My Morning Jacket

I thought we needed a thread for some real answers to tough questions.  To Sticky and anyone else, it seems like many have seen Baustin's amazing OBH video.  However, at one point there is a dude on top of dude rockin out.  Is that cool?  I mean not that there's anything wrong with it but I personally wouldn't want balls on my neck.

The are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

QuoteThe are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

Point taken.  I guess it is rather sexist on my part.  If someone sat on top of my short self, ya still wouldn't be able to see him.  ;D

QuoteThe are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

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QuoteThe are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

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QuoteI thought we needed a thread for some real answers to tough questions.  To Sticky and anyone else, it seems like many have seen Baustin's amazing OBH video.  However, at one point there is a dude on top of dude rockin out.  Is that cool?  I mean not that there's anything wrong with it but I personally wouldn't want balls on my neck.

Awesome thread and you make a very good point.  I think this topic is fairly debatable.  Let's break it down for a second.  

The night is ending and OBH closes.  A what appears to be hot female in a cool shirt decides "Hey I want to dance on some shoulders for the last song". I say cool.  Sure he might be  hot but if I was hear boyfriend I could handle a little sweaty vag on the back of the neck.  She succeeded since she lasted pretty much the entire song on the dudes shoulders.  

Now let's add the dude to the equation.  First, your point about sweaty balls on the dude who is holding him's neck is a great point.  What kind of hetero dude wants balls and penis lunging itself into their neck during a rockin tune?

Okay so lets look a little closer, the chick gets up on shoulders, then the dude.  The chick tries to unify the two of them in their gigantic standing states but the dude pusses out.  he hesitantly holds her hand instead of truly rocking out with her.  The dude could have been getting down with some dudes girlfriend and it wouldn't have matter, but he fucked up.  big time.  he was too big of a puss to truly maximize the situation.  

In the end you gotta ask yourself was it worth it for the dude who was on the dudes shoulders?  probably not because he mostly likely got his balls crushed worse than if he were to bare back a horse.  The dude who was holding him has nothing to show for it other than a sweat stain on his neck from another dudes balls.

I'd go into it further but I'm at work. The chick did everything she was suppose to, the dude failed miserably.  If you're going to obstruct somebodies view you better be either a.) a hot chick or b.) doing something really fucking cool.

It could have been cool than it was, perhaps if more people got up on eachothers shoulders.  This video however reminded me of a failed romance between two lovers.

The two young (would-be) lovers were like ships passing in the night. I have it on good authority that the girl was not on her boyfriend's shoulders, but on those of her stocky dorm roommate who is on the softball team. And she was in fact trying to get the young sir's attention by being thrust into the air, and this boy did indeed fail miserably, settling for a weak airborne hands-holding when he could have gone for a full-on, shoulder-mounted passionate embrace, leading to what surely would have blossomed into a newfound and everlasting romance.

In which case, the ball-to-neck sweating was futile and hence completely unacceptable.

maybe the dude's girlfriend is a body builder and it just makes more sense to have the stronger and heavier one on the bottom. :o

QuoteThe two young (would-be) lovers were like ships passing in the night. I have it on good authority that the girl was not on her boyfriend's shoulders, but on those of her stocky dorm roommate who is on the softball team. And she was in fact trying to get the young sir's attention by being thrust into the air, and this boy did indeed fail miserably, settling for a weak airborne hands-holding when he could have gone for a full-on, shoulder-mounted passionate embrace, leading to what surely would have blossomed into a newfound and everlasting romance.

In which case, the ball-to-neck sweating was futile and hence completely unacceptable.

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This is a jacket show we're talking about.  We all know that only true girl jacket fans are hot.  Dude on Dude action no doubt about it.

I should add for the sake of this thread being so amazing you can post your questions here about anything and I'll answer them without hesitation.  Life, Love, Religion, Politics, Sex, Puppies, you name it I'll answer it.   I have the answers that you seek.

I would like to question the conventional wisdom that brick weed is an inferior product.  Would you rather roll a blizzie and sit with a group of friends for 20 minutes passing it around or all take one hit out of your own bat and be done before the first words of At Dawn are even uttered?

QuoteI would like to question the conventional wisdom that brick weed is an inferior product.  Would you rather roll a blizzie and sit with a group of friends for 20 minutes passing it around or all take one hit out of your own bat and be done before the first words of At Dawn are even uttered?

To be honest with you I'm not really a fan of blunts.  They're too hard on my lungs, but I see your point and I'll try to address it thoroughly.

This is a layered question, let's dissect it.

 Quality vs. Quantity: It really depends on what I'm smoking my hit of chronic out of.  If it is perhaps one massive rip out of a pure glass bong, maybe a hurricane, nameless, roor, etc I'd perhaps vote for the one clean hit each of a mixed chronic session.  A blunt of regs + 20 people is going to be more of a social thing rather than a get stoned thing.  If that is your goal, to laugh and joke while you smoke for a minute the blunt might be for you BUT by the time that blunt is done your 20 friends are going to be ready for another blunt.  The chronic may give you an opportunity to have a longer, more interesting conversation since everyone wouldn't be worried about when their next hit was.

I'm pro-homegrowns all the way.  The flat brick weed, low end regs that are trafficked in sometimes have contaminants in them.  

One chronic bong rip each > Than Sharing a Blunt of regs between 20.

but that's simply opinion.  I'd have to peep the sitch and see what everybody was holding.  if it's just some low grade chronic we'd probably be better off with midgrade regs.  tough tough question dude.

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To be honest with you I'm not really a fan of blunts.  They're too hard on my lungs, but I see your point and I'll try to address it thoroughly.

This is a layered question, let's dissect it.

