Yupse,
As everyone as a member of this site knows, you have to give or fill in a user name. You never know who's behind a certain name, don't you (which is sometimes a good thing). And we have already some funny ones amongst us.... But anyway...
As I heard, sometimes the bandmembers are browsing their own website and leaving sometimes nice or mysterious messages on it.
This site contains already 1132 members, which is a lot I guess. The jacket are counted five (officials), so it's time to be honnest and to come forward: Who's the real Jim, patrick, tommy, carl, Bo, Danny, and Johnny here?
I bet ConnJohnway could help us out here ;)
QuoteI bet ConnJohnway could help us out here ;)
What? Who? That guy? He's none other than Gern Blanston, the reclusive MMJ Psychic who foresees all... 8)
I am the bear.
There is no Dana, only Zool.
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There is no Dana, only Zool.
A quote from my favourite movie! Ever! 8)
Yes, Dr., a classic. Always remember: Ray, wHen someone asks if you're a god, say YES!
You know, Tundra, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you ;)
Awesome, doc. Say what you will though, I've probably heard worse. I just hope you don't have me confused with a certain bi-valve that sometimes lurks in these waters.
Anyway, back to the thread: I hear TheMollusk is Johnny Quaid.
QuoteAwesome, doc. Say what you will though, I've probably heard worse. I just hope you don't have me confused with a certain bi-valve that sometimes lurks in these waters.
Anyway, back to the thread: I hear TheMollusk is Johnny Quaid.
Nope, Johnny doesn't have a mean bone in his body...even if the Mollusk is joking (which he isn't, IMHO) and he IS Johnny, it just doesn't make sense.
I hear that the Hotchicken is really their Rototiller salesman.
Back off man. I'm a scientist!
Now back to the thread...
QuoteI hear TheMollusk is Johnny Quaid.
Now
that would be cool ;D
Can't stop laughing at how choked the people who've been dissing him would feel if that turned out to be true.
I have to imagine that the Mollusk isn't really serious most of the time, otherwise he would be the shitiest person that God ever created, and surely the shitiest person God ever created wouldn't also like My Morning Jacket. Much less play guitar for them.
;D
QuoteI am the bear.
There is no Dana, only Zool.
I'm the ghost!
BOO!
QuoteI have to imagine that the Mollusk isn't really serious most of the time, otherwise he would be the shitiest person that God ever created, and surely the shitiest person God ever created wouldn't also like My Morning Jacket. Much less play guitar for them.
He's just Oscar the Grouch
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He's just Oscar the Grouch
Even Oscar the Grouch has good days. He's always harassing Big Bird, but loves him like the brother/sister he/she is.
What sex is Big Bird?
Anyhoo, you should see Sesame Street in Spanish or French. Oscar doesn't sound so pissed in French, he sounds like he's marginally annoyed...and in Spanish, he just talks faster than the other characters.
If the Mollusk is Oscar, then I'm Mr. Hooper. what character are you?
I would cry if Mollusk was one of the members of the band... :'(
I think I'm Ernie because I'm often to be found causing trouble and I sure as hell will never learn to play the saxaphone.
I've always considered Big Bird to be male, but have no evidence. I love the way Snuffy just calls him 'Bird'
THE COUNT!
Because I love to count.
QuoteTHE COUNT!
Because I love to count.
(http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/sesame5.jpg)
Count all of these characters! AH-AH-AH-AHHHHHHHHH!
I like animal myself, but we have derailed again here--we all must have short attention spans or something :D--is that a sign of drug abuse???
Animal is from the muppets. Lets not stray from which puppet show we were talking about.
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(http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/sesame5.jpg)
Count all of these characters! AH-AH-AH-AHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call those things with round noses and horns on their uh.......horns?
tooters! jim henson was ahead of the curve--he came out with these muppets way before they started serving shots in test tubes at bars
I eat muppets...did anyone ever watch "the state"?
Those puppets are called "Tooters"?
(pulls tongue out of cheek) awww I dunno, I wuz jus bein' a smartass ;)
QuoteI eat muppets...
WTF?
Is this a hobby?
You're a sick puppy.
Don't you notice, when once a thread is started, no one sticks to the subject... ;)
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WTF?
Is this a hobby?
You're a sick puppy.
Here's what you do...you open your window and yell outside something along the lines of "Gee, I wish I knew what letter came after H" or, "I really wish someone would teach me how to tie my shoes." Within seconds a muppet will show up and you club him in the head. I would stay away from the brighter colored ones...their meat is too tough.
I thought you were a kat killa...
QuoteI thought you were a kat killa...
