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Title: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Jan 31, 2012, 12:23 PM
 :bath:

Soak on it.
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 31, 2012, 12:38 PM
I blame Obama.
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Jan 31, 2012, 12:47 PM
Calgon, take me away!

:bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Hawkeye on Jan 31, 2012, 02:54 PM
I see it as a very versatile emoticon:

"take a bath...relax."

"get soaked" or "enjoying a little bubbly" - get drunk

bath = clean living

take a bath (on something)
Sl. to accumulate large losses on a business transaction or an investment. (Alludes to getting soaked, a slang expression meaning "being heavily charged for something.") Sally took a bath on that stock that she bought. Its price went down to nothing. I'm afraid that I will take a bath on any investment I make.

lots of strip clubs have showers/tubs...just sayin

the up and down motion is also very suggestive
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Fully on Jan 31, 2012, 02:55 PM
I want to  take a bubblebath with you.

You need a bath? :P
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Crispy on Jan 31, 2012, 05:12 PM
Finally a thread to answer one of the most perplexing questions of our time!


I think it's a statement of the duality of man: the irresistible and hidden urges of the animal within battling the desire to appear innocent in the eyes of one's peers. And who doesn't occasionally need a 32x32 pixel animation to succinctly express that idea?



Or maybe it's just a cute bubble bath man person.


:bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ericm on Jan 31, 2012, 05:43 PM
 :bath:

Me in Atlantic City last month?  ;)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Tracy 2112 on Jan 31, 2012, 06:39 PM
(http://healthyinfluence.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cialis-tubs.png)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ericm on Jan 31, 2012, 07:07 PM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 31, 2012, 06:39 PM
(http://healthyinfluence.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cialis-tubs.png)

Reminds me of the ed commercial. Whenever I see that, I can't help but think that maybe if they were in the SAME tub, there wouldn't be any need for an ed pill!
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Fully on Jan 31, 2012, 08:20 PM
Quote from: Crispy on Jan 31, 2012, 05:12 PM
Finally a thread to answer one of the most perplexing questions of our time!


I think it's a statement of the duality of man: the irresistible and hidden urges of the animal within battling the desire to appear innocent in the eyes of one's peers. And who doesn't occasionally need a 32x32 pixel animation to succinctly express that idea?



Or maybe it's just a cute bubble bath man person.


:bath:

It could be symbolic of rebirth as a baptismal scene. Much like in the movie Excalibur when Percivale is searching for the Holy Grail. He has to be washed of his impurities before he is worthy to retrieve the Grail. Perhaps this bath smiley face is a symbol that we who have been to many dusty concerts must wash away our transgressions the way we wash away the dust between our toes when we attend festivals. However, I tend to think that it views our festival attendance as a wasteland symbol (a teenage one at that) and suggests that once we experience the catharsis of a great show, we are born again when we dip into the soapy, cleansing water of the after festival bath. Whatever.
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: el_chode on Jan 31, 2012, 10:51 PM
Clearly the little person is masturbating as indicated by the bobbing and moving bubbles

So from now on, whenever anyone sees anyone use the tub, just know it means they rubbed one out to something.
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 31, 2012, 11:43 PM
Phish 1996-08-17 Brother @ Clifford Ball, with Ben and Jerry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dl__sW7WFw#)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Crispy on Feb 01, 2012, 09:13 AM
Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDp3Grz28mE#)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Fully on Feb 01, 2012, 09:22 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Feb 01, 2012, 09:13 AM
Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDp3Grz28mE#)
Crispy, in addition to your indepth analyzation that you've provided, now I can add the keyboard player's rump shakin' to the crush thread. Thank you, my friend; you're just too beautiful for words to describe. ::)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Crispy on Feb 01, 2012, 09:23 AM
Quote from: Fully on Feb 01, 2012, 09:22 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Feb 01, 2012, 09:13 AM
Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDp3Grz28mE#)
Crispy, in addition to your indepth analyzation that you've provided, now I can add the keyboard player's rump shakin' to the crush thread. Thank you, my friend; you're just too beautiful for words to describe. ::)
HAHA! Lotta booty shakin' in that Little Feat vid.  ;D
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Jon T. on Feb 01, 2012, 11:36 AM
Can we be entirely sure that Mr. Smiley isn't on the receiving end of a rusty trombone?   ???
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Feb 01, 2012, 01:03 PM
Alas, we cannot.  Thus the cipher of the Bathtub Man bobs along.

:bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Crispy on Feb 01, 2012, 01:12 PM
Quote from: ALady on Feb 01, 2012, 01:03 PM
Alas, we cannot.  Thus the cipher of the Bathtub Man bobs along.

:bath:


We may never know what delights lurk beneath the sudsy waves of Smiley Bathtub Person's bath. I do like Fully's hypothesis, especially the Excalibur reference (my favorite movie when I was 17). Only the worthies of Simple Machines could alleviate our suffering, or it may be that all such knowledge has been lost with the passing of YaBB...
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: bluesky on Feb 01, 2012, 01:36 PM
it would be really nice if someone was in the tub with him for washing those hard to reach places
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Fully on Feb 01, 2012, 01:38 PM
Quote from: Crispy on Feb 01, 2012, 01:12 PM
Quote from: ALady on Feb 01, 2012, 01:03 PM
Alas, we cannot.  Thus the cipher of the Bathtub Man bobs along.

:bath:


We may never know what delights lurk beneath the sudsy waves of Smiley Bathtub Person's bath. I do like Fully's hypothesis, especially the Excalibur reference (my favorite movie when I was 17). Only the worthies of Simple Machines could alleviate our suffering, or it may be that all such knowledge has been lost with the passing of YaBB...

"For it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin




"Ariel! Ookla! Ride! - Thundarr the Barbarian

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." - Conan the Barbarian (I have no reason for including these last two except that I used to watch all three of these over and over again at around the same age and they contain perhaps as much mercurial wisdom as the bathtub guy).
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Feb 01, 2012, 01:41 PM
Two large pearls and a bar of gold!

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2011/11/bored.to.death.111114.olympia.dukakis.jpg)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Fully on Feb 01, 2012, 01:44 PM
Quote from: ALady on Feb 01, 2012, 01:41 PM
Two large pearls and a bar of gold!

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2011/11/bored.to.death.111114.olympia.dukakis.jpg)

:bath: :bath: :bath: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Jon T. on Feb 01, 2012, 01:51 PM
Quote from: bluesky on Feb 01, 2012, 01:36 PM
it would be really nice if someone was in the tub with him for washing those hard to reach places

Well, rusty trombones don't just give themselves.  Trust me.   :bath:

I keed.  Feel like I'm wading into StickyIcky territory.
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: bluesky on Feb 01, 2012, 02:11 PM
Quote from: Fully on Feb 01, 2012, 01:44 PM
Quote from: ALady on Feb 01, 2012, 01:41 PM
Two large pearls and a bar of gold!

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2011/11/bored.to.death.111114.olympia.dukakis.jpg)

:bath: :bath: :bath: ;D ;D ;D

hahaha loved this scene. such a bummer HBO is not bringing it back. It takes place in my hood and the real Jonathan Ames lives just down the block from me...
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Feb 01, 2012, 02:26 PM
For real.   :'(  Loved that show.

There's got to be some kind of connection between Zach Galifianakis/the band/Bathtub Man.
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: sweatboard on Feb 02, 2012, 12:27 AM
he farts in the bathtub and then he dips down under the water to see if he can smell it under the water......right?   :bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Ruckus on Feb 03, 2012, 01:31 PM
Quote from: el_chode on Jan 31, 2012, 10:51 PM
Clearly the little person is masturbating as indicated by the bobbing and moving bubbles

So from now on, whenever anyone sees anyone use the tub, just know it means they rubbed one out to something.
:bath:
(http://[url=http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5Dhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5B/url%5D)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Crispy on Feb 03, 2012, 01:35 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Feb 03, 2012, 01:31 PM
Quote from: el_chode on Jan 31, 2012, 10:51 PM
Clearly the little person is masturbating as indicated by the bobbing and moving bubbles

So from now on, whenever anyone sees anyone use the tub, just know it means they rubbed one out to something.
:bath:
(http://[url=http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5Dhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5B/url%5D)

;D

Leading to another mystery...what did Ruckus just lay eyes on to have caused the rubbing out?

1: Rex Ryan
2. Something wrapped in bacon
3: Rex Ryan blowing Opeth while wearing a bacon hat
Title: Re: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Ruckus on Feb 03, 2012, 01:59 PM
Quote from: Crispy on Feb 03, 2012, 01:35 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Feb 03, 2012, 01:31 PM
Quote from: el_chode on Jan 31, 2012, 10:51 PM
Clearly the little person is masturbating as indicated by the bobbing and moving bubbles

So from now on, whenever anyone sees anyone use the tub, just know it means they rubbed one out to something.
:bath:
(http://[url=http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5Dhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5B/url%5D)

;D

Leading to another mystery...what did Ruckus just lay eyes on to have caused the rubbing out?