 Quality vs. Quantity: It really depends on what I'm smoking my hit of chronic out of.  If it is perhaps one massive rip out of a pure glass bong, maybe a hurricane, nameless, roor, etc I'd perhaps vote for the one clean hit each of a mixed chronic session.  A blunt of regs + 20 people is going to be more of a social thing rather than a get stoned thing.  If that is your goal, to laugh and joke while you smoke for a minute the blunt might be for you BUT by the time that blunt is done your 20 friends are going to be ready for another blunt.  The chronic may give you an opportunity to have a longer, more interesting conversation since everyone wouldn't be worried about when their next hit was.

I'm pro-homegrowns all the way.  The flat brick weed, low end regs that are trafficked in sometimes have contaminants in them.  

One chronic bong rip each > Than Sharing a Blunt of regs between 20.

but that's simply opinion.  I'd have to peep the sitch and see what everybody was holding.  if it's just some low grade chronic we'd probably be better off with midgrade regs.  tough tough question dude.

batty for sure no use in messin with the reggies

I appreciate your insight.  It's not inconsistent with what one would expect from a dude named Sticky Icky Green Stuff.  I think I'm just getting old too.  Some of that chronic just f's me up to the point where I'm useless for the rest of the day.  Perhaps there's an element of "how you grew up" involved as well.  I grew up in a small town close to Oklahoma with no access to the good stuff.  We took what we could get and eventually found our way to some pretty decent brick.  Shit I like to call popcorn shrimp due to its nuggetized resemblance.  Beautiful stuff that is.  I live near Chicago now.  I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

Vehicle, as you mention, is also important.  I haven't been able to touch a bong in about 10 years.  I love the social aspect of it.  Just keep passing it around my friend.

Dear Sticky,

I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

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I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

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I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

That's true, sweet tricks are pretty fun. Plus, dolphins are about the happiest looking animals around, probably from all the fun they're having. Good call, dude.

Thanks Sticky. I spent about 4 and a half hours yesterday trying to figure this out, it's really been eating me up. You are a wise man, and doing a great service here.

Dear Sticky,

What is your opinion on Dippin Dots?

I need a new signature...

QuoteDear Sticky,

What is your opinion on Dippin Dots?

this is more subjective, unlike the dolphin question.  taste is quite personal.  I haven't had dippin dots in years and years, it looks like astronaut ice cream in pellet form.

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QuoteDear Sticky,

I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

That's true, sweet tricks are pretty fun. Plus, dolphins are about the happiest looking animals around, probably from all the fun they're having. Good call, dude.

Thanks Sticky. I spent about 4 and a half hours yesterday trying to figure this out, it's really been eating me up. You are a wise man, and doing a great service here.

shit man.  birds are cool and all, they can sing which is sweet and rare in the animal kingdom.  according to wikipedia only birds, whales, and humans can sing.  chimps can't nor can the graceful dolphins.  birds are sweet, too bad they have hollow bones.  being born with osteoporosis would blow.

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I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

That's true, sweet tricks are pretty fun. Plus, dolphins are about the happiest looking animals around, probably from all the fun they're having. Good call, dude.

Thanks Sticky. I spent about 4 and a half hours yesterday trying to figure this out, it's really been eating me up. You are a wise man, and doing a great service here.

shit man.  birds are cool and all, they can sing which is sweet and rare in the animal kingdom.  according to wikipedia only birds, whales, and humans can sing.  chimps can't nor can the graceful dolphins.  birds are sweet, too bad they have hollow bones.  being born with osteoporosis would blow.

Yeah, birds are awesome, but I don't think that they have fun, or choose to play. I don't think that fish or reptiles do either, none that I can think of anyway. Mammals do though, at least relatively intelligent mammals do, maybe all of 'em. Dogs love to play, so do monkeys, and all kinds of young mammals love to rascal around. I'm not sure about giraffes and many of the herd animals, but they could just be playing in their own way, what do I know.

Sex is another thing. Do any other animals have sex for pleasure? For emotional connectedness? 'Cause I'll tell you what, I've seen dolphins do it, and it's a quick swim-by and that's that. And don't get me started on fruit bats!!! I did see orangutans humpin' at the zoo a few months ago, and they definitely were just having a go for fun. Really bizarre, acrobatic positions too. My wife, son and I watched them for at least 10 minutes. Oranga-bang.

haha "oranga-bang".

I'm not sure what's up with animals and having sex for pleasure.  There was a Walrus or something sucking his own dick on Tosh.0 the other night... so maybe so?

Quotehaha "oranga-bang".

I'm not sure what's up with animals and having sex for pleasure.  There was a Walrus or something sucking his own dick on Tosh.0 the other night... so maybe so?

You know why he was? Because he can.

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Quotehaha "oranga-bang".

I'm not sure what's up with animals and having sex for pleasure.  There was a Walrus or something sucking his own dick on Tosh.0 the other night... so maybe so?

You know why he was? Because he can.

I feel blessed to have a double jointed spine

Quote I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

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No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

get hip to it mang.

Here's a question Teo and I have been discussing.  Do dogs know their own size?  Like, does a little dog look at a big dog and think, man I'm that  big and I'm tough, and that's why so many small dogs have such attitude?  Do Great Danes look at Yorkies and think"look at me, so tiny and dainty"
What's the answer, great Sticky?

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No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

QuoteHere's a question Teo and I have been discussing.  Do dogs know their own size?  Like, does a little dog look at a big dog and think, man I'm that  big and I'm tough, and that's why so many small dogs have such attitude?  Do Great Danes look at Yorkies and think"look at me, so tiny and dainty"
What's the answer, great Sticky?

well dog vision is much different than a humans so I'd imagine their entire perspective of life is completely different.  I don't think most animals, dogs included, know what they are, therefore I highly doubt they can comprehend things are different sizes.

though your question is silly and cute this is an extremely serious topic and we can not forget to respect the issue.  it's highly offensive to dog breeders like myself when people like you generalize dogs in the way you do, as these silly little creatures who dance around for your pleasure.  It's an illusion, animals see the world more clearly than we do.  think about it.  a dog doesn't know it's a dog, it only experiences life.  It explores everything, tastes everything, humps everything.  sure there is the occasional torn bush or accidental ingestion of chemicals but overall dogs in a way ARE the universe.