Have you ever seen that show on comedy central called reno 911? Well a long time ago when mtv was still semi-decent the same people had a show called "the state". It was a saturday night live type show, but required a much stranger sense of humor.
So anyways, they do a skit similar to what i said above. I found it very hilarious. "Katkillad" comes from me misinterpreting lyrics of a certain song when I was in high school. I've never actually killed a cat...
BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WONT!!!!!
ahhh it is all crystal clear now grasshopper
Oh, I love the State!!! That show is great! ;D BTW I'm the ass that draws people in, as I have mastered reverse farting!
Oh my god. My brother can do that, or, at least, he used to be able to. Haven't asked him a while. But even further, he can BREATHE through his ass. Full inhaling and exhaling action.
Ahem.
I'm not a member of the band. (Is that still the right topic?)
I'm also not a muppet, although I've been called one before. I think Big Bird is a boy, but that's only because of his(her) voice. My favourite muppet is the little worm, and I'm not even sure if that was a muppet. Or were we talking about Sesame Street Characters? eff-it. I think the worm was called "inchy".
Slimey! the worm was slimey.
Ah, Ifish, I pity you: you opened this topic to finally get some real answers, and it turns out into...yeah, what the hell are you guys talking about anyway? ???
i hate to bust your bubble, but im nothing more than a 28 yr old factory worker from about 20 mins. from Toronto,Canada. im generally a repulsive person except for the fact that i am extremely good looking. the mollusk is the name of an album by Ween.
QuoteAh, Ifish, I pity you: you opened this topic to finally get some real answers, and it turns out into
Sorry O. Hope I didn't gross you out. It IS kind of funny. Or was...
Mollusk, gotcha.
Yeah O, I also can't follow this threat anymore.
But I didn't really expect real and honest answers in the first place. What's the use for a nick name then?
The truth is out there...
QuoteYeah O, I also can't follow this threat anymore.
But I didn't really expect real and honest answers in the first place. What's the use for a nick name then?
what is a 1fish?
is a sweatboard a fretboard coated with sweat?
does tundra mean you like the north pole or siberia?
does anyone know what a johnconaway is?
how's that for resetting a thread??? :D
Quotedoes anyone know what a johnconaway is?
(http://www.peru28.com/alfinaldeltunel/humor/bush/bush_bong.jpg)
not the bong, not bush, or even bush with the bong...but this is a johnconaway. early morning twisted thoughts, expressed daily on the 'net. thor, whiteball, gorton's fisherman. all johnconaway's.
(johnconaway is a patent pending, licensed and trademarked glob of burned out synapses, flat feet, gapped teeth, and nearly deaf ears) ;)
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gapped teeth;)
;)
hey they got a thing called an orthodontist for that stuff now ;)
ah, but the gap in my front teeth is one of my trademarks!
im certain it comes into good use somehow, none of which i want to know about
did you know that gapped teeth is a sign of verility?
hmmm... I'm detecting a pattern in my post's this morning...perhaps I shouldn't spend so much time alone. ;)
Lfish is derived from El Fish, a Belgian blues band who unfortunately split up.
As I am a bluesman myself, this name makes sense to me.
QuoteLfish is derived from El Fish, a Belgian blues band who unfortunately split up.
As I am a bluesman myself, this name makes sense to me.
well that makes for a nice tribute--I salute you!
hee, I thought it was because you were "elfish", as in a master archer. ;)
My name is just the initials from a longer name which is my cat's name. Ember Cat. 8)
Quotehee, I thought it was because you were "elfish", as in a master archer. ;)
So did I. I've always thought of you as an elfish kind of guy :)
sounds to me like more fantasies about Orlando Bloom :D
Okay okay,
I reveal my true identity and my true love.
(http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/archive/characters/newline-legolas&bow.jpg)
(http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/archive/characters/newline-arwen2.jpg)
Yes I finally succeeded in posting pics! Hallelujah!
Ehm, no you didn't! At least, I can't see them... :(
Oh, and El Fish split up? Too bad, 'cuz I saw them once or twice and they definitely rocked! Isn't their guitar player on the Moondog Jr. record as well? Or is that another famous Flamish blues guy?
QuoteLfish is derived from El Fish, a Belgian blues band who unfortunately split up.
As I am a bluesman myself, this name makes sense to me.
And all this time I thought it was a reference to DC hardcore group called Lungfish.
Hey o,
I'm not quite sure if Filip Casteels, El fish's guitarplayer, also played on Moondog Jr's album...
Concerning my posted pictures... I guess you have some problems, because I can see and enjoy them very clearly.