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Title: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Tracy 2112 on May 16, 2011, 10:02 PM
Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember And Make Note Of What We Do There   :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105160028 (http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105160028)

Who's in?

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb6wtYyJT1qznrpwo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 16, 2011, 10:24 PM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on May 16, 2011, 10:02 PM
Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember And Make Note Of What We Do There   :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105160028 (http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105160028)

Who's in?

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb6wtYyJT1qznrpwo1_500.jpg)

Can't, I'm doing that other extremist christian thing that's going on right now and preparing for the end of days on May 21st.  it's only a few short days away and I still have so much living to do.  Where is Glenn going after he's done at fox? 
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Tracy 2112 on May 16, 2011, 10:38 PM
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 16, 2011, 10:24 PM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on May 16, 2011, 10:02 PM
Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember And Make Note Of What We Do There   :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105160028 (http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105160028)

Who's in?

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb6wtYyJT1qznrpwo1_500.jpg)

Can't, I'm doing that other extremist christian thing that's going on right now and preparing for the end of days on May 21st.  it's only a few short days away and I still have so much living to do.  Where is Glenn going after he's done at fox?

Come on stick; look, I know we have had our spats in the past, but this is a way we can mend all that and let bygones be bygones. Can you imagine how 3 weeks in my 96 Honda Civic, driving to fucking Israel will unite us into an unbreakable brotherhood? And I got just under 3 weeks of RUSH to listen to (unrepeated!) on the old i-pod so were are fuking  G O L D E N in the music department.

Come on man, what da ya say?
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: sweatboard on May 16, 2011, 10:49 PM
SHOTGUN!!!!!

I've got the entire 2003 Pearl Jam tour on bootleg.  That should get us through another good portion.

Tracy, this is the greatest idea for a documentary you've had since the tattoo removal shop.

Now all we need is an aspiring cameraman, and a starbucks sponsorship.   
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 17, 2011, 12:04 AM
Israel is lame man, let's got to Italy or something first.  tons of hot vag.  we could storm the Vatican.   then hit the rally last.  maybe we should hold a crusade across Europe until we reach the motherland?  Stop off at Iran and put down some holocaust deniers, what do you think?   As long as God notices I'm down.
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: sweatboard on May 17, 2011, 01:56 AM
"RECOGNIZE, GOD!!!!!!"


*title of doc. 
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: sweatboard on May 17, 2011, 01:59 AM
p.s.

Is there really tons of hot "vag" in Italy?

Also, how do you know that?
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Tracy 2112 on May 17, 2011, 02:09 AM
Quote from: sweatboard on May 17, 2011, 01:59 AM
p.s.

Is there really tons of hot "vag" in Italy?

Also, how do you know that?

he Googled hot Italian vag:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_049O4YhYX1w/StI06YWZW0I/AAAAAAAABDw/4q4l4PtWKyk/s400/Friendly+Old+Italian+Laides+By+Supermuch)
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: sweatboard on May 17, 2011, 02:55 AM
nice!!
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: sweatboard on May 17, 2011, 03:03 AM
hey, do you guys like cheetos??
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: MarkW on May 17, 2011, 08:28 AM
I've never heard of or seen Beck.  A quick Google assures me he's a f*cking nutter.  The world really needs a Mormon-led pilgrimage to Jerusalem right now...
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Ruckus on May 17, 2011, 08:47 AM
Quote from: MarkW on May 17, 2011, 08:28 AM
I've never heard of or seen Beck.  A quick Google assures me he's a f*cking nutter.  The world really needs a Mormon-led pilgrimage to Jerusalem right now...

It saddens me that you are now aware of the existence of Glenn Beck.  Discovering Glenn Beck is like learning that Santa Claus isn't real.  He has quite the following over here though he's seems to have become more fringe, extreme these days.
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 17, 2011, 07:00 PM
Quote from: sweatboard on May 17, 2011, 01:59 AM
p.s.

Is there really tons of hot "vag" in Italy?

Also, how do you know that?

myspace, duh.
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: mjk73 on May 17, 2011, 08:16 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on May 17, 2011, 08:47 AM
Quote from: MarkW on May 17, 2011, 08:28 AM
I've never heard of or seen Beck.  A quick Google assures me he's a f*cking nutter.  The world really needs a Mormon-led pilgrimage to Jerusalem right now...

It saddens me that you are now aware of the existence of Glenn Beck.  Discovering Glenn Beck is like learning that Santa Claus isn't real.  He has quite the following over here though he's seems to have become more fringe, extreme these days.
Let him try to lead a pilgrimage through Jerusalem. Maybe someone will shoot him and rid this world of his hateful pestilence
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: el_chode on May 17, 2011, 09:02 PM
Someone at the gym had one of Beck's books, it was heavily illustrated and very glossy. Literary genius, I assume.
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 18, 2011, 08:44 PM
Glenn Beck Show (March 30, 2011): God Is Not Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt0jtCi_IbA#ws)

mind = blown. 
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: pawpaw on May 19, 2011, 09:23 AM
I actually passed this billboard twice this week already. I'm getting a little nervous, because the bible guarantees it...

(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/familyradio-may21-billboard.jpg)
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: iLikeBeer on May 19, 2011, 09:52 AM
Quote from: Ruckus on May 17, 2011, 08:47 AM
Discovering Glenn Beck is like learning that Santa Claus isn't real. 

