At some point today I will be breaking the 1G mark on number of posts. Four digits, Five Stars and 0 fake posts about suicide. It's like the triple Crown of message board posting. Becoming a Five Star was one of the great achievements of my lifetime. I could have never dreamt of the day when I would be becoming a member of the illustrious "G-Unit" Being even mentioned in the same breath with people like John Conway, C.C. Baxter, E.C., is so...dare I say, sureal. Thank you all for enduring my poor grammer, spelling and punctuation for so long now.
Love,
Brian
Yeah, you thought that the dodgeball team was good. We don't even TALK about the G Unit (how the hell did you find out about it?).
Anyhow, I hope you've woken up feeling good and limber, and that your bottle of wine is ready for you to be wrapped up in. Watch out for knee shakes, that's the first sign that you're overdoing it. I've been slaving away on the floors and walls for a day, but unfortunately I can't pay for the beer this time... When you're ready, I'll be by my car. It's hard to find, as none of this is physical, and we'll have to be done by 5am, because at dawn, the easy morning rebels ride.
You might think this is a joke. It is not. Prepare thyself.
The G Unit is..................
Johnconaway
E.C.
O
MMJ Fanatic
C.C. Baxter
Connjohnaway (whatever)
Hey do you all have special sneakers for members who join the Unit? If not I can start working on that, I've got some pretty dope ideas for sneaker designs. Would Gold Chains be better? Represent with some Bling Bling, Word.
We have sneakers AND gold chains. (and more!) But you're getting ahead of yourself. (New design might be cool - the old ones are pretty old, and John designed them, so they're basically covered in logos of heavy metal bands.)
(Did you noticed we posted at the exact same time, again? Are you me?)
What do you all think of this for the necklace?
(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/448/222_g%20unit.jpg)
I'm just not sure it Blings enough for me.
Oh hell!!!!!! Now we're talking, this shit nearly burned my damn retina it blinged so hizard. Check it YO.......
(http://www.hiphopchains.com/newpendants/gunitsoldierdogtag3.jpg)
In case any of you little bitches out there are wondering what it's gonna be like once you get in the Unit................This is How We Roll
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Yeah!! What Now!!!!!!
Quote Watch out for knee shakes, that's the first sign that you're overdoing it.
"god damn those shaky knees" ;)
Go for it Brian :D
Sorry John the heavy metal shits gottsta go. Check this sweet kicks design I came up wit.
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8g-V3gX7vwoJ:gunit-50cent.skyblog.com/pics/107106117.jpg)
For the ladies..............
(http://www.wwdshops.co.uk/shops/bling/catalog/images/g%20unit.jpg)
Bliiiiizing
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/embercat/justpimpin.jpg)
Wiggum is an honourary designer.
The shoes are good, and I appreciate the girl stuff.
You're almost there...
(http://oldschool.terramail.pl/fotosy/grandmaster_flash04.JPG)
kick it OLD SKOOL. ;)
This is hilarious! I love hip hop, it's so funny.
Not many people know this but we let Kenny G in the Unit as an honorary member.........................
(http://www.aflockofsegers.com/images/kennyg-unit.jpg)
Congrats, Brian!
"I don't know what you heard about me, but you can't get a dolla out of me"
SO how the hell did connjonaway's post count get so high? I call shenanigans!
G Unit Members
Johnconaway
E.C.
C.C. Baxter
O
MMJ Fanatic
Connjohnaway (Whatever!!)
Kenny G
and (drumroll please and Que "In Da Club" thank you)
Sweatboard
QuoteSO how the hell did connjonaway's post count get so high? I call shenanigans!
That one's crafty. I think he bribed Riny with wrist sweatbands...
Brian is one post away, and I'm actually getting really excited for it. It's WAY more exciting than grant foundation research that I'm
supposed to be doing.
No. I'd say that it's way more excited than this fucking beauty pageant that I'm having to edit right now.
There's nothing worse than listening to 5 year old girls singing "Under the Sea" terribly off-key.
YYYYEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!
God damn we posted at the same time, again.
Kenny G is so excited that he just played a four minute long "G" in your honour!
Welcome to the G Unit. The champagne is in the fridge, the girls are in the girl room (or boys in the boy room if you'd like, but usually I'm the only one who goes to that room ;))
Your life has changed, and there is no going back.
It's a very hot club.
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Pina Colada's like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain't change
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be
[Laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
G-Unit..............Biattttches
QuoteThere's nothing worse than listening to 5 year old girls singing "Under the Sea" terribly off-key.
