a chick ordered a rare, all the cooks yell and holler.

and whoever thought of this holiday, in my eyes is a pioneer
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 27, 2007, 05:45 PM
Quote(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/naughty.gif)

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Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: BH on Feb 27, 2007, 05:50 PM
Can I expect these at the same time?  Or Steak first, then BJ?
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Hawkeye on Feb 27, 2007, 05:59 PM
I've always wanted to get a bj while playing Stranglehold on the guitar, I think I'll try for that and then eat the steak!  Sounds like a good time to me anyway...
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 27, 2007, 06:24 PM
I'd prefer the BJ first, then cooking the steaks together, then a nice dinner, etc, etc.
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: ratsprayer on Feb 27, 2007, 07:02 PM
i'd rather give than receive, so i guess i'll pass on this holiday.


:-/
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: .Walt on Feb 28, 2007, 12:04 AM
as i was telling everyone about this holiday, i thought too myself....the person who made this holiday, deserves their own holiday.  
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: primushead on Feb 28, 2007, 11:46 AM
Sign me up.  
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: EC on Feb 28, 2007, 12:37 PM
listen.
for the record, i would prefer this holiday to v-day.
i don't know why people think that girls would like stupid chocolate better than oral sex and a nice steak.
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 28, 2007, 12:48 PM
Quotelisten.
for the record, i would prefer this holiday to v-day.
i don't know why people think that girls would like stupid chocolate better than oral sex and a nice steak.

i second this emotion
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: EAZYE on Feb 28, 2007, 01:31 PM
Man I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 28, 2007, 02:34 PM
QuoteMan I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(

Dudes, never date a chick who is overly enthusiastic about giving blowjobs. Trust me on this. I dated one who was always wanting to, and the worst part was that it never mattered where we were or what kind of mood I was in. She wasn't like that in the beginning, but after a while she started being more aggressive about it. It got to a point where it was just... Weird as hell... she gave it a name. It was so weird.

:-[





Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 28, 2007, 03:03 PM
It must of been REAL bad if you had to turn THAT down.  WOW, you have some resraint.  
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 28, 2007, 03:10 PM
It wasn't the frequency as much as the level of inappropriateness. We're talking about some seriously inappropriate locations, usually public...
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: BH on Feb 28, 2007, 03:18 PM
QuoteMan I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(


See how us men hear what we want to hear?   ;D  I think the fine ladies meant that they would prefer a steak and oral sex performed on them over chocolate.
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: mjkoehler on Feb 28, 2007, 03:22 PM
Quote
Quotelisten.
for the record, i would prefer this holiday to v-day.
i don't know why people think that girls would like stupid chocolate better than oral sex and a nice steak.

i second this emotion

uhhhh... greatest.thread.ever
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 28, 2007, 03:52 PM
QuoteIt wasn't the frequency as much as the level of inappropriateness. We're talking about some seriously inappropriate locations, usually public...

The only place I think I would turn it down would be church,
The car is fun, a little dangerous, but fun.
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 28, 2007, 03:55 PM
What if the car is parked in a Wal-Mart parking lot, with families walking by?
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 28, 2007, 04:05 PM
Ya thats not to cool. She was a sex addict no doubt.  Thats a shame. Did she call you the hammer.
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 28, 2007, 04:08 PM
 ;D
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: red on Mar 01, 2007, 01:32 AM
QuoteYa thats not to cool. She was a sex addict no doubt.  Thats a shame. Did she call you the hammer.
Hahaha.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: megisnotreal on Mar 01, 2007, 09:29 AM
Quote
QuoteMan I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(


See how us men hear what we want to hear?   ;D  I think the fine ladies meant that they would prefer a steak and oral sex performed on them over chocolate.


......yeah....
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: megisnotreal on Mar 12, 2007, 05:46 PM
this is wednesday, people. get on it!

(http://www.epicurious.com/images/cooking/menus/cooknow/steak.jpg)
(http://www.killrockstars.com/bands/BandQuestion/pix/ESL-steak.jpg)
(http://www.ryans.com.sg/images/tofu%20steak.jpg)
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Taterbug on Mar 12, 2007, 09:17 PM
I"m out,  my wife and I are not playing well . She told me to snap into a SLIM JIM and if I turn my hand over it feels like someone else is doin it.  :)
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: ratsprayer on Mar 12, 2007, 09:19 PM
QuoteI"m out,  my wife and I are not playing well . She told me to snap into a SLIM JIM and if I turn my hand over it feels like someone else is doin it.  :)

sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then it REALLY feels like someone else is doing it.

:-/
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Taterbug on Mar 12, 2007, 09:20 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Taterbug on Mar 12, 2007, 09:22 PM
Can I still get a good grip with a dead hand ?
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: red on Mar 15, 2007, 12:28 AM
Anyone have any holiday stories?   ;D
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Mar 15, 2007, 12:57 AM
 :-X
Title: Re:  a new holiday?
Post by: .Walt on Mar 15, 2007, 01:28 AM
QuoteAnyone have any holiday stories?   ;D

no, but i did cook a steak for a couple tonight. and made me wonder, do they too know about the holiday? and if they do, since i cooked the steak, does that mean i have seal the deal? luckily now its 15th and another steak and bj day narrowly escaped.