I once met David Gilmour in a pub in Henley, sat by himself reading the newspaper & enjoying a pint. I found the courage to I go up to him & nervously said something embarrassing like "Sorry to bother you Mr. Gilmour but I just wanted to tell you have amazing I think your music is."
He said thanks very much and insisted that I sit down! We talked for hours about his life, Pink Floyd and music etc & the whole time he bought me drinks, he wouldn't let me pay for a single round!
True story...
That ridiculous story inspired me to listen to "Echoes".
True story? You be the judge. :o
QuoteThat ridiculous story inspired me to listen to "Echoes".
True story? You be the judge. :o
If I ever quit the forum it will be your fault entirely K...
QuoteIf I ever quit the forum it will be your fault entirely K...
Oh shit! I don't want that blood on my feeble hands!!!
When I was in the Coast Guard up in Gloucester, Massachusetts, we boarded a lobster boat pulling it's traps after dark with no running lights. We boarded the boat and asked to see the 3 gentlemen's ID's: Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley and Jimmy Hoffa.
We just got back on our boat and sped off.
True story...
There's a certain type of Stilton that, if eaten whilst drinking a certain type of Beaujolais causes instant amnesia...or in extreme cases death!
I tried to update Wikipedia to alert the general public but the information I posted was deleted :-?
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That guy from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo was in the final 3 for the new James Bond, along with Daniel Craig and Don Cheadle.
True story...
Jam spelled backwards is majic (old English for magic) but only if you're standing in front of a mirror.
True fact...
This one time, when I was the only person on the forum, Jim signed in & we chatted for a few minutes about our shared love of Elvis Presley.
Unfortunately, the posts were later deleted, probably by the C.I.A.
True story...
Whilst having sex with my girlfriend, I yelled out her hot friend's name. Instead of getting mad, she called up the friend and we all three ::) all night long.
True story..
QuoteWhilst having sex with my girlfriend, I yelled out her hot friend's name. Instead of getting mad, she called up the friend and we all three ::) all night long.
True story..
It's true stories like these that give the rest of us all hope!
Thanks for sharing Purvis!
QuoteQuoteWhilst having sex with my girlfriend, I yelled out her hot friend's name. Instead of getting mad, she called up the friend and we all three ::) all night long.
True story..
It's true stories like these that give the rest of us all hope!
Thanks for sharing Purvis!
I do what I can. ;)
Side note: great idea for a thread. This should get interesting.
Cucumbers any longer than 40cms should be referred to by their correct name hugecumbers.
True fact...
QuoteSide note: great idea for a thread. This should get interesting.
Thanks but I shouldn't really take credit. The idea was actually suggested by Lou Rawls, who visited me in a dream!
True story...
Whenever it's time for bed, like now, a red switch comes out of my chest that I can press to cut me off for sleep. A strict 4 hour and 15 minute nap ends with Ba-Baran lightly being played.... It really helps on those mornings when it's hard to get out of bed.
True fact...
79% of Canadians would prefer Powderfinger for their National Anthem.
True fact...
Although I've never laughed in the face of danger as such, I did allow myself a quiet chuckle when confronted by an angry Rhino one time in Kenya.
True story...
Quote79% of Canadians would prefer Powderfinger for their National Anthem.
True fact...
;D ;D ;D
Everything that I say is a lie...except for that.
...and that.
...and that.
Five times out of seven, if you aren't able to decipher Hieroglyphics, it sometimes means you're illiterate.
True Fact...
My wife hates Jim & the boys and often refers to them as My Morning 'Racket'
True story...
This is my fav movie of all time:
[media]http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLmYcQaVVE[/media]
True story...
My underwear is composed of 100% used bandaids.
This is a terrible thread, DB!
I'm an honored thespian. James Lipton was supposed to interview me, but I had to cancel.
E True Hollywood Story.....
Most times I'm not able to get to sleep at night. All I can think of is how much people admire me. I run their compliments over and over through my head; like sheep. It really makes them look bad. Their jealousy is scathing at times. Who could blame them though?. I mean, sheesh... LOOK AT ME!
True Fact...
I miss the exciting days of Bennifer :'(
True story...
Each Halloween, my wench and I sacrifice a newly born rat on an altar that sits at the foot of our love pit(bed).
True Story...
The Source's year end lists are in!!! The greatest rapper of all time?.....PaRappa The Rapper!!!
(http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/parappa_1_jz.jpg)
http://www.thesource.com/2008/09/612/#more-612
Twice a week I enjoy my daily tractor rides.
True story..
I'm pretty sure this thread is just an outlet for a bunch of freaks to confess their secrets without being held accountable...
true story
...and that.
I now know why DB has nearly 10,000 posts
True Story....
oh, wait...
QuoteI now know why DB has nearly 10,000 posts
True Story....
oh, wait...
Quantity, not quality!!! ;D
I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you
True story...
I shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.
True story.
QuoteI shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.
True story.
Does she have to remove her human skin to feed?
QuoteI shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.
True story.
Haha that's a great one! I found one of the injured wolves that she shot but didn't kill, nursed it back to health & joined it's pack for about 6 months. Kind of like Mowgli, you say!
True story...
QuoteQuoteI shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.
True story.
Does she have to remove her human skin to feed?
Yes.
QuoteQuoteI shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.
True story.
Haha that's a great one! I found one of the injured wolves that she shot but didn't kill, nursed it back to health & joined it's pack for about 6 months. Kind of like Mowgli, you say!
True story...
I saw that on the news last night!!
True story...
QuoteI can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you
True story...
Dining at the Ritz?
We'll meet at 9....Precisely. ;)
QuoteQuoteI can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you
True story...
Dining at the Ritz?
We'll meet at 9....Precisely. ;)
I'm going to be busy and in a hurry. We had just better make it Burger King.