"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"
I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.
wow.....it's all downhill after that one.
Quote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"
I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.
It was me.
Quotewow.....it's all downhill after that one.
also, that's what she said.
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QuoteQuote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"
I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.
It was me.
I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him
"It looks like an Indian burial ground in here or something"
QuoteQuoteQuote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"
I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.
It was me.
I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him
I think it was K actually.
How about "That song just gave me a soulchubby!"
or
"I am art!"
QuoteQuoteQuote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"
I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.
It was me.
I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him
that wasn't me. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or offended that penis reminds you of me.
MMJ are not allowed to have political opinions
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"
I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.
It was me.
I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him
I think it was K actually.
How about "That song just gave me a soulchubby!"
or
"I am art!"
I don't see the point in that other than to stir shit up. It's not really worth my time anymore.
For those of you on my facebook, keep your inquiries as private messages for the time being.
It's been a great 3 or 4 years!
Wait wait wait, Yustin = True? What the hell is going on around here??? :o
Woah, I didn't see that one coming! I really wasn't trying to stir up shit, I think that quote is hilarious and is a classic of this here forum.
Vespa - Yustin = True = art
Here's one I found hilarious...
"You would drag your sack over broken glass for 500 miles, just to hear the sound of a female breathing over a pay phone"
Not sure if that's exactly how it went...could've been 700 miles.
So did Yustin just bail? And are we saying he is/was True, from the Keyboard Art dust up? Forgive me if I seem to be sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, but we really need to stop reading into online postings negative intentions. Its rarely correct and causes all kinds of unnecessary sore feelings.
Or am I way off base and need to mind my own business? :)
OK, one time face got pissed and said:
"This is stupid! I'm going to go watch _____________"
and she said some sappy TV show on like the WB or something, and I cannot remember it. Anyone?
It's either that one or this:
"I don't see the point in that other than to stir shit up. It's not really worth my time anymore.
For those of you on my facebook, keep your inquiries as private messages for the time being.
It's been a great 3 or 4 years!"
I dont think I ever read that keyboard art thread from the start. The "I Am Art" quote is priceless ;D
QuoteI dont think I ever read that keyboard art thread from the start. The "I Am Art" quote is priceless ;D
I know. I didn't even know what hell everyone was talking about, or even where to look. 3 years later I find the greatest thread ever. Classic stuff right there! ;D
Quote"It's like an old Indian burial ground in there"
YES!! TEO!! HAHAHAHA! ;D ;D ;D
(ps. i edited that)
Quote
"You would drag your sack over broken glass for 500 miles, just to hear the sound of a female breathing over a pay phone"
nice. very nice.
QuoteHere's one I found hilarious...
"You would drag your sack over broken glass for 500 miles, just to hear the sound of a female breathing over a pay phone"
Not sure if that's exactly how it went...could've been 700 miles.
I heard Steven Tyler say about Ronnie Spector:
I would drag my nuts over 50 miles of broken glass to hear her piss in a tin cup over a pay phone
"it's more like a rhombus, but whatever."
;D
"That's a gold medal ass. You could bounce a gold medal off of that ass."
"I usually drop my pants and go directly to member pics"
Quote"I usually drop my pants and go directly to member pics"
oh yeah!!!!!!!, good one.
One of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.
I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.
" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "
QuoteOne of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.
I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.
" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "
;D ;DThats great!
QuoteOne of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.
I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.
" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "
We gotta dig that one up. Some of the best comedy ever on this forum.
Haven't been on in awhile, thanks for reminding me why I came here :)
Quote"it's more like a rhombus, but whatever."
;D
What's that one from? I vaguely remember being a part of that. Maybe not?
QuoteOne of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.
I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.
" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "
Haha. Awesome. ;D
Was the rhombus one from the Wombat thread?? I seem to recall it has something to do with poo....
"Urine my way." Thanks Tracy and Dave for resurrecting that nugget of joy.