Ah come on, that's awesome. Did you know that there are over 4000 funding bodies in the province of Ontario? Did you know that the average granting unit delivers on 1.8 grants per annum? Also, I'm working on a
tremendously exciting audit prep, and doing highly exotic statistics and tax form information. It's sexy as hell.
8)
Haha, congrats Sweatboard, you're in the big league now.
However, remember where you came from, keep your ears to the street, keep it real, stay black, etc.
You used to have a little
And now you have a lot
But you're still Sweatboard from the block!
But most importantly, ride the benz, pop the crystal and pass the courvoisier 8)
You two need to drop that boring shit your doing and sip some Gin and Juice wit your boy....It's time to fire up this humpback sized blunt yo.
QuoteHaha, congrats Sweatboard, you're in the big league now.
However, remember where you came from, keep your ears to the street, keep it real, stay black, etc.
You used to have a little
And now you have a lot
But you're still Sweatboard from the block!
But most importantly, ride the benz, pop the crystal and pass the courvoisier 8)
Word Chills........I'm keppin it REAL baby. I won't forget my hommies. Peace
G-Unit 4EVA
Right on!
No shit... this pageant is gettin' to me. I don't think I can take it much longer today...and I've barely done any work today 'cause I keeping checking the boards and my e-mail.
I need to grab some Olde E. ( A 40 oz!, baby)
QuoteYou two need to drop that boring shit your doing and sip some Gin and Juice wit your boy....It's time to fire up this humpback sized blunt yo.
Word, yo sooo right mofuckafizzaferrizza.
Fo' shizzle
One advice about your work...
"Drop It Like It's Hot"
MMM that's bad advice probably, just neglect it!
If you can...
LOL
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Word, yo sooo right mofuckafizzaferrizza.
Megan your so white. ;D
QuoteMegan your so white.
:-[
I can be black.
Damnit.
Ha Ha............This one's for you Meg...
broken/doWn
[50 Cent]
go, go, go, go
move it lil' lady
let's get down as if today was the annual celebration of the day you were born.
We are going to slowly sip a name brand alcohol as if today was the day of which you were born.
But you know what?
I really don't care if it is your birthday or not.
[Chorus (2x)]
I f you are ever trying to locate me, I can usually be found at the local dance hall with a bottle of champagne in my hand.
Or, if you prefer something a bit stronger, I have some street grade MDMA to get you in the mood.
You see, I am much more the type of man that prefers to have open, casual sexual relations instead of being monogamous and committed to one woman.
So if you enjoy getting felt up and groped, then get your fanny over here so I can give it a squeeze.
[Verse 1]
When I arrive at the discothèque, you can see me driving a Mercedes Benz with 20 inch rims.
If I am hanging out with 19 other members of my entourage, you'd be well advised to know that everyone here is equipped with a weapon.
Some fools act like they'd like to get to know me, just because the word on the street is that I am acquaintances with the legendary Dr. Dre.
And some women have the tendency to want to engage in promiscuous activities with me because my record has been selling almost as much as Eminem's.
But let me warn you, all these women and all this money hasn't changed my perspective on the important issues in life.
Xzibit is over there rolling up a marijuana cigar.
If you take time to observe the way I walk, you might assume that I am one jive turkey.
I have been shot a few times, but I definitely don't have a limp.
All of the young ladies in the neighborhood have a tendency to tell me "oh, 50 cent, you so fine".
They find me attractive, but I want to be held in the same respect as they hold Tupac Shakur.
If you ask about me in the roughest of the five buroughs, and the locals will tell you that I am crazy.
And I am not going to stop until I make it known that I am the greatest emcee of all time.
I have great motivations-I am constantly working to make money, instead of putting my heart into music that I love.
I sold my soul to have a chance at making it big in the music industry for a million dollars. And I have at least half of my 15 minutes of fame left before the devil comes to collect.
Any way, back to all the women that think I'm sexy. There is one next to me that is always willing to have groupie sex with a rapper.
And she says that she has a girlfriend that would like to join us, thus fulfilling my stereotypical fantasy of engaging in explicit sex with 2 attractive and bisexual women.
[Chorus (2x)]
[Bridge]
My skills and my style are paying me big time.
They bought me all of my toys,
From my house, to my car, my swimming pools, to my jewelry.
See! Young urban men can move out of the ghetto, make a decent living, and still remember where they came from.
[Verse 2]
And you should respect me much more than you feel hatred towards me.
Why are you envious? I thought you would be happy for me.
