http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Hilarious. If I were a dude, I would be all about this.
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So Angry, How do you like your steak :-*
at work the cooks bring out the food (which makes no sense), but we came up with the theory that if a chick orders a rare steak, the better the chance of getting a "bj".
so if we come back to the kitchen and a chick ordered a rare, all the cooks yell and holler.
and whoever thought of this holiday, in my eyes is a pioneer
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Can I expect these at the same time? Or Steak first, then BJ?
I've always wanted to get a bj while playing Stranglehold on the guitar, I think I'll try for that and then eat the steak! Sounds like a good time to me anyway...
I'd prefer the BJ first, then cooking the steaks together, then a nice dinner, etc, etc.
i'd rather give than receive, so i guess i'll pass on this holiday.
:-/
as i was telling everyone about this holiday, i thought too myself....the person who made this holiday, deserves their own holiday.
Sign me up.
listen.
for the record, i would prefer this holiday to v-day.
i don't know why people think that girls would like stupid chocolate better than oral sex and a nice steak.
Quotelisten.
for the record, i would prefer this holiday to v-day.
i don't know why people think that girls would like stupid chocolate better than oral sex and a nice steak.
i second this emotion
Man I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(
QuoteMan I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(
Dudes, never date a chick who is overly enthusiastic about giving blowjobs. Trust me on this. I dated one who was always wanting to, and the worst part was that it never mattered where we were or what kind of mood I was in. She wasn't like that in the beginning, but after a while she started being more aggressive about it. It got to a point where it was just... Weird as hell... she gave
it a name. It was so weird.
:-[
It must of been REAL bad if you had to turn THAT down. WOW, you have some resraint.
It wasn't the frequency as much as the level of inappropriateness. We're talking about some seriously inappropriate locations, usually public...
QuoteMan I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(
See how us men hear what we want to hear? ;D I think the fine ladies meant that they would prefer a steak and oral sex
performed on them over chocolate.
QuoteQuotelisten.
for the record, i would prefer this holiday to v-day.
i don't know why people think that girls would like stupid chocolate better than oral sex and a nice steak.
i second this emotion
uhhhh... greatest.thread.ever
QuoteIt wasn't the frequency as much as the level of inappropriateness. We're talking about some seriously inappropriate locations, usually public...
The only place I think I would turn it down would be church,
The car is fun, a little dangerous, but fun.
What if the car is parked in a Wal-Mart parking lot, with families walking by?
Ya thats not to cool. She was a sex addict no doubt. Thats a shame. Did she call you the hammer.
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QuoteYa thats not to cool. She was a sex addict no doubt. Thats a shame. Did she call you the hammer.
Hahaha. ;D ;D ;D
QuoteQuoteMan I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(
See how us men hear what we want to hear? ;D I think the fine ladies meant that they would prefer a steak and oral sex performed on them over chocolate.
......yeah....
this is wednesday, people. get on it!
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I"m out, my wife and I are not playing well . She told me to snap into a SLIM JIM and if I turn my hand over it feels like someone else is doin it. :)
QuoteI"m out, my wife and I are not playing well . She told me to snap into a SLIM JIM and if I turn my hand over it feels like someone else is doin it. :)
sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then it REALLY feels like someone else is doing it.
:-/
;D ;D ;D
Can I still get a good grip with a dead hand ?
Anyone have any holiday stories? ;D
:-X
QuoteAnyone have any holiday stories? ;D
no, but i did cook a steak for a couple tonight. and made me wonder, do they too know about the holiday? and if they do, since i cooked the steak, does that mean i have seal the deal? luckily now its 15th and another steak and bj day narrowly escaped.