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Title: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 18, 2009, 10:45 PM
introduce yourself and your deets so we can love you gently.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: el_chode on Nov 18, 2009, 11:00 PM
Hi, my name is Joe.

I was born in new york city, son of Paul and Catherine.

I also have three nipples.

This is my first post
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: kydiddle on Nov 18, 2009, 11:15 PM
What's that thing that Jim plays during Touch Me I'm Going to Scream Part 2?
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: sweatboard on Nov 18, 2009, 11:18 PM
My name is Brian, but what in the fuck IS THIS......

(http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/omnichord.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 18, 2009, 11:24 PM
hey! fuck you guys.  edit: fuck that smiley.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 18, 2009, 11:24 PM
QuoteMy name is Brian, but what in the fuck IS THIS......

(http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/omnichord.jpg)

that baby is hot and sexy. I kind of want to fuck it.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 18, 2009, 11:25 PM
My names Mark and I'm from Michigan.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 18, 2009, 11:27 PM
QuoteHi, my name is Joe.

I was born in new york city, son of Paul and Catherine.

I also have three nipples.

This is my first post

el chode has three nipples. you heard it here first.  is it like a full nip or just the tip?
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: el_chode on Nov 18, 2009, 11:40 PM
Quote
QuoteHi, my name is Joe.

I was born in new york city, son of Paul and Catherine.

I also have three nipples.

This is my first post

el chode has three nipples. you heard it here first.  is it like a full nip or just the tip?

Hmmm...interesting take. It's either a micro-nipple, or just the tip I guess.

I can post a pic if that's not too scandalous.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 18, 2009, 11:46 PM
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QuoteHi, my name is Joe.

I was born in new york city, son of Paul and Catherine.

I also have three nipples.

This is my first post

el chode has three nipples. you heard it here first.  is it like a full nip or just the tip?

Hmmm...interesting take. It's either a micro-nipple, or just the tip I guess.

I can post a pic if that's not too scandalous.

depends where it protrudes from I'd guess.  as long as it's not on your cock or something fucked up.  sounds like some freak show shit, are you sure it's not a mole?
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: BH on Nov 19, 2009, 09:34 AM
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QuoteHi, my name is Joe.

I was born in new york city, son of Paul and Catherine.

I also have three nipples.

This is my first post

el chode has three nipples. you heard it here first.  is it like a full nip or just the tip?

Hmmm...interesting take. It's either a micro-nipple, or just the tip I guess.

I can post a pic if that's not too scandalous.

depends where it protrudes from I'd guess.  as long as it's not on your cock or something fucked up.  sounds like some freak show shit, are you sure it's not a mole?


coffee, thru nose, burning, ouch
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Nov 19, 2009, 10:22 AM
I think this thread has officially scared off any potential forum n00bs
;D

Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 19, 2009, 11:54 AM
QuoteI think this thread has officially scared off any potential forum n00bs
;D


those damn n00bs need not be scurd.  speak young n00bs, speak!
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Nov 19, 2009, 12:03 PM
Quote
QuoteI think this thread has officially scared off any potential forum n00bs
;D


those damn n00bs need not be scurd.  speak young n00bs, speak!

OUT WITH IT! Or you will be forced to stare into the third-nipple and see your future!
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: el_chode on Nov 19, 2009, 02:02 PM
By the end of the night tonite, this thread will have a third nipple. I guarantee it.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 19, 2009, 02:09 PM
QuoteBy the end of the night tonite, this thread will have a third nipple. I guarantee it.

my stomach eagerly awaits this picture.  can third nipples be cancerous?  hmm.  can you lacktate?
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: el_chode on Nov 19, 2009, 02:45 PM
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QuoteBy the end of the night tonite, this thread will have a third nipple. I guarantee it.

my stomach eagerly awaits this picture.  can third nipples be cancerous?  hmm.  can you lacktate?

No, I don't lactate


YET

I am mildly psychic
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: capt. scotty on Nov 19, 2009, 04:15 PM
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Quote
QuoteI think this thread has officially scared off any potential forum n00bs
;D


those damn n00bs need not be scurd.  speak young n00bs, speak!

OUT WITH IT! Or you will be forced to stare into the third-nipple and see your future!

(http://thumbnails.hulu.com/9/48/27657_512x288_generated__9PgAJ9s9F0uEWNRPyuqfeg.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 19, 2009, 04:20 PM
I hope your all areola and your ass looks like a bag of elbows  ;).
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 19, 2009, 10:00 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3603/3324511729_5cbcae848f.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: sweatboard on Nov 19, 2009, 10:14 PM
Quote(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3603/3324511729_5cbcae848f.jpg)

That actually looks pretty good.  I think I could even go for four (find a pic of that).  


Nevermind, I already did......

(http://www.otherkidspacklunch.com/WindowsLiveWriter/total-recall-boobs_thumb.jpg)

So of course I typed five boobs into google images.....

[size=14]Four boobs, Four boobs holds the record. :( [/size]

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_elFdQk0Twr4/SXDdMxBz0BI/AAAAAAAAAGs/KEv5moZ4zoM/s320/countvoncount.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Nov 19, 2009, 10:33 PM
Quote
Quote(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3603/3324511729_5cbcae848f.jpg)

That actually looks pretty good.  I think I could even go for four (find a pic of that).  

Nevermind, I already did......

(http://www.otherkidspacklunch.com/WindowsLiveWriter/total-recall-boobs_thumb.jpg)

So of course I typed five boobs into google images.....

[size=14]Four boobs, Four boobs holds the record. :( [/size]

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_elFdQk0Twr4/SXDdMxBz0BI/AAAAAAAAAGs/KEv5moZ4zoM/s320/countvoncount.jpg)

damn.  four boobs? legendary.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: TEO on Nov 20, 2009, 05:35 AM
GREAT early morning lol. Thanks... ;D
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: MarkW on Nov 20, 2009, 08:36 AM
(http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/niple.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: el_chode on Nov 20, 2009, 09:44 AM
Sorry jacketeers, I've been in the hospital all night and I broke my promise.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: sweatboard on Nov 21, 2009, 12:01 AM
Quote(http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/niple.jpg)


That's awesome, right now Dave Navarro is trying to figure out a way to grow a third and fourth nipple.
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Nov 21, 2009, 09:26 AM
yup- the n00bs are DEFINITELY fleeing the interwebs now
Title: Re: If you're a n00b or new to the forum...
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 21, 2009, 09:08 PM
(http://www.humorfeminista.com/chicosguapos_archivos/modelosyfamosos/mark_wahlberg_1.jpg)