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Title: jim's banter
Post by: lasvegas on Jan 28, 2009, 05:12 PM
it's one of the things i most appreciate about jj.

his continual banter during shows. i don't know where he comes up with the stuff, but it really makes the shows for me.

from things like "happpy new year, go make a lotta love".

to something like "let it fucking rain. it feels so good. it's washing our souls" at bonnaroo.

keep speaking to me jim, i'm listening.  :o
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Love Dogg on Jan 28, 2009, 06:18 PM
Yeah, I wish one of these fine audiophiles on here would make a compilation of Jim's banters.  Odd request, I know but...
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: goose on Jan 28, 2009, 06:19 PM
I wonder how many Obama shout outs he made at shows this year?
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Love Dogg on Jan 28, 2009, 06:22 PM
QuoteI wonder how many Obama shout outs he made at shows this year?

Depends on how many times he played Look At You.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: st. john on Jan 29, 2009, 01:16 AM
brill brill idea. if mmj don't do it maybe someone on here can. please include the bit on the xmas broadcast where he has to stop mid stream to take off his shoes.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: at dawn on Jan 29, 2009, 08:37 AM
or him throwing christmas presents...

"this was supposed to be a peaceful christmas"
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Kory on Jan 29, 2009, 01:46 PM

QuoteYeah, I wish one of these fine audiophiles on here would make a compilation of Jim's banters.  Odd request, I know but...

You know i have everything recorded (that has been made public) archived as well as converted to mp3s for ease of use... 28 gigs or so of mp3s. That'll hook you up for your quest of banter... most of it is labeled as banter as tapers split it out. Maybe I'll give it a go and see what happens.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Kory on Jan 29, 2009, 01:47 PM
I think it should only be made available via a cassette we trade around though... i gotta find a tape deck!
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: goose on Jan 29, 2009, 02:11 PM
Quote
QuoteYeah, I wish one of these fine audiophiles on here would make a compilation of Jim's banters.  Odd request, I know but...

You know i have everything recorded (that has been made public) archived as well as converted to mp3s for ease of use... 28 gigs or so of mp3s. That'll hook you up for your quest of banter... most of it is labeled as banter as tapers split it out. Maybe I'll give it a go and see what happens.

Don't forget the ones from the Bunbury theater show.  I thought it was pretty funny.  
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Love Dogg on Jan 29, 2009, 02:42 PM
QuoteI think it should only be made available via a cassette we trade around though... i gotta find a tape deck!

I'm down with that idea.  Check pawn shops and quality thrift stores.  Sometimes you'll get lucky with Goodwill, but unlikely.

Do it!  Do it!
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Janet on Jan 30, 2009, 09:51 PM
JJ's banter is pretty darned entertaining.

One thing though -  I've been to about 10 MMJ shows and I never noticed it until (shout out to) my husband loaded about 50 live shows into my ipod - but Jim pretty enthusiastically drops the F bomb in (so far) every show I've listened to so far.

Not that I particularly care except that now I keep my office door closed while rocking out to MMJ at work.   That's propbably for the best anyway.   ;)
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: xmascriminal on Jan 30, 2009, 11:19 PM
QuoteJJ's banter is pretty darned entertaining.

One thing though -  I've been to about 10 MMJ shows and I never noticed it until (shout out to) my husband loaded about 50 live shows into my ipod - but Jim pretty enthusiastically drops the F bomb in (so far) every show I've listened to so far.

I've never heard him swear. But I've only been to two full shows and listened to less than fifteen on Archive.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Dudley on Jan 31, 2009, 08:41 AM
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QuoteJJ's banter is pretty darned entertaining.

One thing though -  I've been to about 10 MMJ shows and I never noticed it until (shout out to) my husband loaded about 50 live shows into my ipod - but Jim pretty enthusiastically drops the F bomb in (so far) every show I've listened to so far.

I've never heard him swear. But I've only been to two full shows and listened to less than fifteen on Archive.