They are pack animals so they're somewhat social, I feel bad for the dogs that aren't cool enough for the pack and get deserted.  It's sad.  they howl all sad and lonely.

the bottom line, dogs are animals of habit.  If you train an animal to be all nice and friendly that's what they will be, if you try them to be mean, they'll be mean.  You manipulate their perception to accomplish these goals thus getting in the way of their true nature.  domesticated dogs vs wild dogs aint nothing to fuck with.  those wild dogs would pack hunt the fuck out of some little poofy white things.  

I didn't expect this question to be so complicated but it really is.  

I guess in the end since they don't even understand what size is they probably wouldn't give a fuck standing up to a bigger dog to protect their young similar to a bear protecting her cubs.  

big dogs act like little puppies sometimes and little dogs act like grouchy bastards sometimes, it all depends how the dog was brought up.  I don't think you can generalize all dogs.

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No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

We were at the National Aquarium yesterday and it was made known to us that only humans and some primates along with dolphins are the only animals known that can recognize themselves in the mirror.  

Dogs and cats just can't.  So sad

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No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

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No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

that's how thugs talk.  it's the laziest possible way to say yes.   WOO WOO!!!!

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Quote I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

that's how thugs talk.  it's the laziest possible way to say yes.   WOO WOO!!!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JtoW7GrdY[/media]

thas only in da mornin... when you spos ta be up cookin breafas fo somone ans like WOO WOOOOO

;D Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis did Oakland proud!

Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis?!? Who they trying to fool?? That's clearly Ashy Larry and Snoop from The Wire

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Quote I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

that's how thugs talk.  it's the laziest possible way to say yes.   WOO WOO!!!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JtoW7GrdY[/media]

Woo woo!!!  My favorite part is where they run a STOP sign at about at about the 1:55 mark.

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Woo woo!!!  My favorite part is where they run a STOP sign at about at about the 1:55 mark.

While driving halfway on the wrong side of the road  ;D

Dear Sticky,

How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

woooooooooooo woooooooooooo

QuoteDear Sticky,

How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

I believe I owe you a congratulations!  May this season work out better for you!  ;D

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Woo woo!!!  My favorite part is where they run a STOP sign at about at about the 1:55 mark.

While driving halfway on the wrong side of the road  ;D

halfway? dude almost hit a parked car on the other side of the road!

Dear Sticky, Fail or Extreme Win?
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QuoteDear Sticky,

How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

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I'd say fail just because that dude is a walking cliche.

edit: unless it is in fact flavor flav.

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How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

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How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

wrong thread but Bbill--how's the lil guy doing?

Sticky--cheer the F up, man....you are extra sticky today... :(

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How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

wrong thread but Bbill--how's the lil guy doing?

Sticky--cheer the F up, man....you are extra sticky today... :(

oye.

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How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

I don't follow sports really to be honest so I have no idea who jamarcus russell is...  bubb rubb is probably too busy out ghost riding the whip.

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How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

wrong thread but Bbill--how's the lil guy doing?

Sticky--cheer the F up, man....you are extra sticky today... :(

;D Yeah, I forgot how focused the discussion was in here. Whoops!

Lil' guy is doing alright, he's actually a little sick right now, which sucks, because we were all supposed to be in North Carolina right now for a wedding (my sister-in-law's). So, my wife is out there, and I'm at home with our sick little boy...nothing serious, just a bad idea to travel with him though.

But, he's 15 months old now! He's WAY rascally and snuggly and wonderful. He's awesome.

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How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

I don't follow sports really to be honest so I have no idea who jamarcus russell is...  bubb rubb is probably too busy out ghost riding the whip.

JaMarcus Russell is a chump, and that's all you need to know. Bubb Rubb is probably a better quarterback.  ;D

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QuoteDear Sticky,

How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

I don't follow sports really to be honest so I have no idea who jamarcus russell is...  bubb rubb is probably too busy out ghost riding the whip.

JaMarcus Russell is a chump, and that's all you need to know. Bubb Rubb is probably a better quarterback.  ;D

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holy shit is that a real movie? I have to see that immediately.  I love getting hyphy.

 

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How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?

who gives a fuck.

Who gives a fuck what Bubb Rubb thinks, or who gives a fuck that the Raiders released JaMarcus Russell? I care about both. A LOT.

I think Bubb Rubb is probably pretty pleased...he was probably out all last night, driving up and down International Blvd with a few blunts and a couple bottles of Cisco, lookin' for a sideshow, celebrating the first night of the post-Russell era. WOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!  Thatz they alahm clock...;D

FUCK JAMARCUS RUSSELL, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!  ;D

I don't follow sports really to be honest so I have no idea who jamarcus russell is...  bubb rubb is probably too busy out ghost riding the whip.

JaMarcus Russell is a chump, and that's all you need to know. Bubb Rubb is probably a better quarterback.  ;D

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holy shit is that a real movie? I have to see that immediately.  I love getting hyphy.

 

Yeah it's real! I've never seen it, but it's a documentary on those rappers and Bay Area Hyphy culture.

Here's a Mac Dre mural that was near where I used to work...

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Which would be considered more appropriate for a dressy job interview.  A full blown mullet with the sides shaved or the rat tail that whips all other rat tails ever created.  And don't be all biased Sticky just cuz you've rocked both looks much more recently than the rest of us.

sticky-let me answer just this one...

