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Title: community service
Post by: megisnotreal on Apr 24, 2007, 05:15 PM

i am in a really bad mood today.

please, say something to cheer me up. i need it.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: Elizanne33 on Apr 24, 2007, 05:48 PM

Can silly jokes help?

here goes...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

OK that's all I got.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: Jaimoe on Apr 24, 2007, 05:55 PM

Lindsay Lohan claims she's not an addict.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: ycartrob on Apr 24, 2007, 06:53 PM

I'm 43

Title: Re: community service
Post by: The DARK on Apr 24, 2007, 07:00 PM

Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, that must've hurt."

Title: Re: community service
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Apr 24, 2007, 07:45 PM

I had to do community service once.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 24, 2007, 08:14 PM

QuoteCan silly jokes help?

here goes...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

OK that's all I got.

;D

What's brown & sticky...................................................................a stick!

Title: Re: community service
Post by: mjkoehler on Apr 24, 2007, 09:54 PM

A skeleton walks into a bar...and orders a beer and a mop. ::)

Title: Re: community service
Post by: BH on Apr 24, 2007, 10:41 PM

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: BH on Apr 24, 2007, 10:44 PM

I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: SMc55 on Apr 25, 2007, 04:18 AM

Some great jokes there!
Feeling any better today Meg?

Title: Re: community service
Post by: aMD on Apr 25, 2007, 06:25 AM

i got two jokes for ya:

why is Laura Bush always on top?
because George W can only fuck up.

What did one deadhead say to the other when they ran out of weed?
This music sucks!

Hope ya feel better, Meg.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: megisnotreal on Apr 25, 2007, 11:36 AM

;D
thanks, guys.

y'all are the best.

Title: Re: community service
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 25, 2007, 09:47 PM

QuoteWhat did one deadhead say to the other when they ran out of weed?
This music sucks!

(http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF189-Keep_on_Truckin.png)

Title: Re: community service
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 25, 2007, 09:49 PM

(http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF195-The_Pacific_Council.jpg)
http://www.pbfcomics.com/

Title: Re: community service
Post by: red on May 01, 2007, 10:46 PM

What has nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard!

My Morning Jacket

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