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My Morning Jacket => The Shows => Topic started by: el_chode on Sep 21, 2010, 01:10 PM

Title: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: el_chode on Sep 21, 2010, 01:10 PM
How many of you will be deflowering a MMJ Virgin during T5?

I've got my buddy coming on EU night with his girlfriend because they're really only exposed to the EU album.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: joey_rogo on Sep 21, 2010, 01:21 PM
I will be deflowering my friend on the ISM night. She will be coming back for more the next two nights as well.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: ericm on Sep 21, 2010, 01:29 PM
I'll be deflowering two Jacket virgins. One each for ISM, and Z. If the Z virgin bails, that ticket is going to a non-virgin fan from here.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: headhunter on Sep 21, 2010, 01:52 PM
I'm taking a different MMJ Virgin to each of the first 4 shows. Fortunately my wife who has seen MMJ with me in 4 different states is ok with this and will stay home to take care of the house, our son and the dog while I enjoy the fantasy week.

The 5th night is reserved for an esteemed MMJ Veteran.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: BH on Sep 21, 2010, 02:13 PM
Deflowering my sister in law on Thursday night.   Two other friends are going Thursday and Saturday as well but they were recently deflowered at Jazz Fest.  (It took a lot of pushing from me to get them to see MMJ and not Simon and Garfunkel.)  They thanked me afterward.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: ALady on Sep 21, 2010, 02:31 PM
^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Bigsky on Sep 21, 2010, 02:34 PM
I hope that the members who are aiding in the deflowering will give their "into the woods" talk to the virgins. This can be a very confusing time in their lives.

I wonder if we should set up an information booth after each night to give support to those who have lost their virginity. Their lives are about to be greatly altered...

I won't be doing any deflowering, but I know I'll feel violated at the end of that week...in a good way.

Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Penny Lane on Sep 21, 2010, 02:37 PM
Perverts! I love this thread.

However, I just can't be bothered with virgins during a week like this.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Penny Lane on Sep 21, 2010, 02:39 PM
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I won't be doing any deflowering, but I know I'll feel violated at the end of that week...in a good way.


X2, man. X2..
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: itrainmonkeys on Sep 21, 2010, 04:00 PM
I'm hoping to. A friend of mine really wants to go to Z but I'm having trouble securing an extra ticket. I'm going to ISM, Z, and EU and gave the CD's to my friend to see if any interested him. I didn't hear anything about them so I bought my tickets and then a week or so after tix sold out he said "i'd really like to see them play Z live".

He's never been into them and never seen them. I hope I can get him in for a deflowering.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: BH on Sep 21, 2010, 04:00 PM
Quote^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Penny Lane on Sep 21, 2010, 04:06 PM
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Quote^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!

Who dat? Who? Who?
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: vwxg14a on Sep 21, 2010, 04:37 PM
I plan on deflowering 7, 1 for each night and my daughter and her boyfriend on Z & EU.  

I have already deflowered 3 previously. So my masterplan is almost done.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: el_chode on Sep 21, 2010, 05:36 PM
I may also deflower a super-virgin. I'm talking a true immaculate mary here...someone who has never once even heard the band, only the band's name.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: BH on Sep 21, 2010, 05:55 PM
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Quote^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!

Who dat? Who? Who?

Just a couple friends of mine that Alady met at the PJ/BOH show in STL.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Penny Lane on Sep 21, 2010, 06:01 PM
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Quote^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!

Who dat? Who? Who?

Just a couple friends of mine that Alady met at the PJ/BOH show in STL.

well that was a really boring story.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: kydiddle on Sep 21, 2010, 08:15 PM
QuotePerverts! I love this thread.

However, I just can't be bothered with virgins during a week like this.

You make me laugh.  ;D
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Sep 21, 2010, 08:46 PM
I'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: el_chode on Sep 21, 2010, 08:53 PM
QuoteI'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Sep 21, 2010, 09:15 PM
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QuoteI'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.

no doubt, it's gonna get bloody.  some may not be able to walk for weeks.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: danz on Sep 22, 2010, 02:16 AM
So far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Haldon on Sep 22, 2010, 08:20 AM
I'll be taking my friend to AD to get deflowered
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: rmpotsy on Sep 22, 2010, 08:35 AM
QuoteSo far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!

if you think thats weird, i deflowered my brother at the '08 ville waterfront show.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Penny Lane on Sep 22, 2010, 08:47 AM
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QuoteI'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.

no doubt, it's gonna get bloody.  some may not be able to walk for weeks.

sticky, it's probly better you're not coming, i would have broken you down shotgun style and made it feel like your first time all over again.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Crispy on Sep 22, 2010, 09:37 AM
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QuoteSo far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!

if you think thats weird, i deflowered my brother at the '08 ville waterfront show.
If deflowering siblings on MMJ is wrong, I don't wanna be right! Alas, my own are lost causes, but I have done a few of my friends and coworkers in the past...
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: peafunk31 on Sep 22, 2010, 11:51 AM
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QuoteSo far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!

if you think thats weird, i deflowered my brother at the '08 ville waterfront show.
If deflowering siblings on MMJ is wrong, I don't wanna be right! Alas, my own are lost causes, but I have done a few of my friends and coworkers in the past...

I've deflowered 4 siblings so far (1 blood & 3 in-laws). The last sibling isn't quite putting up a fight, he's just not into music that heavily. I'm positive a live show would turn him on to the Jacket 8-)
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Sep 22, 2010, 12:06 PM
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QuoteI'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.

no doubt, it's gonna get bloody.  some may not be able to walk for weeks.

sticky, it's probly better you're not coming, i would have broken you down shotgun style and made it feel like your first time all over again.

haha oh penny.  shotgun style? haha.  my backdoor is closed!!

so.. I guess there is still a lock on my backdoor...?
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: ALady on Sep 22, 2010, 05:14 PM
QuotePerverts! I love this thread.

However, I just can't be bothered with virgins during a week like this.

Truly, this is an event for seasoned hoors like ourselves.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: manicfanatic on Sep 23, 2010, 12:30 PM
I'll be deflowering my sister (Christ, that sounds so wrong!!) and my brother in law for the Z show.
Title: Re: DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Sep 25, 2010, 02:24 PM
QuoteI'll be deflowering my sister (Christ, that sounds so wrong!!) and my brother in law for the Z show.

that sounds hot.  have a good time mang.