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Title: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Tracy 2112 on Nov 30, 2012, 01:28 PM
Made more famouser by James Lipton of Inside Actor's Studio:


What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

What turns you off?

What is your favorite curse word?

What sound or noise do you love?

What sound or noise do you hate?

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Tracy 2112 on Nov 30, 2012, 01:32 PM
What is your favorite word?
subtle

What is your least favorite word?
'nuf

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
the high plains

What turns you off?
wearing a tie

What is your favorite curse word?
fuktard

What sound or noise do you love?
box fan on high

What sound or noise do you hate?
Ann Coulter's voice

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Chef

What profession would you not like to do?
Middle school teacher

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Sorry
Title: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 01:48 PM
What is your favorite word?
Obviate

What is your least favorite word?
nipple
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
knowing that this is all there is
What turns you off?
Fox News
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
What sound or noise do you love?
blowing air farts on my daughter's back
What sound or noise do you hate?
my dog scratching
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
cellist
What profession would you not like to do?
accountant
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
It's ok, none of those rules were real.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: zanjam on Nov 30, 2012, 02:02 PM
What is your favorite word?
Sprig

What is your least favorite word?
Never really thought about it.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Deep lyrics

What turns you off?
Staunch republicans

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

What sound or noise do you love?
My dog snoring

What sound or noise do you hate?
Lawrence Welk music

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Rock star.  Duh.

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything having to do with heights (window washer, bridge maintenance, etc.)

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Congratulations.  You got here anyway, without believing in me. 
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 02:02 PM
What is your favorite word?
Facetious

What is your least favorite word?
The "N" word

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music

What turns you off?
Stupidity

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

What sound or noise do you love?
Rain

What sound or noise do you hate?
Lip Smackin / eating with mouth open

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
U.S. Marshall

What profession would you not like to do?
Politician

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Put some pants on
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 02:08 PM
What is your favorite word?
I don't listen to much hip-hop.

What is your least favorite word?
I don't want to be the gym-class captain that doesn't pick the nerdy word. Words have feelings, too.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The Clapper

What turns you off?
The Clap

What is your favorite curse word?
Son of a Preacher Man

What sound or noise do you love?
Little kid laughter and farts. Preferably little kids laughing at farts.

What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of hot breath on my deaf ear...which is no sound,
but rather, stalagmites of sweltering insufflation.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I'd like to attempt being a temp.

What profession would you not like to do?
A tramp.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
No pants required.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 02:14 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 02:08 PM
What is your favorite word?
I don't listen to much hip-hop.

What is your least favorite word?
I don't want to be the gym-class captain that doesn't pick the nerdy word. Words have feelings, too.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The Clapper

What turns you off?
The Clap

What is your favorite curse word?
Son of a Preacher Man

What sound or noise do you love?
Little kid laughter and farts. Preferably little kids laughing at farts.

What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of hot breath on my deaf ear...which is no sound,
but rather, stalagmites of sweltering insufflation.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I'd like to attempt being a temp.

What profession would you not like to do?
A tramp.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
No pants required.
(http://craphound.com/images/img_5240.jpg)
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Tracy 2112 on Nov 30, 2012, 02:33 PM
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

Lloyd Dobler explains what he wants to do with his life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEgu7jdc_fs#)
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 03:21 PM
Eeeeew. Fully. Is that from Madam Tussaud's Dead Baby Collection?
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Ruckus on Nov 30, 2012, 03:38 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 02:08 PM
What is your favorite word?
I don't listen to much hip-hop.

What is your least favorite word?
I don't want to be the gym-class captain that doesn't pick the nerdy word. Words have feelings, too.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The Clapper

What turns you off?
The Clap

What is your favorite curse word?
Son of a Preacher Man

What sound or noise do you love?
Little kid laughter and farts. Preferably little kids laughing at farts.

What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of hot breath on my deaf ear...which is no sound,
but rather, stalagmites of sweltering insufflation.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I'd like to attempt being a temp.

What profession would you not like to do?
A tramp.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
No pants required.
:grin:
Title: Re: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Ruckus on Nov 30, 2012, 03:45 PM
What is your favorite word?
tepid

What is your least favorite word?
brah

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
smells

What turns you off?
seriousness

What is your favorite curse word?
avada kedavra

What sound or noise do you love?
pig snorts

What sound or noise do you hate?
sharpie on styrofoam

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Ramen shop chef/owner

What profession would you not like to do?
lawyer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Can you see me or hear me?
Title: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 03:21 PM
Eeeeew. Fully. Is that from Madam Tussaud's Dead Baby Collection?
Chocolate sculptures. I made them just for you.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 03:21 PM
Eeeeew. Fully. Is that from Madam Tussaud's Dead Baby Collection?
Chocolate sculptures. I made them just for you.

They creep me out.
Title: Re: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 03:56 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Nov 30, 2012, 03:45 PM


What sound or noise do you hate?
sharpie on styrofoam



That sound makes my balls tingle.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 04:01 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 03:21 PM
Eeeeew. Fully. Is that from Madam Tussaud's Dead Baby Collection?
Chocolate sculptures. I made them just for you.

