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Title: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:08 PM
can we use this thread to ask him some questions?  


My question is....

What is your favorite food?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:10 PM
Great thread B!  :)

Do you fear that some of the angels call you a hippy behind your back?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 01:10 PM
Dominos meat lovers.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:11 PM
...& is there anyway I can make my penis a tiny bit bigger without having surgery?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:12 PM
QuoteDominos meat lovers.

HOT DAMN!!!  I knew it....I f(*&^ng knew it.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 01:12 PM
QuoteGreat thread B!  :)

Do you fear that some of the angels call you a hippy behind your back?

Judas use to make fun of me. No biggie, he got his.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:13 PM
Wait, do you like the thin crust or original?



I hope he says thin crust.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:14 PM
QuoteJudas use to make fun of me. No biggie, he got his.
Wait...God is illiterate?!! There's hope for us all yet!!!  ;)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 01:14 PM
Gotta roll fellas, to many prayers to answer.  8-)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:16 PM
Man, that was totally awesome!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:18 PM
8-) 8-) 8-)  :'(  Sweatboard & DB just spoke to GOD!!!   :'( 8-) 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:19 PM
Good luck God, Don't be a stranger. :-*
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:20 PM
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8-) 8-) 8-) Sweatboard & DB just spoke to GOD  8-) 8-) 8-)


I'm glad you were here to share this with me.  I was having a bad day but.....HOLY SHIT WE JUST TALKED TO G.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Apr 18, 2007, 01:21 PM
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8-) 8-) 8-)  :'(  Sweatboard & DB just spoke to GOD!!!   :'( 8-) 8-) 8-)

:o

Hey God! Respect!
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:22 PM
Here's an interview with me moments after I spoke to God: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTY-piwJTvk
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:24 PM
QuoteI'm glad you were here to share this with me.  I was having a bad day but.....HOLY SHIT WE JUST TALKED TO G.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to hear you were having a bad day. I've been feeling pretty down myself since I heard that Jim cut his hair  :-/

(hope you're not seriously having a bad day Bro...if you are I hope it works itself out!)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Apr 18, 2007, 01:25 PM
Now that's masturbation, calling yourself "God".  Sheesh.  :-?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:29 PM
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QuoteI'm glad you were here to share this with me.  I was having a bad day but.....HOLY SHIT WE JUST TALKED TO G.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to hear you were having a bad day. I've been feeling pretty down myself since I heard that Jim cut his hair  :-/

(hope you're not seriously having a bad day Bro...if you are I hope it works itself out!)

Thanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:33 PM
QuoteNow that's masturbation, calling yourself "God".  Sheesh.  :-?
Hmm...seems to me as if someone's a little pissed off cos he didn't get chance to speak to God...

May I refer you to the book of Al, Psalm '69: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNrFCXHD0k
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Apr 18, 2007, 01:35 PM
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QuoteNow that's masturbation, calling yourself "God".  Sheesh.  :-?
Hmm...seems to me as if someone's a little pissed off cos he didn't get chance to speak to God...

May I refer you to the book of Al, Psalm '69: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNrFCXHD0k

Hardly.  I talk to Him all day anyways.  ;)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Apr 18, 2007, 01:35 PM
Dear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:37 PM
QuoteThanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?

Shit B, I don't know...I keep telling myself not to worry too much but can't help but remember that kid in 5th grade who shaved his pubes & they never grew back  :-/
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 01:40 PM
QuoteDear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
Thank you my son.  
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 01:43 PM
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QuoteThanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?

Shit B, I don't know...I keep telling myself not to worry too much but can't help but remember that kid in 5th grade who shaved his pubes & they never grew back  :-/

Its O.K. to do a little manscaping.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: red on Apr 18, 2007, 01:45 PM
God, I like this girl, does she like me back?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Apr 18, 2007, 01:48 PM
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QuoteDear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
Thank you my son.  

P.S.--I love you
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:50 PM
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QuoteDear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
Thank you my son.  


God is so Awesome.  I'm basking in a warm glow.  8-)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 01:53 PM
Hey God, you need an avitar.  An avitar is a little picture below your "user" name like in your case "GOD", anyways you can insert an image there and then you'll be even more like us.

Oh yeah, what is your favorite song?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:56 PM
QuoteGod, I like this girl, does she like me back?
God seems to have done a runner but he left this note for you:

"if it's this girl...

(http://venuszine.com/stories/feist.jpg)

...then there's only a slight chance.
If it's any other girl then go for it...you da man!"

Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:59 PM
132 hits in 10mins...is that a forum record?!!
(shit, GOD sure is popular...)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: BUDDHA on Apr 18, 2007, 01:59 PM
Thanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 01:59 PM
How do I become as popular as you GOD?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: red on Apr 18, 2007, 02:00 PM
Well...there is her, but I'm thinking about another.  :-?

Lord, give me a sign!
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 02:01 PM
QuoteWell...there is her, but I'm thinking about another.  :-?

Lord, give me a sign!