What do you mean learning Santa's not real?   :o

:D   ;)

BTW, is this psycho still on FOXNews?  As if that crap ass network needed any help in giving people reason to question their validity?!
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: iLikeBeer on May 19, 2011, 09:54 AM
Quote from: bbill on May 19, 2011, 09:23 AM
I actually passed this billboard twice this week already. I'm getting a little nervous, because the bible guarantees it...(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/familyradio-may21-billboard.jpg)

I seem to have missed that part in the Bible where the actual date is given as to when the rapture is coming?!   ;D
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Crispy on May 19, 2011, 10:08 AM
Apparently the date's in there!

(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2011/db110519.gif)

Who's up for some post-rapture looting?
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 19, 2011, 11:09 AM
Quote from: bbill on May 19, 2011, 09:23 AM
I actually passed this billboard twice this week already. I'm getting a little nervous, because the bible guarantees it...

(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/familyradio-may21-billboard.jpg)

there is a billboard on my way to work that says some similar stuff.  absolutely hilarious stuff.  I'm waiting for 666 to slowly appear on my head.  uh oh, after I said that my head got really itchy...
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 19, 2011, 11:12 AM
Quote from: iLikeBeer on May 19, 2011, 09:54 AM
Quote from: bbill on May 19, 2011, 09:23 AM
I actually passed this billboard twice this week already. I'm getting a little nervous, because the bible guarantees it...(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/familyradio-may21-billboard.jpg)

I seem to have missed that part in the Bible where the actual date is given as to when the rapture is coming?!   ;D

I'm pumped as fuck for the rapture.  The same guy said the world would end in 1994? who cares, lets party!!  this is a great filling until 2012.
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Crispy on May 19, 2011, 11:18 AM
I can see why this rapture business is so popular -- it's a total WIN/WIN for both sides. The righteous get to go fly up to be with their sky-magician and get away from the corrupting influences of us damned sonsabitches, while we get to be rid their annoying asses AND we can have apocalyptic televised gladiator battles over all of the left-behind stuff!
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 19, 2011, 11:20 AM
Quote from: Crispy on May 19, 2011, 10:08 AM
Who is up for some post-rapture looting?

I'm so fucking down.  it's going to be insane.  a bunch of hipsters are having a huge party in detroit this day, lets crash it and make it commercial as fuuuuck.  we should swing by abercombie and fitch first.  it will blow their minds. 

and iLikeBeer, everybody knows the date was deciphered thru mind blowing algorithms and mathematical equations.  it's legit as fuck dude.  do not doubt the rapture sinners!!
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 19, 2011, 11:22 AM
Quote from: Crispy on May 19, 2011, 11:18 AM
I can see why this rapture business is so popular -- it's a total WIN/WIN for both sides. The righteous get to go fly up to be with their sky-magician and get away from the corrupting influences of us damned sonsabitches, while we get to be rid their annoying asses AND we can have apocalyptic televised gladiator battles over all of the left-behind stuff!

devil fights!
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Taterbug on May 19, 2011, 12:02 PM
looks like I will be joining this party on sunday, They better clean up that hot tub before I get there, the dude on the right  looks like he pooped in the pool.


(http://www1.ci.uc.pt/artes/6spp/imagens/anonimo1_inferno-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Tracy 2112 on May 19, 2011, 12:55 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on May 19, 2011, 12:02 PM
looks like I will be joining this party on sunday, They better clean up that hot tub before I get there, the dude on the right  looks like he pooped in the pool.


(http://www1.ci.uc.pt/artes/6spp/imagens/anonimo1_inferno-1.jpg)

Well, should I listen to the Circuital leak? I mean, we ain't gonna be here on the 31st...  :-\
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: mjk73 on May 19, 2011, 01:01 PM
Count me in for the looting....and finally nailing some ginger tail. If I'm gonna be damned, fuck it all, I'm gonna be damned happy bitches.
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Crispy on May 19, 2011, 01:23 PM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on May 19, 2011, 12:55 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on May 19, 2011, 12:02 PM
looks like I will be joining this party on sunday, They better clean up that hot tub before I get there, the dude on the right  looks like he pooped in the pool.


Well, should I listen to the Circuital leak? I mean, we ain't gonna be here on the 31st...  :-\

Don't do it! We'll still be here on the 31st, this is just the Rapture part -- the End of the World doesn't happen until October or something. Ohh, that is unless you're among God's Elect who are going to be raptured...
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: mjk73 on May 19, 2011, 02:35 PM
Can't we just be raptured like this?

Blondie - Rapture HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM#ws)
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 21, 2011, 01:55 AM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on May 19, 2011, 12:55 PM

Well, should I listen to the Circuital leak? I mean, we ain't gonna be here on the 31st...  :-\

you better decide quick. the rapture starts at 8pm tonight.  or it might be 6pm. can't remember.  either way, better check that album out asap.  at least listen to victory dance and slow slow tune.  wet your whistle. 
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: iLikeBeer on May 21, 2011, 10:52 AM
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 21, 2011, 01:55 AM
you better decide quick. the rapture starts at 8pm tonight.  or it might be 6pm. can't remember.  either way, better check that album out asap.  at least listen to victory dance and slow slow tune.  wet your whistle. 

Is god on eastern time or pacific time or maybe he's on Greenwich Mean Time?!  This rapture business can be quite confusing???  :D
Title: Re: Possibly For The First Time In Man's History, God Will Remember...
Post by: Jaimoe on May 21, 2011, 02:20 PM
If Rapture is true, I don't want to be one of the lucky Chosen whisked to Heaven by The Almighty. The idea of hanging out with those lily-white Rapture-believing jerkoffs for eternity would be far more horrific than watching the last Sex in the City movie on a continuous loop in Hell with Satan.