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Quotesticky-let me answer just this one...

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you got it.

Sticky,

How come you never see baby squirrels?

QuoteSticky,

How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.

2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.

2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.

2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.

People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

Sticky,

Will the Pens win Game 7 tomorrow over the Canadiens?




PS -  Say yes motherfucker

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.

2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.

People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

you have three nipples?

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Is it 8PM Central time yet?

you have three nipples?

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People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

you have three nipples?

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I wonder if they can be milked

You can milk anything with nipples.

No, I do not have 3 nipples.

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Will the Pens win Game 7 tomorrow over the Canadiens?




PS -  Say yes motherfucker

I predict Pittsburg to lose by 2.  

sorry mother fucker. ps. penis.

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.

2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.

People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

You're so lucky you get to watch lost at 8 instead of 9.  black squirrels are pretty cool, it's crazy people don't believe you.  there are albino deer why wouldn't there be a black squirrel?  f'in nip haters.  

Somebody here said they had a 3rd nipple awhile ago and that they were going to post a pic.  which one of you pervs was it?  

My friend who is a dude used to be able to milk his nipple.  It was gross as hell if you ask me.  dude milk? no thanks.

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.

2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.

People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

You're so lucky you get to watch lost at 8 instead of 9.  black squirrels are pretty cool, it's crazy people don't believe you.  there are albino deer why wouldn't there be a black squirrel?  f'in nip haters.  

Somebody here said they had a 3rd nipple awhile ago and that they were going to post a pic.  which one of you pervs was it?  

My friend who is a dude used to be able to milk his nipple.  It was gross as hell if you ask me.  dude milk? no thanks.

Yeah, people believe woman came from man's ribs and we were just put here but don't believe in black squirrels. Go figure. Man MilK? Um, no. That would be to close to banana juice or something.

oh those rib bone lovers.  3000years ago there were 265millionish people, last year the world produced 55million more humans.  population between 6-7billion.  pretty huge jump for 3000years.  we're as good as fucked long run.  I wish space travel was cheaper,  I'd explore the universe.  

Quoteoh those rib bone lovers.  3000years ago there were 265millionish people, last year the world produced 55million more humans.  population between 6-7billion.  pretty huge jump for 3000years.  we're as good as fucked long run.  I wish space travel was cheaper,  I'd explore the universe.  

you can explore Uranus for free   ::)

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Quoteoh those rib bone lovers.  3000years ago there were 265millionish people, last year the world produced 55million more humans.  population between 6-7billion.  pretty huge jump for 3000years.  we're as good as fucked long run.  I wish space travel was cheaper,  I'd explore the universe.  

you can explore Uranus for free   ::)

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Uranus is a lame planet, fuck that shit.  I want to explore planets orbiting another star.  I'd probably have to have some scientists freeze me in time but eventually I'd get there and it would be awesome.  no doubt.

I have never seen a baby squirrel!

There are also white squirrels. When I worked out here in the summer of '02 we were at about 9000 ft and there is a creature up there called a squabbit. It was a black squirrel looking creature with big ears that poked up from its head. Squirrel + rabbit = squabbit. I like the word squirrel.

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

Here ya go, problem solved:

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I've never seen a baby squirrel either Soulshine!  That thing is cute as hell.




I HAVE seen black squirrels though.  I used to party with some pretty cool black squirrels.  Those mother fuckers can do some serious drinking.  This was my friend Marty on a night when he had a few too many.





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Why does asparagus make your pee stink (more than usual)?

Why does my ear wax taste so good.....to my cat ?

QuoteWhy does asparagus make your pee stink (more than usual)?

I don't eat asparagus.  mostly because it's gross.  being gross is the main reason for the stank piss.

QuoteWhy does my ear wax taste so good.....to my cat ?

your cat likes your ear wax because it's close to your brain.  cats love to eat your brains.  FYI.

You guys should check out Brevard, NC. They're known for having a lot of white squirrels. I saw one once in Cashiers on my honeymoon, it was pretty weird. Squirrels are just rats with fuzzy tails that live in trees. Rats come in all sorts of colors, makes sense that squirrels would as well.

As for my question for Sticky: Why the hell do socks come in resealable bags? You can't even get potato chips in a resealable bag, why socks? Are they going to go stale after you open them?

Is it foolish to trust?  Or is trusting its own reward?

QuoteYou guys should check out Brevard, NC. They're known for having a lot of white squirrels. I saw one once in Cashiers on my honeymoon, it was pretty weird. Squirrels are just rats with fuzzy tails that live in trees. Rats come in all sorts of colors, makes sense that squirrels would as well.

As for my question for Sticky: Why the hell do socks come in resealable bags? You can't even get potato chips in a resealable bag, why socks? Are they going to go stale after you open them?

the zip lock bag is to make sure mositure stays out.  there have been many time scuba diving where I knew I'd need a fresh pair of socks once I reached the bottom.  without that ziplock, I would have never been able to experience a fresh pair of socks at the bottom of the ocean.   plus unlike chips and what not they don't have to get regularly thrown out after an expiration date.

true story, we use to dumpster dive at the frito lay factory by our houses in high school the night before garbage day.  They had a dumpster solely devoted to "expired" chips, doritos, etc.  basically anything frito lay made they through out in perfectly sealed, still fresh chips.  we had several huge scores of chips, we filled probably 4 garbage backs the one time, an entire cars interior,etc.  "you ate food out of a dumpster". the answer, fuck yes.  some of the shit was still in huge boxes with expiration dates two weeks to a month a way.  

my suggestion if fresh chips are giving you such a problem, dumpster dive at frito lay late at night.  you'll score more chips than your heart dare ever desire.

QuoteIs it foolish to trust?  Or is trusting its own reward?

