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Title: Hey Kids! Careful with those video recorders!
Post by: ycartrob on Apr 16, 2009, 09:04 AM
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Not on the menu: Pizza workers charged in pranks
 
CONOVER, N.C. – A gross video posted on YouTube showing a Domino's Pizza worker stuffing cheese up his nostril and waving salami under his rear end as he is making sandwiches has led to charges against him and a co-worker who recorded him, authorities said Wednesday.

Kristy Lynn Hammonds, 31, of Taylorsville and Michael Anthony Setzer, 32, of Conover are each charged with distributing prohibited foods. Police chief Gary Lafone says it is the same North Carolina statute that forbids any tampering with Halloween candy.

In the video, Setzer is making sandwiches while a giggling Hammonds narrates and urges him to "do it again, do it again" in putting the cheese up his nose. It appears he threw some of the cheese in the garbage but some went on a sandwich.

Setzer says: "This is Michael's special Italian sandwich."

Hammonds says the sandwiches were meant to be delivered soon to customers and that "little did they know that the cheese was in his nose."

Domino's spokesman Tim McIntyre said the workers were fired and there is no evidence any of the tampered foods were served to customers. He said the company also may pursue a lawsuit.

Company CEO Patrick Doyle posted another video in response, saying the store had been sanitized "top to bottom."

"We're re-examining all of our hiring practices to make sure that people like this don't make it into our stores," he said.

Setzer was released from the Catawba County jail on $7,500 bond, while Hammonds remained in custody late Wednesday night. A deputy at the jail couldn't say if the two had retained attorneys, but they were scheduled to appear in court on Thursday.

A man identifying himself on the phone as Setzer's father said the family is not commenting



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now anyone want to wager how long it will be until these two are on Good Morning America or have their own pizza delivery reality show on MTV as they become rich beyond their wildest dreams?

Title: Re: Hey Kids! Careful with those video recorders!
Post by: Sparkle on Apr 16, 2009, 09:13 AM
Yuk.
Title: Re: Hey Kids! Careful with those video recorders!
Post by: Love Dogg on Apr 16, 2009, 11:19 AM
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now anyone want to wager how long it will be until these two are on Good Morning America or have their own pizza delivery reality show on MTV as they become rich beyond their wildest dreams?



That is a no shit-er.  I would not doubt that a bit, Tracy.  I hope you're wrong, though.  :-/
Title: Re: Hey Kids! Careful with those video recorders!
Post by: LizKing531 on Apr 16, 2009, 12:23 PM
you should've seen what they did with the breadsticks....     :-?


Any of ya'll ever see that caught on camera show with the bartender at a busy fancy bar stirring martinis with his own "stirrer" right at the bar?
Title: Re: Hey Kids! Careful with those video recorders!
Post by: searchinbig on Apr 16, 2009, 12:29 PM
Quoteyou should've seen what they did with the breadsticks....     :-?


Any of ya'll ever see that caught on camera show with the bartender at a busy fancy bar stirring martinis with his own "stirrer" right at the bar?


                                    ;D

Can't they think of something better to do with a salami?  :D
Title: Re: Hey Kids! Careful with those video recorders!
Post by: goose on Apr 17, 2009, 08:34 AM
I think the Salami should hang out of his nose like a big meat booger.
Title: Re: Hey Kids! Careful with those video recorders!
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Apr 20, 2009, 04:42 AM
Quoteyou should've seen what they did with the breadsticks....     :-?


Any of ya'll ever see that caught on camera show with the bartender at a busy fancy bar stirring martinis with his own "stirrer" right at the bar?

Youch? Seriously, if a = wangly bits (namely, the urethra), and b = alcohol, then a + b = NO. GOOD.