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Title: charlotte church?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jul 19, 2005, 07:17 AM
http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/musicvideos/1741/

wow, this will never get played on PBS... ;)
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: SMc55 on Jul 19, 2005, 10:21 AM
I feel quite sorry for her. She's done her growing up with the tabloid press following her every move. And because she sang like an angel they were looking out for her to do un-angel-like things. She can't have a drink or an argument without it being in the papers here. And there's been an exponential growth in trashy celebrity watching magazines. Very depressing.

Cool video though. Good for her.
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 19, 2005, 11:10 AM
this is sad.

Hey look i can rhyme
just give some time
and i'll give you a line
guess i'll be just fine

i can do that too, where's my backup band? Has she scrapped her talent for this garbage? Why?! Lindsay Lohan should NOT be a damn role model for good girls in this industry.

And what is that shirt?
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: Chills on Jul 19, 2005, 01:03 PM
I don't know this girl.
Is she an American celebrity?
She looks good, but the music... that's another story!
Title: http://www.sonyclassical.com/Re: charlotte church?
Post by: SMc55 on Jul 19, 2005, 01:20 PM
She's a British (Welsh, I think) teenage singer. She became famous in the UK at least as a child soprano.

(http://www.sonymusic.com/images/selection/100/so64356.gif)

As she grew older the press have dogged her every step. She's now making more 'pop' type music.

Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: Chills on Jul 19, 2005, 01:25 PM
Thanks for that information.
It must be hard being a child star, especially with the style of the British tabloids.
Yeah, I once read a copy of "The Sun"  :P
Must be awful having them around all the time.
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: SMc55 on Jul 19, 2005, 01:53 PM
QuoteYeah, I once read a copy of "The Sun"  :P

Once is enough Chills.  :P is dead right
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: jonjon on Jul 20, 2005, 07:27 AM
Wait a minute. Doesn't page 3 give the mag some credit?
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: jonjon on Jul 20, 2005, 07:34 AM
Quotethis is sad.

Hey look i can rhyme
just give some time
and i'll give you a line
guess i'll be just fine

i can do that too, where's my backup band? Has she scrapped her talent for this garbage? Why?! Lindsay Lohan should NOT be a damn role model for good girls in this industry.

And what is that shirt?

You're funny Eisey. Let me try....

I really like her hips
They move and make me flip
Looks like her pants may have dipped
Any lower would raise my...oh nevermind.

Never heard of her, but I like her hip movements.
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 20, 2005, 12:06 PM
Quote
I really like her hips
They move and make me flip
Looks like her pants may have dipped
Any lower would raise my...oh nevermind.

Yes! You rock Jon. 8)

I officially dub this topic: "You Can Rhyme Better than Charlotte Church"
Go ahead, come up with a four line stanza with every last line rhyming. We'll redo her song for her, because she apparently doesn't know how (probably conniving with Lindsay Lohan)

(and what is that shirt?!)
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: jonjon on Jul 20, 2005, 01:25 PM
Quote
Go ahead, come up with a four line stanza with every last line rhyming. We'll redo her song for her, because she apparently doesn't know how (probably conniving with Lindsay Lohan)

We hate that shirt
It's like it used to be an old wrap around skirt
Damn ugly thing makes my old eyes hurt
But it's prettier than her funny facial smirk

OK, I don't mean to hate so bad. Actually, her hips really do turn me on. Hey, Eis, are you going to put all this together and slap some nasty gheeta riffs to it?
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: EC on Jul 20, 2005, 01:30 PM
"I think I'm gonna need some therapy."
Yeah.   :-[

Man, is that girl even more than 15?  What the HELL?!
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: SMc55 on Jul 20, 2005, 01:42 PM
She's 19. Apparently she sang at George Bush's inauguration, having previously performed for Bill Clinton  :-/
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: EC on Jul 20, 2005, 01:45 PM
That girl is 19?!

Man, I am old.  I have no idea what age people are.

Thanks for setting me straight lady dith.  :)

p.s.  She sang at Bush's inauguration.  God.
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: jonjon on Jul 20, 2005, 02:05 PM
QuoteThat girl is 19?!

Oh geez, I'm a pervert. I mean a worse pervet than the pervert I already am. I figured she was in her 20s at least.
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: SMc55 on Jul 20, 2005, 02:48 PM
Many of the Sun's "page 3 girls" are younger than that :(
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: jonjon on Jul 20, 2005, 02:58 PM
Yeah, but 18 makes me feel like a really dirty old man. I at least feel better oogling after they have hit a decent age. Plus, the older I get, the more attractive a few age lines become. Of course, I ain't dead, but a mature woman is something to appreciate...kinda like a fine scotch and cigar can't be enjoyed by 18 year old kids.
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: SMc55 on Jul 20, 2005, 03:46 PM
I think you're right - and so does my partner, luckily for me  :)
Title: Re: charlotte church?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jul 22, 2005, 09:03 AM
ahem.  i'm confused about the wiggling, what does that have to do with being a crazy chick?