They creep me out.

They taste pretty good. I had no idea that your balls could tingle. Learn something new errday.

Also, Ruckus - tepid is a great word!
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: LeanneP on Nov 30, 2012, 04:42 PM
What is your favorite word?
Plum

What is your least favorite word?
Highly (when used as a synonym of very, as in "highly pregnant")


What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Other people

What turns you off?
Negativity

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck and all it's derivatives, tho I'm trying to retrain myself, so I'm saying Sweet Mercy! a lot

What sound or noise do you love?
THe sound of my youngest son giggling and belly laughing

What sound or noise do you hate?
Boys making explosion, bullet, sword and lightsabre fight noises

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Midwife

What profession would you not like to do?
Tim Horton's server/cashier (think Dunkin' Donuts for you 'Mericans)

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Yeah, sorry, they were right. But, we've got a nice section laid out for all of you non-believers so you won't feel weird.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Tracy 2112 on Nov 30, 2012, 04:43 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 04:01 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 03:21 PM
Eeeeew. Fully. Is that from Madam Tussaud's Dead Baby Collection?
Chocolate sculptures. I made them just for you.

They creep me out.

They taste pretty good. I had no idea that your balls could tingle. Learn something new errday.

Of all the dudes here, we know about Taters' balls the most (and you can easily take the above post out of context  :happy:)
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 05:10 PM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Nov 30, 2012, 04:43 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 04:01 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 03:21 PM
Eeeeew. Fully. Is that from Madam Tussaud's Dead Baby Collection?
Chocolate sculptures. I made them just for you.

They creep me out.

They taste pretty good. I had no idea that your balls could tingle. Learn something new errday.

Of all the dudes here, we know about Taters' balls the most (and you can easily take the above post out of context  :happy:)

:grin:   Good times.  Fully is the best !!!  Your right Tracy, I think it's time to meet some new balls and share in the limelight.   They're feeling a little over worked, Maybe a spa treatment or a staycation is just what they need.  :bath:
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 05:58 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 05:10 PM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Nov 30, 2012, 04:43 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 04:01 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Nov 30, 2012, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Fully on Nov 30, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 03:21 PM
Eeeeew. Fully. Is that from Madam Tussaud's Dead Baby Collection?
Chocolate sculptures. I made them just for you.

They creep me out.

They taste pretty good. I had no idea that your balls could tingle. Learn something new errday.

Of all the dudes here, we know about Taters' balls the most (and you can easily take the above post out of context  :happy: )

:grin:   Good times.  Fully is the best !!!  Your right Tracy, I think it's time to meet some new balls and share in the limelight.   They're feeling a little over worked, Maybe a spa treatment or a staycation is just what they need.  :bath:

I found a spa treatment for your ballz, Tater.

(http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/341/066/341066039_295.jpg)

I don't know if they allow staycations or not. Tracy is correct, we do know an awful lot about your balls. Thanks for sharing. Sometimes I sit and wonder: I wonder how Tater's balls are today? And then I come on here and find out. And everything is then right in the world.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: MamaKel on Nov 30, 2012, 06:23 PM
I'm still wondering how we went from Fully's Creepy Chocolate Wax Dead Babies to Tater's Balls.  Oooooh. Maybe the Creepy Wax Babies CAME FROM Tater's Balls?  See how Circuital this is, you guys? It's like really heartwarming for the holidays.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: exist10z on Nov 30, 2012, 06:30 PM
Quote from: LeanneP on Nov 30, 2012, 04:42 PM


If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Yeah, sorry, they were right. But, we've got a nice section laid out for all of you non-believers so you won't feel weird.

Love this.  I was thinking of something snarky to say to 'god', like 'how about explaining all that misery buddy', or hoping it would explain itself, but this is perfect.
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: ItBeats4Jew on Nov 30, 2012, 06:32 PM
What is your favorite word?
Fez

What is your least favorite word?
agree w/ Taterbug, has to be the N-word

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music

What turns you off?
Closed minds

What is your favorite curse word?
Biatch

What sound or noise do you love?
My kids' voices (they're still cute...give it a few years)

What sound or noise do you hate?
Anything by LMFAO

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
GM of the NY Giants (although Jerry Reese is doing a damn fine job)

What profession would you not like to do?
Oil rig roughneck

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I knew you'd make it!
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: zanjam on Nov 30, 2012, 06:36 PM
Quote from: ItBeats4Jew on Nov 30, 2012, 06:32 PM
What is your favorite word?
Fez
LOL I forgot about how you love fez!  It's a goodie!
Title: Re: The Pivot Questionnaire
Post by: Crispy on Nov 30, 2012, 07:24 PM

What is your favorite word?
Corduroy

What is your least favorite word?
Pudenda (not what it represents, the word itself, it's stupid)

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Kindness (sorry, I sound like a Playboy Playmate)

What turns you off?
Meanness (ditto)

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck (fucking fuck, I love that word)

What sound or noise do you love?
Thunder

What sound or noise do you hate?
Smoke alarms

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional pilot

What profession would you not like to do?
Tech support

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome, you motherfucker, you!