It all depends whom you put your trust into.  giving trust makes you vulernable.  the real question is who do feel comfortable enough with to be vulnerable and not give a fuck?  that person you can probably trust.  homeless dudes asking for bus fair in d-town, no so trustworthy.

QuoteYou guys should check out Brevard, NC. They're known for having a lot of white squirrels. I saw one once in Cashiers on my honeymoon, it was pretty weird. Squirrels are just rats with fuzzy tails that live in trees. Rats come in all sorts of colors, makes sense that squirrels would as well.

Don't forget thumbs. NEVER trust an animal with thumbs. This all sounds like a bad joke. A white squirrel, red squirrel, and a black squirrel walked into a bar....

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true story, we use to dumpster dive at the frito lay factory by our houses in high school the night before garbage day.  They had a dumpster solely devoted to "expired" chips, doritos, etc.  basically anything frito lay made they through out in perfectly sealed, still fresh chips.  we had several huge scores of chips, we filled probably 4 garbage backs the one time, an entire cars interior,etc.  "you ate food out of a dumpster". the answer, fuck yes.  some of the shit was still in huge boxes with expiration dates two weeks to a month a way.  

if this is true, thats hilarious

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true story, we use to dumpster dive at the frito lay factory by our houses in high school the night before garbage day.  They had a dumpster solely devoted to "expired" chips, doritos, etc.  basically anything frito lay made they through out in perfectly sealed, still fresh chips.  we had several huge scores of chips, we filled probably 4 garbage backs the one time, an entire cars interior,etc.  "you ate food out of a dumpster". the answer, fuck yes.  some of the shit was still in huge boxes with expiration dates two weeks to a month a way.  

if this is true, thats hilarious

I speak no lies headdy, it was a supremely amazing garbage experience.  eventually frito lay started locking the door because other people heard about it and started raiding the delivery trucks.  ruined it for the rest of us.  we had enough chips to swim in.  we calculated we probably scored 500dollars-700dollars worth of frito lay products during our biggest score.  I had some friends who used to hop the fence at the ol' pepsi plant around here too.  they would score hundreds of dollars worth of empty pepsi product bottles that pepsi would leave out to get recycled or god knows what.  they made 400 or 500bucks the couple times they did it.  The Pepsi plant was far more risky than frito lay so I never went.  

Pretty good ideas... I don't know about Frito Lay, but I think we have a Lance and Coke factory here in Charlotte. I should try that sometime. Get my Lance in my pants on.
You are wise, Sticky, like Yoda...
Not sure I'm with you on the sock thing though. I never wear anything without washing it first, so I'm not gonna hang on to the cheap little resealable bag while my socks are getting washed. I have a whole drawer full of ziploc bags, I guess I could put my chips in them too

QuotePretty good ideas... I don't know about Frito Lay, but I think we have a Lance and Coke factory here in Charlotte. I should try that sometime. Get my Lance in my pants on.
You are wise, Sticky, like Yoda...
Not sure I'm with you on the sock thing though. I never wear anything without washing it first, so I'm not gonna hang on to the cheap little resealable bag while my socks are getting washed. I have a whole drawer full of ziploc bags, I guess I could put my chips in them too

you wash socks fresh out the pack?  maybe I'm just gross but never washed them pre-wear. I always thought the best part about new socks was the first time you wear them out of the pack.

putting chips in a sock bag would be gross and that's coming from a dude who used to eat dumpster chips.

If I get a Hop Cone Scepter will it give me special powers?

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QuotePretty good ideas... I don't know about Frito Lay, but I think we have a Lance and Coke factory here in Charlotte. I should try that sometime. Get my Lance in my pants on.
You are wise, Sticky, like Yoda...
Not sure I'm with you on the sock thing though. I never wear anything without washing it first, so I'm not gonna hang on to the cheap little resealable bag while my socks are getting washed. I have a whole drawer full of ziploc bags, I guess I could put my chips in them too

you wash socks fresh out the pack?  maybe I'm just gross but never washed them pre-wear. I always thought the best part about new socks was the first time you wear them out of the pack.

You are not wrong in your thinking Sticky.  There are few things that feel better than a brand new pair of new, fluffy, non-washed socks.  They gotta be athletic socks, though.  None of this dresss socks shit.

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wtf is a hop cone scepter? are you some kind of sorceress?

I prewash everything that I wear (except shoes, hats, and gloves).

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wtf is a hop cone scepter? are you some kind of sorceress?

No, he is a Hop Czar.


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wtf is a hop cone scepter? are you some kind of sorceress?

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everybody knows hats contain lice.

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everybody knows hats contain lice.

I'm not even wearing a hat and my head just started itching.

I don't wear hats because I'm afraid it will make me go bald. You gotta wash everything though, you don't know where that crap is coming from! Doesn't it freak you out to think your socks might have a parasite from Indonesia crawling around there? I can't stand new clothes smell either, not that it applies to socks. Everything fresh out of the store smells funny and is stiff and scratchy. You have to prewash, especially underwear

QuoteI don't wear hats because I'm afraid it will make me go bald. You gotta wash everything though, you don't know where that crap is coming from! Doesn't it freak you out to think your socks might have a parasite from Indonesia crawling around there? I can't stand new clothes smell either, not that it applies to socks. Everything fresh out of the store smells funny and is stiff and scratchy. You have to prewash, especially underwear

Indonesian underwear bugs? fuck.  Another thing to add to my list of fears.  Has there been any documented cases of serious injury from an Indonesian underwear bug?  dust mites can suck it, if I could see them I'd totally squash them.

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everybody knows hats contain lice.

I'm not even wearing a hat and my head just started itching.

it's because they burrow inside your brain after you put the hat on.   then they breed.

I read something awhile ago on sciencedaily.com about 50percent of cat owners have a parasite in their brain from the cat.  fucked up shit.