OOO yes.. Jim like his F bombs... Always says them in a comical way tho.. In Cleveland he said " This is a hometown show for us... one fifth of the band is from MUFUCKING Cleveland.." Good memories.. I've been asking for a while now for a collection of his banters.. As I don't have the time and patience that ya'll mighty fine people do...
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Boona on Feb 02, 2009, 09:56 PM
Quotebrill brill idea. if mmj don't do it maybe someone on here can. please include the bit on the xmas broadcast where he has to stop mid stream to take off his shoes.

That is one of my favorites.  Then he just picks up where he left off, minus shoes.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: slimsloslider on Feb 03, 2009, 05:35 PM
i love the banter mix idea. robert pollard of guided by voices (who is responsible for some of the finest banter i've ever witnessed) has a collection called "relaxation of the asshole." my favorite jim banter is from a show he and carl did in san francisco. jim talks about a building/structure he saw while walking around the city which he thinks was built for the worlds fair. he goes on to say he'd like to bring the worlds fair back, but nobody cares anymore b/c everyone's busy watching tv...which was introduced at the world's fair, so i guess the world's fair people shot themselves in the foot
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Love Dogg on Feb 03, 2009, 11:25 PM
Quotejim talks about a building/structure he saw while walking around the city which he thinks was built for the worlds fair. he goes on to say he'd like to bring the worlds fair back, but nobody cares anymore b/c everyone's busy watching tv...which was introduced at the world's fair, so i guess the world's fair people shot themselves in the foot

That is perfect!
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Feb 04, 2009, 02:02 AM
It wasn't the Sunsphere, was it?

8-)
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: the sun and moon on Feb 04, 2009, 03:49 AM
One of my favs was him clipping his fingernails into the river.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Wardog on Feb 07, 2009, 09:37 PM
I loved in Dallas, in 2006, he talked and said, "we took a trip to the...uh..magic...Millenium bubble, or whatever the fuck that thing is..we were up inside...it's a huge fucking ball that sits on your city...I want to tell you something...to make the Reeunion Tower better...this is real serious...I want to get serious with you here for a second. I think that you should put a Cafe' Brazil on top, cause the restraunt there fucking sucks." Then later in the show he goes back to it and  how he had a fantasy while he was out in town...and then he said, "Well you all are art of my rock n' roll fantasy" and everyone cheered.  Then he said, " Had this fantasy that...at the Millenium Ball, or whatever the fuck it's called...universal...(someone shouts out) Reunion tower...there on top of your Reunion Tower would make a good place to record an action-adventure sequence for Die hard 4 or something...where they're climbing all over the outside of it...the ball...and a helicopter comes...picks someone off the top..." Then he goes into "Tonight I want to Cellebrate with You"...after that he talks about another building being like a green tron building.  

It cracked me up how random it was.

(http://www.guitarzan.org/texas/nightreunion.jpg)
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Ruckus on Feb 07, 2009, 10:43 PM
Posted in the Tokyo taping thread but his intro Pre-Librarian was priceless!  Ahh the intimacy of small venues
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: MickeyReds on Feb 08, 2009, 12:42 AM
The white trash can with the rainbow splatter paint!!! Anyone......?
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: PJRock75 on Feb 08, 2009, 09:52 AM
"I eat my pees with honey, I've done it all my life.  It makes them taste real funny...but it keeps them on the knife."
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: ycartrob on Feb 08, 2009, 11:26 AM
QuoteIt wasn't the Sunsphere, was it?

8-)

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/ycartrob/IMGP3029.jpg)
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: AlwxanderD10 on Feb 08, 2009, 02:32 PM
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QuoteIt wasn't the Sunsphere, was it?

8-)
I think I need to explode now...

