My Morning Jacket

here comes mccain again...

finally, after all of the months that democrats and their lackeys have spent trying to dig up something on j-mac, the rumor mongers have struck paydirt. the truth has been uncovered!

john mccain appears to be the ultimate man. what few know is that john was part of the 80's most popular synthesized eurotrash group.

amazingly,  john was once known as annie. compare these never-before-seen photos. annie/john is on the left:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r268/lindsaycolegrove/eurythmccain.jpg)

here 'he' is, in transition:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r268/lindsaycolegrove/mccainintrans.jpg)

and here are the eurythmics today, 100% gender swapped and on the campaign trail:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r268/lindsaycolegrove/mccainfriend.jpg)

EuroTrash?!!FuckOff!AnnieLennoxHasAnAmazingVoice...StevieDidn'tBlowHisHarpForThemForNothing!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcnYAAvdh0M

that's what I love about posting shit here- everyone gets all worked up and sanctimonious. no one ever said they weren't good, and eurotrash is just a humorous expression.

get over yourself, and while you're at it, get yourself a new keyboard.

i consider eurotrash like chubawumba lol

mccain was a HOT when he was younger---the war prisoner thing added to it

amImissingsomething?someonepleaseexplain histome,Idon'tgetit.

"Eurotrash:
LowqualityentertainmentorpermissiveculturedeemedtohavecomefromcontinentalEurope."

"A sense of humour istheabilitytoexperiencehumour,althoughtheextenttowhichanindividualwillfindsomething humorousdependsonahostofvariables,includinggeographicallocation, culture,maturity,levelofeducation,intelligence,and context. "

No, but I actually don't understand what's going on, spacebar aside.

Quotethat's what I love about posting shit here- everyone gets all worked up and sanctimonious. no one ever said they weren't good, and eurotrash is just a humorous expression.

get over yourself, and while you're at it, get yourself a new keyboard.

Sorry,IguessIMissedThe'humor'&Overreacted :-[
You'reQuiteRightAboutPostingShitThough...IsThisEvenFunny?

(NewPCarrivesToday!)

QuoteNo, but I actually don't understand what's going on, spacebar aside.

OK, here it comes:

as far as I can tell, someone is saying John McCain (the republican candidate for president) used to be in the Eurythmics. In fact (I think) he is Annie Lenox. I guess he changes his accent too b/c they sound nothing alike. I am looking this up everywhere, but I cannot find any proof.

I guess this means Bob Horner (former member of the Atlanta Braves, who hit 4 HR's in 1 game in 1986, a game they actually lost to the Expos (now The Nationals (not the avant garde rock group, The National, but the baseball team from Washington DC))) changed his name to Brett Michaels and went on to become the lead singer of Poison...

Bob Horner as Bob Horner
(http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/bob_horner_autograph.jpg)

Bob Horner  aka Brett Michaels
(http://www.worldofpop.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bret-main.jpg)

The Washington Nationals
(http://www.mlb-teams.com/newhistory/pictures/nationals.jpg)

The National
(http://www.zigzaglive.com/live/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/national.jpg)

SoIt'sKindOfLikeTheOld'Anyone-With-A-Beard-Looks-Like-Jim'thing?

JimJames
(http://leo.huan.co.uk/images/imguploads/img84.jpg)

MichaelJackson
(http://www.epiphone.com/images/N_JimMorningJacket1.jpg)

That is a deeply disturbing pic of JJ/MJ. eek.

actually, Bob Horner could be our own Brian, AKA Sweatboard, AKA Parading Without a Permit:

Bob Horner
(http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/bob_horner_autograph.jpg)

Bob Horner as Brian, AKA Sweatboard, AKA Parading Without a Permit
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/ycartrob/dsc00060small6vc.jpg)

That's uncanny!

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QuoteNo, but I actually don't understand what's going on, spacebar aside.

OK, here it comes:

as far as I can tell, someone is saying John McCain (the republican candidate for president) used to be in the Eurythmics. In fact (I think) he is Annie Lenox.

i get that. but why, tracy, why?

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QuoteNo, but I actually don't understand what's going on, spacebar aside.

OK, here it comes:

as far as I can tell, someone is saying John McCain (the republican candidate for president) used to be in the Eurythmics. In fact (I think) he is Annie Lenox.

i get that. but why, tracy, why?

well, that part I just don't know. I am also going to guess that it is an attempt at humor. That's a guess. I don't know everything (that's for sure) and I sure don't know the answer to this:

(http://www.all-science-fair-projects.com/science_fair_projects_encyclopedia/upload/1/15/Sequent_calculus_for_classical_linear_logic.png)

Ohhhhhhhh, ok.

Bob Horner  aka Brett Michaels
(http://www.worldofpop.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bret-main.jpg)

so... what you're saying is... john mccain is my rock of love?

80's Bay Area Trash

(http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesplayers/davestewart.jpg)

or, is it...

(http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/profile3_obama.jpg)


Dave Stewart, formely of the Eurythmics, formely of the Oakland A's, now, presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

 ;D ;D ;D

Valerie Solanas

(http://www.greatmodernpictures.com/fma27.jpg)


Valerie Solanas   aka  Hillary Clinton

(http://www.gocollegiate.com/editor/UserFiles/hillary%20clinton.jpg)


Louis Armstrong
(http://www.valdosta.edu/~ksimpson/Louis%20Armstrong3.jpg)

Louis Armstrong  aka Ralph Nader
(http://conservativeoutpost.com/files/u3/Ralph_Nader.jpg)


good night Irene

Holy shit, you go out of town for work just one day, and.....

Fuckin' Bob Horner... ;D  

I thought for sure I would never hear that name again.  Just for old time's sake, Dale Murphy, Glenn Hubbard, Raphael Ramirez, Bob fuckin Horner.  Who else am I missing from the Bravos??

QuoteFuckin' Bob Horner... ;D  

I thought for sure I would never hear that name again.  Just for old time's sake, Dale Murphy, Glenn Hubbard, Raphael Ramirez, Bob fuckin Horner.  Who else am I missing from the Bravos??

Man, that's giving me bad flashbacks to my parents religiously watching and routing for the Braves in the 80's. We lived in Nebraska. What the hell?

QuoteFuckin' Bob Horner... ;D  

I thought for sure I would never hear that name again.  Just for old time's sake, Dale Murphy, Glenn Hubbard, Raphael Ramirez, Bob fuckin Horner.  Who else am I missing from the Bravos??

(http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/jerry_royster_autograph.jpg)

(http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/bruce_benedict_autograph.jpg)

(http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesplayers/phil-niekro.jpg)

(http://blog.squeezeplaycards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/biff.jpg)

YEsssssss.


My parents took me to Atlanta a lot when I was growing up to watch Brave's games.  Such good memories.  I once got a broken bat from Ted Simmons after the game.  I was 6 or 7 I think.  I honestly thought I was going to retire off that bat someday.

To be a kid again...