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Indonesian underwear bugs? fuck.  Another thing to add to my list of fears.  Has there been any documented cases of serious injury from an Indonesian underwear bug?

you probably already have crabs so I wouldnt worry about it

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Indonesian underwear bugs? fuck.  Another thing to add to my list of fears.  Has there been any documented cases of serious injury from an Indonesian underwear bug?  dust mites can suck it, if I could see them I'd totally squash them.

I don't know if there have been any documented cases, but you certainly don't want to be the first, do you? Indonesian underwear bug is better than alien underwear bug. I think I'm in the wrong thread now

What is the best frozen dessert? Ice cream, Italian Ice, Popsicles, Choco Tacos, etc.

QuoteWhat is the best frozen dessert? Ice cream, Italian Ice, Popsicles, Choco Tacos, etc.

#1 being best:
1.) Choco Taco
2.) Italian Ice
3.) Ice Cream
4.) Popsicle (unless a hot girl is sucking on it).

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#1 being best:
1.) Choco Taco
2.) Italian Ice
3.) Ice Cream
4.) Popsicle (unless a hot girl is sucking on it).

You are wise my man. I too would put Italian Ice > Ice Cream, but I dont think most would. Choco Tacos are just the bomb.

I wasnt restricting to just those 4 things though. Are Choco Tacos still the best, period?

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Indonesian underwear bugs? fuck.  Another thing to add to my list of fears.  Has there been any documented cases of serious injury from an Indonesian underwear bug?  dust mites can suck it, if I could see them I'd totally squash them.

I don't know if there have been any documented cases, but you certainly don't want to be the first, do you? Indonesian underwear bug is better than alien underwear bug. I think I'm in the wrong thread now

like dude... there is no "wrong" thread.  we are all one thread.  this board is one gigantic topic.  mind blow yet?

I'll take this one Sticky. One thing I know, it's my frozen desserts.

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, this shit will make you jizz and shat yourself it's so good. Yes, you are coming and going at the same time. Frozen Custard = OMFG goodness.

Gelato is pretty fucking good also.

If you ever make it to the Lou, a trip to Drewes is a must. I'm partial to the Big Apple (slice of apple pie crushed/blended into vanilla custard). They also do one with a slice of Blueberry and Pumpkin pie. The Crater Copernicus is so rich, it bitch slaps Warren Buffets old ass into the food stamp line.
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to those of you who think squirrels are simply rats with bushy tails, read this:

QuoteScienceDaily (June 2, 2010) — Those neighbourhood squirrels you often see fighting over food may not seem altruistic, but new University of Guelph research has found that the critters will actually take in orphaned relatives.

The study by Guelph Prof. Andrew McAdam, along with researchers from the University of Alberta and McGill University, revealed that red squirrels will adopt pups that have lost their mother.

It's a significant finding because while such adoptions are typical among species that live in extended family groups, it's much less common among asocial animals, such as squirrels.

"Social animals, including lions and chimpanzees, are often surrounded by relatives, so it's not surprising that a female would adopt an orphaned family member because they have already spent a lot of time together," said McAdam, an evolutionary biologist. "But red squirrels live in complete isolation and are very territorial. The only time they will allow another squirrel on their territory is the one day a year when the females are ready to mate or when they are nursing their pups."

But the study, published in Nature Communications, also found that squirrels have their altruistic limits. They will adopt only if the orphans are related, and even then it's a rare occurrence.

Over two decades, the research team has come across only five cases of adoption.

"That's five cases out of the thousands of litters that have been born since the project began," said McAdam. "Adoption does happen, but it's rare."

Jamie Gorrell, a PhD candidate at the University of Alberta, identified 34 cases of potential adoption over 20 years. An adoption is possible only if the mother dies and a nearby squirrel is also nursing.

"We discovered relatedness plays a critical role in whether a neighbouring squirrel will adopt or not," said McAdam.

In all five adoption scenarios, the pups were nieces, nephews, siblings or grandchildren to the adoptive mother.

"From an evolutionary perspective, the phenomenon of adoption raises the question of why an animal would adopt in the first place given that it jeopardizes the survival of their own offspring," said McAdam. "Under the right conditions, an animal can propagate more copies of its genes by helping relatives to raise their offspring than by producing offspring of their own. So in some cases it might be a good bet to adopt and accept these costs."

By examining the breeding records of thousands of squirrels over the past 20 years, McAdam was able to calculate the costs of adoption.

"What we found was that squirrels will only adopt an orphaned pup when the costs of adoption are low and when the orphans carry a large percentage of the same genes such as siblings, nieces or nephews rather than more distant relatives."

What's also remarkable is that squirrels are able to assess which pups are related or not, he added.

As squirrels rarely interact, they learn who their nearby relatives are by hearing their unique calls, he said. If they fail to hear a relative's calls for a few days, they may investigate.

"We suspect that, if they find pups on the territory, they remember that their neighbour was a relative and carry the pups back to their nest. This would be quite intelligent behaviour for a squirrel."

The study was part of a long-term field experiment in Yukon aimed at investigating the importance of food abundance to the ecology and evolution of red squirrels. Under the Kluane Red Squirrel Project (http://www.redsquirrel.ca) begun in 1987, scientists have monitored behaviour and reproduction of about 7,000 squirrels.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/06/100601114631.htm

When your Son and his gurlfriend break up is it improper FB etiquette to press the "like" button on each and then delete her?

QuoteWhen your Son and his gurlfriend break up is it improper FB etiquette to press the "like" button on each and then delete her?

What if they get back together? ...

(but yes, of COURSE it is and you should, i'm sure that's what Sticky would say)..

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QuoteWhen your Son and his gurlfriend break up is it improper FB etiquette to press the "like" button on each and then delete her?