1: Rex Ryan
2. Something wrapped in bacon
3: Rex Ryan blowing Opeth while wearing a bacon hat
;D
I tried to post that pic Fully posted with the dude with socks on his hands.  The URL is still here but sadly no pic.  OPETH?  you mean OPHTHALMOLOGIST PLUS?
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Feb 03, 2012, 02:41 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Feb 03, 2012, 01:31 PM
Quote from: el_chode on Jan 31, 2012, 10:51 PM
Clearly the little person is masturbating as indicated by the bobbing and moving bubbles

So from now on, whenever anyone sees anyone use the tub, just know it means they rubbed one out to something.
:bath:
(http://[url=http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5Dhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5B/url%5D)

At work, Ruckus??   :o ??? ;) :thumbsup: :bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Crispy on Feb 03, 2012, 04:16 PM
Quote from: ALady on Feb 03, 2012, 02:41 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Feb 03, 2012, 01:31 PM
Quote from: el_chode on Jan 31, 2012, 10:51 PM
Clearly the little person is masturbating as indicated by the bobbing and moving bubbles

So from now on, whenever anyone sees anyone use the tub, just know it means they rubbed one out to something.
:bath:
(http://[url=http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5Dhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokt5VXws1robzdyo1_500.jpg%5B/url%5D)

At work, Ruckus??   :o ??? ;) :thumbsup: :bath:
Hey, who hasn't rubbed one out at work, huh?


(crickets)


:bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Feb 03, 2012, 04:46 PM
Not you too, Crispy??

I am scandalized! 






:bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: johnnYYac on Feb 03, 2012, 04:47 PM
(http://www.mojocomic.com/comics/2010-01-10-awkward-silences.jpg)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Crispy on Feb 03, 2012, 04:48 PM
Quote from: ALady on Feb 03, 2012, 04:46 PM
Not you too, Crispy??

I am scandalized! 






:bath:


I was just asking! You know, just taking a poll and whatnot.  ::)

Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: ALady on Feb 03, 2012, 07:02 PM
Enough about your pole, Crispy.   ;) :bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Fully on Feb 03, 2012, 09:22 PM
Crispy, Ruckus, and ALady - Get a room!


:bath: :bath: :bath: :bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: darkglow on Feb 05, 2012, 12:02 PM
 :bath: :bath: :bath: :bath:

:coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: blucas on Feb 18, 2012, 04:49 PM
flintstone canaries (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50OhUWVZwfs#)

Kinda disappointing that Barney is keeping both hands where we can see them  ::)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: sweatboard on Mar 22, 2012, 01:17 AM
Stand up Comedy



So.................................How's everyone doing tonight?

Yeah, so people told me I should read the bible,
right?

In all honesty, it's just not that good of a read.
I mean......it had potential.
The premise was good, (instruction manual on life etc.)

At first I was actually like......"SHIT!!!!",
"This might be the best book I've ever read"

Unfortunately, I soon found it to be profoundly nonspecific about the things I was really interested in.....

(Day 2 – THE SKY WAS CREATED)

And Really SUPER SPECIFIC about shit I could really care less about...

Jim begat
Adolph, begat
Madonna, begat
Kei$ha.

So inevitably I found my new interests...............

A house with a two car garage.
Some Kids without a Clue.

The subtle shift that constantly becomes better than you. 

I never know how obvious I should be....

Fuck It!


The Jokes Been Hard On Me.
But then again....

The Dream Still Moves,
and even if you Open Up Your Eyes.
It'a still ok....

If It's Still All Over You!!!


Haha, hahah, ha
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: sweatboard on Mar 22, 2012, 01:27 AM
 :bath:
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: Ruckus on Apr 04, 2012, 12:31 AM
(http://colaholicu.ro/wp-content/uploads/llama-in-bathtub.jpg)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Apr 05, 2012, 03:40 PM
Quote from: Crispy on Feb 01, 2012, 09:13 AM
Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDp3Grz28mE#)

Motherfuckin' Lowell George in his motherfuckin' prime aaahight?!?!

Personally I think the smiley gu is rubbing one out  ::)
Title: Re: What Does the Bathtub Mean?
Post by: capt. scotty on Apr 11, 2012, 03:17 PM
Its a very ambidexterous icon, thusly why it hinders on being my go-to icon

:bath: