can we use this thread to ask him some questions?
My question is....
What is your favorite food?
Great thread B! :)
Do you fear that some of the angels call you a hippy behind your back?
Dominos meat lovers.
...& is there anyway I can make my penis a tiny bit bigger without having surgery?
QuoteDominos meat lovers.
HOT DAMN!!! I knew it....I f(*&^ng knew it.
QuoteGreat thread B! :)
Do you fear that some of the angels call you a hippy behind your back?
Judas use to make fun of me. No biggie, he got his.
Wait, do you like the thin crust or original?
I hope he says thin crust.
QuoteJudas use to make fun of me. No biggie, he got his.
Wait...God is illiterate?!! There's hope for us all yet!!! ;)
Gotta roll fellas, to many prayers to answer. 8-)
Man, that was totally awesome!!!!!!!
8-) 8-) 8-) :'( Sweatboard & DB just spoke to GOD!!! :'( 8-) 8-) 8-)
Good luck God, Don't be a stranger. :-*
Quote 8-) 8-) 8-) Sweatboard & DB just spoke to GOD 8-) 8-) 8-)
I'm glad you were here to share this with me. I was having a bad day but.....HOLY SHIT WE JUST TALKED TO G.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote 8-) 8-) 8-) :'( Sweatboard & DB just spoke to GOD!!! :'( 8-) 8-) 8-)
:o
Hey God! Respect!
Here's an interview with me moments after I spoke to God: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTY-piwJTvk
QuoteI'm glad you were here to share this with me. I was having a bad day but.....HOLY SHIT WE JUST TALKED TO G.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to hear you were having a bad day. I've been feeling pretty down myself since I heard that Jim cut his hair :-/
(hope you're not seriously having a bad day Bro...if you are I hope it works itself out!)
Now that's masturbation, calling yourself "God". Sheesh. :-?
QuoteQuoteI'm glad you were here to share this with me. I was having a bad day but.....HOLY SHIT WE JUST TALKED TO G.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to hear you were having a bad day. I've been feeling pretty down myself since I heard that Jim cut his hair :-/
(hope you're not seriously having a bad day Bro...if you are I hope it works itself out!)
Thanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?
QuoteNow that's masturbation, calling yourself "God". Sheesh. :-?
Hmm...seems to me as if someone's a little pissed off cos he didn't get chance to speak to God...
May I refer you to the book of Al, Psalm '69: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNrFCXHD0k
QuoteQuoteNow that's masturbation, calling yourself "God". Sheesh. :-?
Hmm...seems to me as if someone's a little pissed off cos he didn't get chance to speak to God...
May I refer you to the book of Al, Psalm '69: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNrFCXHD0k
Hardly. I talk to Him all day anyways. ;)
Dear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
QuoteThanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?
Shit B, I don't know...I keep telling myself not to worry too much but can't help but remember that kid in 5th grade who shaved his pubes & they never grew back :-/
QuoteDear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
Thank you my son.
QuoteQuoteThanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?
Shit B, I don't know...I keep telling myself not to worry too much but can't help but remember that kid in 5th grade who shaved his pubes & they never grew back :-/
Its O.K. to do a little manscaping.
God, I like this girl, does she like me back?
QuoteQuoteDear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
Thank you my son.
P.S.--I love you
QuoteQuoteDear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)
Thank you my son.
God is so Awesome. I'm basking in a warm glow. 8-)
Hey God, you need an avitar. An avitar is a little picture below your "user" name like in your case "GOD", anyways you can insert an image there and then you'll be even more like us.
Oh yeah, what is your favorite song?
QuoteGod, I like this girl, does she like me back?
God seems to have done a runner but he left this note for you:
"if it's this girl...
(http://venuszine.com/stories/feist.jpg)
...then there's only a slight chance.
If it's any other girl then go for it...you da man!"
132 hits in 10mins...is that a forum record?!!
(shit, GOD sure is popular...)
Thanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???
How do I become as popular as you GOD?
Well...there is her, but I'm thinking about another. :-?
Lord, give me a sign!
QuoteWell...there is her, but I'm thinking about another. :-?
Lord, give me a sign!
(http://guapavale.blog.dada.net/img/thunder_lightning_tornado.jpg)
Not good. NOT GOOD!!!
dear god,
why do you hate me?
love,
meg
ps: tell your hippie son jesus that he still owes me five bucks from that dime we split at bonnaroo last year.
Good luck Red! :)
Yes this warm glow is needed today, Hey God I know it's a real real long shot but how's about clicking your finger and making my desk at work nice and neat. Much love! :D
P.S.: Thanks for Bea Arthur, KitKat bars, cheese, and flip-flops.
QuoteThanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???
Sorry Buddha I forgot. How about same time tomorrow. I invited Mohammed to join us if its ok with you.
QuoteP.S.: Thanks for Bea Arthur, KitKat bars, cheese, and flip-flops.
Your welcome, I'm sorry to inform you that Bea Arthur did not come from me.
QuoteWell...there is her, but I'm thinking about another. :-?
Lord, give me a sign!
Go for BOTH.
QuoteQuoteThanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???
Sorry Buddha I forgot. How about same time tomorrow. I invited Mohammed to join us if its ok with you.
Thats fine with me, we will make him buy the booze.
God,
are you really....... Just trying to make your way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone?
god, do you own a members only jacket? if not, do you secretly yearn to be a member?
Which of these 2 reincarnations was closer to the real you?
(http://www.d21c.com/Cologal/Elvis/Elvis_6.jpg)
(http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/pat-morita.jpg)
...& when will my Blackfire Revelation CD arrive? :'(
QuoteQuoteWell...there is her, but I'm thinking about another. :-?
Lord, give me a sign!
Go for BOTH.
(http://blogs.voices.com/voxdaily/embarrassed-voice-over-faux-pas.jpg)
God!!!!????
So, would you say you are fairly kinky?
;D
GOD, if I get gangrene and my arm falls off, will it be waiting in heaven for me when I get there?
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God!!!!????
So, would you say you are fairly kinky?
Well, God does seem to be a proponent of manscaping, which, I suppose, allows for fewer obstacles to kinkyness.
Sorry, God, that I've seemingly turned into a real perve. I think I'm still rebelling against those priests who made me feel guilty for even thinking "impure" things!
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God!!!!????
So, would you say you are fairly kinky?
Well, God does seem to be a proponent of manscaping, which, I suppose, allows for fewer obstacles to kinkyness.
Sorry, God, that I've seemingly turned into a real perve. I think I'm still rebelling against those priests who made me feel guilty for even thinking "impure" things!
That brings up a great point Colleen.
God,
Do you prefer your bush neatly trimmed or thick and bushy?
Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems to me that the pendulum has swung toward big muff being more Taboo/Kinky than shaved. Which is the polar opposite from say ten years ago. I'm going to go ahead and venture to guess that God is a Big Muff Man...*crosses fingers*
Yeah, definitely two different schools of thought on that one. I wasn't aware that the hippie bush was hot again. But come to think of it, the opposite approach does seem a bit 90s.
Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.
No, I think you're getting me wrong Colleen, what I'm trying to say is that "hippie bush", as you would call it, IS NOT hot (as in cool) right now. Which is why I think I might be cast as being a bit on the Kinky side for having a touch of the hairy beaver fever.
I see, Brian. Thanks for untangling things for me and for sharing your preferences. ;)
no pube.
I mean prob.
I missed this thread... :(
If you're still here, what is your favorite Jacket album?
Help!
GOD
Ex Member
Why has He forsaken us? Was it something we said? On the upside, it looks like Buddha is a stayer...
Dear God,
When does it get better?
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God!!!!????
So, would you say you are fairly kinky?
Well, God does seem to be a proponent of manscaping, which, I suppose, allows for fewer obstacles to kinkyness.
Sorry, God, that I've seemingly turned into a real perve. I think I'm still rebelling against those priests who made me feel guilty for even thinking "impure" things!
That brings up a great point Colleen.
God,
Do you prefer your bush neatly trimmed or thick and bushy?
Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems to me that the pendulum has swung toward big muff being more Taboo/Kinky than shaved. Which is the polar opposite from say ten years ago. I'm going to go ahead and venture to guess that God is a Big Muff Man...*crosses fingers*
Being a close friend of GOD's, I will tell you that he prefers it el natural. He has a thing for Mother Earth, once at an office party GOD and Father Time got into a scuffle over her. That story is for another day though.....
Hi God. I have one question. I saw a video of a girl blowing a horse on the net..do you approve of that?