What if they get back together? ...

(but yes, of COURSE it is and you should, i'm sure that's what Sticky would say)..

I'd say delete her but I wouldn't have been friends with her in the first place just out of respect for my sons privacy.  how old is your son/his ex?

oh penny you think you've got me pinned don't you?  muahaha.  even a simple question about deleting your sons girlfriend from your facebook has multiple layers of complexity to it.  I do agree with ya tho penny.  Delete that shit TEO and delete it real good.  

Sticky do you know who this is?

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QuoteSticky do you know who this is?

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shit son, that's young E. ahahaha

Dear Sticky,

I didn't realize you were such a wealth of knowledge until I found this thread. So with that I am curious to get you expert opinion on mushrooms.
1. Have you done them before?
2. What is the right amount to take? Have you ever had a bad trip?
3. Best place and time to try them?
4. Describe your best experience.
5. How would you explain it to a first timer?

QuoteDear Sticky,

I didn't realize you were such a wealth of knowledge until I found this thread. So with that I am curious to get you expert opinion on mushrooms.
1. Have you done them before?
2. What is the right amount to take? Have you ever had a bad trip?
3. Best place and time to try them?
4. Describe your best experience.
5. How would you explain it to a first timer?

1.) yes, I've done them a bunch.
2.) depends on what type of person you are and how intense you want it.  usually an 3grams to an 8th is a good time.  not that different from like 2.5grams, but the visual hallucinations are usually clearer. again all depends on the person/enivornment.  Yes  I've had two bad trips on mushrooms.  the 1st time I ate them was the scariest but that's only because my friend melted and my other friend turned to stone.  plus I puked like twice.  They were really intense shrooms my friend the mycologist grew tho so word.  plus we ate some at the beginning and then ate more like an hour in.  big mistake.  
3.)  The woods, The Beach, Your house with a friend or two.  Any place that is comfortable and beautiful.  Good music is a must to help set the right mood.  Good music like the talking heads has pulled me out of a bad trip before.
4.)  I was up north at my cabin with 3 of my best friends.  we were outside, Bjork's "All Is Full Of Love" song was playing (the video version).  The stars started falling like fireworks and the sky turned into an almost time lapse type visual experience.  I turned to my friend and said "if there is a reason for living, it's this.." and then we paused for a second and laughed hysterically.
5.)  It's like being really confused, really really confused sometimes.  the beginning of the trip is like being underwater and then once you pass the threshold you burst into the experience.  the experience itself is generally euphoric and amazing.  like a waking dream.  sometimes you feel literally insane.  

I could go on more but I'm at work and don't want to get fired.

definitely gotta get out in nature with plenty of tunes. stars are amazing, even moreso on L.

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QuoteDear Sticky,

I didn't realize you were such a wealth of knowledge until I found this thread. So with that I am curious to get you expert opinion on mushrooms.
1. Have you done them before?
2. What is the right amount to take? Have you ever had a bad trip?
3. Best place and time to try them?
4. Describe your best experience.
5. How would you explain it to a first timer?

1.) yes, I've done them a bunch.
2.) depends on what type of person you are and how intense you want it.  usually an 3grams to an 8th is a good time.  not that different from like 2.5grams, but the visual hallucinations are usually clearer. again all depends on the person/enivornment.  Yes  I've had two bad trips on mushrooms.  the 1st time I ate them was the scariest but that's only because my friend melted and my other friend turned to stone.  plus I puked like twice.  They were really intense shrooms my friend the mycologist grew tho so word.  plus we ate some at the beginning and then ate more like an hour in.  big mistake.  
3.)  The woods, The Beach, Your house with a friend or two.  Any place that is comfortable and beautiful.  Good music is a must to help set the right mood.  Good music like the talking heads has pulled me out of a bad trip before.
4.)  I was up north at my cabin with 3 of my best friends.  we were outside, Bjork's "All Is Full Of Love" song was playing (the video version).  The stars started falling like fireworks and the sky turned into an almost time lapse type visual experience.  I turned to my friend and said "if there is a reason for living, it's this.." and then we paused for a second and laughed hysterically.
5.)  It's like being really confused, really really confused sometimes.  the beginning of the trip is like being underwater and then once you pass the threshold you burst into the experience.  the experience itself is generally euphoric and amazing.  like a waking dream.  sometimes you feel literally insane.  

I could go on more but I'm at work and don't want to get fired.

Thanks Sticky. Good stuff! I have done them before but really just wanted to see your response. You do know your shit! The last time I did them I only did a half an 8th and I had a good time but it wasn't too crazy. Just felt warm and fuzzy all over. Not too much visuals though. You prob need to do a full 1/8 to get the full effects?? It would prob be fun to do them on July 4th!!!  :D  I am headed to the beach for the weekend!

Dosage all depends on the strength/type of the shrooms.  I'm talking dried mushrooms also I should point out.  From the things I've read and experience, 5-7grams can get a little too intense.  Complete ego loss, etc.  More of that mystical experienced, tho sometimes extremely scary.  Once my friend was walking around ann arbor and then everybody turned into zombies.  He said people were walking up to their windows in their different apartments all looking down at him.  Once he got back to his place he said "so this is it isn't it?" he thought he was dead and his apartment was purgatory.  He started eating his mail and took a shower with his clothes on.  Hilarious to me, scary as fuck to him.  

Quotedefinitely gotta get out in nature with plenty of tunes. stars are amazing, even moreso on L.

acid freaks me out.  most synthetics do.  all this psychedelic talk is making me want to trip the f out.  