(http://guapavale.blog.dada.net/img/thunder_lightning_tornado.jpg)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: red on Apr 18, 2007, 02:02 PM
Not good.  NOT GOOD!!!
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: megisnotreal on Apr 18, 2007, 02:02 PM
dear god,

why do you hate me?

love,
meg

ps: tell your hippie son jesus that he still owes me five bucks from that dime we split at bonnaroo last year.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Apr 18, 2007, 02:03 PM
Good luck Red!  :)  

Yes this warm glow is needed today, Hey God I know it's a real real long shot but how's about clicking your finger and making my desk at work nice and neat.  Much love!  :D
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: megisnotreal on Apr 18, 2007, 02:03 PM
P.S.: Thanks for Bea Arthur, KitKat bars, cheese, and flip-flops.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 02:07 PM
QuoteThanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???
Sorry Buddha I forgot.  How about same time tomorrow. I invited Mohammed to join us if its ok with you.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 02:09 PM
QuoteP.S.: Thanks for Bea Arthur, KitKat bars, cheese, and flip-flops.
Your welcome,  I'm sorry to inform you that Bea Arthur did not come from me.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: GOD on Apr 18, 2007, 02:11 PM
QuoteWell...there is her, but I'm thinking about another.  :-?

Lord, give me a sign!
Go for BOTH.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: BUDDHA on Apr 18, 2007, 02:13 PM
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QuoteThanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???
Sorry Buddha I forgot.  How about same time tomorrow. I invited Mohammed to join us if its ok with you.
Thats fine with me, we will make him buy the booze.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 02:15 PM
God,

are you really....... Just trying to make your way home
                           Like a holy rolling stone
                 Back up to heaven all alone?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: megisnotreal on Apr 18, 2007, 02:22 PM
god, do you own a members only jacket? if not, do you secretly yearn to be a member?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 02:22 PM
Which of these 2 reincarnations was closer to the real you?

(http://www.d21c.com/Cologal/Elvis/Elvis_6.jpg)


(http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/pat-morita.jpg)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 18, 2007, 02:24 PM
...& when will my Blackfire Revelation CD arrive?  :'(
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 02:34 PM
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QuoteWell...there is her, but I'm thinking about another.  :-?

Lord, give me a sign!
Go for BOTH.


(http://blogs.voices.com/voxdaily/embarrassed-voice-over-faux-pas.jpg)


God!!!!????

So, would you say you are fairly kinky?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Apr 18, 2007, 02:36 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: BH on Apr 18, 2007, 02:39 PM
GOD, if I get gangrene and my arm falls off, will it be waiting in heaven for me when I get there?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: colleen on Apr 18, 2007, 03:06 PM
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God!!!!????

So, would you say you are fairly kinky?

Well, God does seem to be a proponent of manscaping, which, I suppose, allows for fewer obstacles to kinkyness.


Sorry, God, that I've seemingly turned into a real perve. I think I'm still rebelling against those priests who made me feel guilty for even thinking "impure" things!
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 03:28 PM
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God!!!!????

So, would you say you are fairly kinky?

Well, God does seem to be a proponent of manscaping, which, I suppose, allows for fewer obstacles to kinkyness.


Sorry, God, that I've seemingly turned into a real perve. I think I'm still rebelling against those priests who made me feel guilty for even thinking "impure" things!



That brings up a great point Colleen.

God,

Do you prefer your bush neatly trimmed or thick and bushy?


Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems to me that the pendulum has swung toward big muff being more Taboo/Kinky than shaved.  Which is the polar opposite from say ten years ago.  I'm going to go ahead and venture to guess that God is a Big Muff Man...*crosses fingers*

Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: colleen on Apr 18, 2007, 03:35 PM
Yeah, definitely two different schools of thought on that one. I wasn't aware that the hippie bush was hot again. But come to think of it, the opposite approach does seem a bit 90s.

Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 03:56 PM
No, I think you're getting me wrong Colleen, what I'm trying to say is that "hippie bush", as you would call it, IS NOT hot (as in cool) right now.  Which is why I think I might be cast as being a bit on the Kinky side for having a touch of the hairy beaver fever.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: colleen on Apr 18, 2007, 04:00 PM
I see, Brian. Thanks for untangling things for me and for sharing your preferences.  ;)
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 18, 2007, 04:02 PM
no pube.

I mean prob.
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: The DARK on Apr 18, 2007, 05:16 PM
I missed this thread... :(

If you're still here, what is your favorite Jacket album?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: MarkW on Apr 18, 2007, 06:15 PM
Help!

GOD
Ex Member

Why has He forsaken us?  Was it something we said?  On the upside, it looks like Buddha is a stayer...
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: ycartrob on Apr 18, 2007, 07:10 PM
Dear God,

    When does it get better?
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: BUDDHA on Apr 18, 2007, 07:23 PM
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God!!!!????

So, would you say you are fairly kinky?

Well, God does seem to be a proponent of manscaping, which, I suppose, allows for fewer obstacles to kinkyness.


Sorry, God, that I've seemingly turned into a real perve. I think I'm still rebelling against those priests who made me feel guilty for even thinking "impure" things!



That brings up a great point Colleen.

God,

Do you prefer your bush neatly trimmed or thick and bushy?


Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems to me that the pendulum has swung toward big muff being more Taboo/Kinky than shaved.  Which is the polar opposite from say ten years ago.  I'm going to go ahead and venture to guess that God is a Big Muff Man...*crosses fingers*

Being a close friend of GOD's, I will tell you that he prefers it el natural. He has a thing for Mother Earth, once at an office party GOD and Father Time got into a scuffle over her. That story is for another day though.....
Title: Re: Now that God has joined our forum.....
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Apr 18, 2007, 07:43 PM
Hi God. I have one question. I saw a video of a girl blowing a horse on the net..do you approve of that?