While I'm making a toast to the good things in life,
You are trying to put me down.
When my music starts to play at the dance club, then my game is on.
And if your girlfriend shows sign of interest in me, she will be leaving the club with me tonight.
If this whole place burns up, why would I care?
And if you are talking about shaky financial situations, then I really have no interest talking with you about it.
I'll tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If there is someone that doesn't like you, who cares.
Just pay attention to yourself, and watch the money roll in.
Or just do like we do and party all the time.
That's how we do it!
[Chorus (2x)]
[Talking]
Don't try to pretend you don't know where are are.
We are in the club all the time! And the party's about to get crazy!
G-Unit
Thanks, Brian. What a beautiful song. ::)
I thought you might like it better than the original.
We forgot our Godfather
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WRONG AGAIN MEG. I know you live in Canada but Come On!!! This G be our Godfather. That dude in your picture is what me and fity call "Whack". That dude is holding all ones he doesn't even have enough money he looks like he's begging someone for a bag of weed. See Below for the correct money stacks head shot.
(http://www.djemir.com/pictures/50_Cent_mixtapes01sm.jpg)
Damn. I can't get ANYTHING right.
your picture's not working.
I don't see it either.
It just flashed, and then disappeared again.
What about now?
(http://gallery.lamusica.com/albums/album315/DJ_Chucky_es_50_Cent.sized.jpg)
Holy shit.
That's what I'm talkin bout!!
Yeah, it's there... and I see Fitty too. :)
We should see if Riny can change our stars to gold coins.
Oh, and check out this little SOB. THIS is pimpin':
(http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=4719526&imageID=86509768&Mytoken=20050803160357)
(That doesn't work, either. I think I've used up this work computer today.)
QuoteWe should see if Riny can change our stars to gold coins.
I want it to say G-Unit and have six gold coins once you make a thousand posts. Riny?
I can't see Corey's pic either.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/olwiggum/86509768_m.jpg)
Now THAT's a P-I-M-P.
That,s what we call a "Pimp Suit"
HA! I know that guy! ;)
That picture always reminds me of Mark Twain, and I don't know why. Maybe it's the little gold watch chain.
And now, of course, I'm thinking, again, of the restaurant scene in Swingers.
"Baby's all grows up! Okay, okay, I'm the asshole in the bar."
I actually did carry a chainwatch a few years ago. I think I carried it for 2 years or so until it died.
:(
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/embercat/swingerssm.jpg)
Money!
(I'm sorry about your watch, Corey. That must've been very difficult for you.)
Nah... it ran it's course.
QuoteNah... it ran it's course.
It ran out of time?
hehe... I actually smashed it on the concrete when it quit working. It was fun.
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I want it to say G-Unit and have six gold coins once you make a thousand posts. Riny?
gold coins huh? you beeeeeitches got it bad! ;D
Quote
gold coins huh? you beeeeeitches got it bad! ;D
Listen modarobot, we know you can do it, so git 'er done biyatch.
(by the way, modarobot is TOTALLY awesome :))
(and you know i'm only kidding, too.)
(not about the modarobot part)
Quotehehe... I actually smashed it on the concrete when it quit working. It was fun.
I don't know what is more fun, the revenge on the watch or knowing that you are causing irreversable damage to an item. Yes, I have to admit that I carried a chainwatch for a while too. It was more for the goldchain on the vest under the 3 piece suit(oh gawd!!!). But there is something very kewl about answering the question of what time is it and you go digging in a very dignified manner to provide the answer.
who's ready to party g-unit style, bitches?
I'm down G-Cash Money (forgot about this one!)
Oh SNAP!!!!! You know what time it is..........
(http://crushi.com/crushi_shirts/womens_pics/crunk_close.jpg)
[size=20]Ta DEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=I%27m+gonna+get+you+sucka/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=127lionl2/EXP=1132721911/*-http%3A//www.llholding.com/images/poker_phil_ivey.jpg)
This one's for Rats & Myself - just graduated!
Actually it's it bit more like this...
Wot me?
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pimp/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=11n24vala/EXP=1132722083/*-http%3A//realitycheckrps.com/pimp.jpg)
If you thought the initiation for the dodgeball team was tuff you two are in for a real suprise.
(http://shawnrussell.com/ben/Images/Austria/gimp.jpg)
HAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!! ;D
Welcome new bitches ratz and dragonboyzzinthahood.
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I SAID GODDAMN!!
Word. G-unit is cold lampin' with the caker...
Wow. Reaching way back into the vault are we meg?
haha, what a perfect thread!