Sticky,

 Do you plan to attend the The First International Cannabis Convention in Pontiac?

http://www.detnews.com/article/20100728/METRO02/7280344/Pontiac-cops-leery-of-Silverdome-pot-convention

Regards,

flyguy

QuoteSticky,

 Do you plan to attend the The First International Cannabis Convention in Pontiac?

http://www.detnews.com/article/20100728/METRO02/7280344/Pontiac-cops-leery-of-Silverdome-pot-convention

Regards,

flyguy

hmm I should, the silverdome is like 10-15minutes from my house.  It's pretty hilarious that guy is mowing the parking lot.  It sounds too sketchy to me.  There was a dispensary a few blocks away from the Silverdome (on Saginaw St.) that just got a citation from the police and had to move from Pontiac to Waterford.  Westland just banned store front dispensaries.  The law was passed over a year ago I think and cops still do not have any idea how to interpret it or enforce it.  

The phone call to police would be hilarious if you were a pot shop and got robbed.  "umm. hello? police? somebody stole all my weed".  Then they have to write up a report about it.  hahaha I bet it pisses them off so much.  LEGALIZE IT, but fuck getting together with pot activists that shit is like shooting fish in a barrel for police.   fuck the police.

Pontiac is on the map now, here we call it Yactown!

QuotePontiac is on the map now, here we call it Yactown!

we just call it "The Yac".  haha

"Where do you have to go to get that herb?"

"Some place way out in the fucking yac..."

"be safe dude".

someone call my name?

:-?

Dear Sticky,

I love the ocean but I'm completely terrified of sharks. When I do manage to force myself into the water, I initially enjoy it but then a sense of overwhelming paranoia sets in. I guess I'm just not a fan of being eaten. I enjoy my position on top of the food chain & don't want to put that at risk. Anything I can do to overcome this fear?

QuoteDear Sticky,

I love the ocean but I'm completely terrified of sharks. When I do manage to force myself into the water, I initially enjoy it but then a sense of overwhelming paranoia sets in. I guess I'm just not a fan of being eaten. I enjoy my position on top of the food chain & don't want to put that at risk. Anything I can do to overcome this fear?

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I like the diving suit idea but i'm not sure how practical it would be. Don't get me wrong, that is definitely full body protection. But it would probably impede my ability to surf / bodyboard. Plus it's scary in a Bioshock kinda way. It would also probably frighten away dolphins, whom I hope to one day befriend (since appaarently they have the most fun of all animals).

I do appreciate the effort, flyguy! I guess I'll wait on Stcky's sage like advice to figure this conundrum out :)

QuoteDear Sticky,

I love the ocean but I'm completely terrified of sharks. When I do manage to force myself into the water, I initially enjoy it but then a sense of overwhelming paranoia sets in. I guess I'm just not a fan of being eaten. I enjoy my position on top of the food chain & don't want to put that at risk. Anything I can do to overcome this fear?

first you need to be aware of your habitat.  If there are seals on the beach you probably shouldn't go swimming, there may be Great Whites just below the surface.  

Otherwise you must become one with the water.  avoiding splashes.  wade out into the water gently, take a spear gun if need be.  There's not much you can do when it comes down to it, Sharks love to bite people who boogie board.

So.....basically I'm F'd :-[

Oh well, maybe I could pay a dolphin to be my personal aquatic bodyguard. Worth a shot I guess.

QuoteSo.....basically I'm F'd :-[

Oh well, maybe I could pay a dolphin to be my personal aquatic bodyguard. Worth a shot I guess.

not you're not f'd at all.  you just have to watch out for bull sharks because they burying themselves in the sand and attack the fuck out of you if you walk by them.  Did you know they can survive in fresh water?  Lake Sharks is what I'm talking about.  Shit will fuck you up.

when I fight sharks I usually punch them in their face right on their nose.  it stuns them and gives me time to ride their fin to ride around on.  See once you make the bond with the shark fin, that shark is yours forever.  He will only let you ride him.  

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when I fight sharks I usually punch them in their face right on their nose.  it stuns them and gives me time to ride their fin to ride around on.  See once you make the bond with the shark fin, that shark is yours forever.  He will only let you ride him.  

that should go in the Sticky archives.  ;D

StickyRice has some big shoes to fill...

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QuoteDid you know they can survive in fresh water?  Lake Sharks is what I'm talking about.  Shit will fuck you up.

YES!!!! This is exactly what put the fear into me. I foolishly read Twelve Days of Terror when I was roughly 18. These are the true events which inspired Jaws. I used to surf in Long Beach Island, NJ. Most of the attacks took place on or around LBI :o

Quotewhen I fight sharks I usually punch them in their face right on their nose.  it stuns them and gives me time to ride their fin to ride around on.  See once you make the bond with the shark fin, that shark is yours forever.  He will only let you ride him.

Huh, shark wrangling! Never thought of that. The thought of having my very own shark-submarine sounds pretty awesome 8-)

P.S. well done flyguy! That's fucking epic!!

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when I fight sharks I usually punch them in their face right on their nose.  it stuns them and gives me time to ride their fin to ride around on.  See once you make the bond with the shark fin, that shark is yours forever.  He will only let you ride him.  

Youve watched Deep Blue Sea and Avatar blazed way too many times

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QuoteSo.....basically I'm F'd :-[

Oh well, maybe I could pay a dolphin to be my personal aquatic bodyguard. Worth a shot I guess.

not you're not f'd at all.  you just have to watch out for bull sharks because they burying themselves in the sand and attack the fuck out of you if you walk by them.  Did you know they can survive in fresh water?  Lake Sharks is what I'm talking about.  Shit will fuck you up.

when I fight sharks I usually punch them in their face right on their nose.  it stuns them and gives me time to ride their fin to ride around on.  See once you make the bond with the shark fin, that shark is yours forever.  He will only let you ride him.  

AVATAR

From a calendar/birthday request:

Is it "Jesus' Birthday" or "Jesus's Birthday"?

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