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/ycartrob/IMGP3029.jpg)
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Feb 09, 2009, 02:35 AM
Tracy, there are so many reasons why I love LA.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: meggha on Feb 11, 2009, 09:07 PM
i love his banter, and it's not just the content. just the sound of his voice, whether he sings or speaks, is so damn soothing!!! how the fuck does he do it? keeping us all starry-eyed.
::)
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: st. john on Feb 13, 2009, 10:51 PM
what
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: JohnQDriveway on Feb 17, 2009, 07:35 PM
The first thing I remember him saying at the Louisville show had something to do with thanking the cosmos for such a wonderful night.  He's a goofball, and that's what I like about him. He also said something about "ghostly" versions of ourselves hanging out in places we had been as kids.  At first I thought it was kind of goofy, but the more I thought about, it's a cool idea. I dig the idea of the spirit of me when I was kid running around my old neighborhood.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: searchinbig on Feb 18, 2009, 09:10 AM
Funny at the Rialto show,9-24-08, Jim says "Man this fuckin' stage is boobytrapped, I almost broke my fuckin' leg"

A few weeks later he fell of the stage. Prophetic, maybe.

Seriously, his banter is amusing. I thought of making a cd or something with just clips of his banter.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Love Dogg on Feb 18, 2009, 02:20 PM
QuoteFunny at the Rialto show,9-24-08, Jim says "Man this fuckin' stage is boobytrapped, I almost broke my fuckin' leg"

A few weeks later he fell of the stage. Prophetic, maybe.

Seriously, his banter is amusing. [highlight]I thought of making a cd or something with just clips of his banter[/highlight].

That's what I was hoping someone would say.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: wharf rat on Feb 18, 2009, 04:30 PM
He is definitely amusing.  At the Columbus show this year, he said something like "Columbus, it's great to be here in Columbus, on this glorious Columbus day."  He was a week off, the show was 10/6, and Columbus day was 10/13.  My wife and I didn't even think twice about it until on the way home, we were talking and she said "it's not Columbus day today, is it?"  
He had some other good banter, but that's all I remember.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Janet on Feb 18, 2009, 10:23 PM
QuoteFunny at the Rialto show,9-24-08, Jim says "Man this fuckin' stage is boobytrapped, I almost broke my fuckin' leg"

A few weeks later he fell of the stage. Prophetic, maybe.

Seriously, his banter is amusing. I thought of making a cd or something with just clips of his banter.



He said that right after he almost majorly biffed it tripping over cords at the front of the stage...  
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: meggha on Feb 19, 2009, 08:32 PM
Quotewhat

what?
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: lasvegas on Apr 22, 2009, 10:37 PM
2003-09-26 Headliners, Louisville, KY

first night at headliners at the end of a ridiculous 'run thru'.

"one of the best moments of my fucking life to be here with you guys right now."

pretty badass.

he then goes on to talk about shannon from blind melon od'ing and everyone knowing someone who has passed.

vintage jim banter.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Leontheslut on Apr 22, 2009, 10:45 PM
Quotei love the banter mix idea. robert pollard of guided by voices (who is responsible for some of the finest banter i've ever witnessed) has a collection called "relaxation of the asshole." my favorite jim banter is from a show he and carl did in san francisco. jim talks about a building/structure he saw while walking around the city which he thinks was built for the worlds fair. he goes on to say he'd like to bring the worlds fair back, but nobody cares anymore b/c everyone's busy watching tv...which was introduced at the world's fair, so i guess the world's fair people shot themselves in the foot
I agree about the Pollard banter. That drunk fool is funny as fuck!
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: jaye on Apr 26, 2009, 02:00 PM

I think my favorite jj line might be "everybody loves pointillism!"  :)


Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: MikeR1390 on May 03, 2009, 01:50 AM
I've got to say my favorite was the earxtacy show when he was recalling a deja vu moment and the way he explained his cereal experience.
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Love Dogg on Jun 12, 2009, 11:10 AM
QuoteI've got to say my favorite was the earxtacy show when he was recalling a deja vu moment and the way he explained his cereal experience.

That sounds so familiar, but I can't recall right now what he said...
Title: Re: jim's banter
Post by: Erik26 on Jun 12, 2009, 07:46 PM
At Pemberton Festival last year Jim rambled about our beautiful hemisphere whilst waving around a cedar branch in his magic cape!
He was out there for that show, he failed miserable at a knee slide and fell on his face.