An episode of One Tree Hill is called "Touch Me I'm Going To Scream Pt. 1". The Season premier no less.
Don't ask, I don't watch the show but a friend of mine who does called me up and was like "I think MMJ is going to be on One Tree Hill". My first reaction was "god I hope not".
ha! i have a friend who works on that show in post production. i should call over there and find out who titled that script.