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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: HorkoLad on Aug 26, 2005, 07:38 AM

Title: Ham
Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 26, 2005, 07:38 AM
What kinds of ham do you like best?

I've always dug Tavern Ham, but...heh, there's alot of other options out there.
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Post by: waxy on Aug 26, 2005, 07:48 AM
Tavern is the classic choice.  I also like Virginia Baked ham and sometimes I like a pepper cracked ham.  
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Post by: Half on Aug 26, 2005, 07:59 AM
i enjoy a sweet pineapple glazed ham
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 26, 2005, 08:33 AM
I bet a lot of people don't really know the whole process that goes into creating a fine ham, friends.
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Post by: sweatboard on Aug 26, 2005, 09:33 AM
Wow, this is just like Red Mosquito, who's going to start the Hot Girls Thread?  I just bought a half pound of Tavern Ham and I only got three sandwiches out of it, does that sound right?
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Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Aug 26, 2005, 10:29 AM
there's this place in town called "Heavenly Baked Ham" that's a chain, I think.  Pretty expensive, but pretty fucking good as well.

There's also a place that makes spiral cut hams that I want to call Paul's, but I can't remember it right now.  I had one once at a party, it tasted like ham butter, it was so velvety soft.  Man, this is kind of a turn on.  Velvety, soft, buttery ham....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: primushead on Aug 26, 2005, 10:30 AM
Fuck ham!  It's all about the canadian bacon...oh wait.
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Post by: EC on Aug 26, 2005, 11:20 AM
I had some ham last week.  I don't know what kind it was, but it was a good kind.
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 26, 2005, 11:25 AM
QuoteI had some ham last week.  I don't know what kind it was, but it was a good kind.

I'm really interested in what you have to say, on so many levels, new friend.
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Post by: EC on Aug 26, 2005, 11:28 AM
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I'm really interested in what you have to say, on so many levels, new friend.

Thanks, HorkoLad.  I'm also finding your posting poetry extremely liberating and exemplary.  I've very much enjoyed reading about everyone's ham experiences, and I look forward to the other subjects that you'll create in order to stir discussion.  Fine, fine work.
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 26, 2005, 11:31 AM
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Thanks, HorkoLad.  I'm also finding your posting poetry extremely liberating and exemplary.  I've very much enjoyed reading about everyone's ham experiences, and I look forward to the other subjects that you'll create in order to stir discussion.  Fine, fine work.


If a pint isn't in order, perhaps a big boy backrub...is?
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: EC on Aug 26, 2005, 11:33 AM
QuoteIf a pint isn't in order, perhaps a big boy backrub...is?

Who says you can't have it all?
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 26, 2005, 11:35 AM
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Who says you can't have it all?

this is me, caulking my basement in between posts...

(http://webpages.charter.net/bms/Pictures3/images/Caulking%20as%20a%20new%20career%20for%20Mr.%20Flanagan.jpg)
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: Half on Aug 26, 2005, 11:38 AM
sometimes, ham can be quite salty
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Post by: EC on Aug 26, 2005, 11:38 AM
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this is me, caulking my basement in between posts...

(http://webpages.charter.net/bms/Pictures3/images/Caulking%20as%20a%20new%20career%20for%20Mr.%20Flanagan.jpg)
You must be very cold, having to wear a jacket like that.  You seem to look like you're having a good time, though.  I've heard that caulking can be a very soothing and relaxing experience.  I only hope it doesn't get you into trouble...
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Post by: whothrewthecake on Aug 26, 2005, 03:03 PM
ok, i just read some article about the BTK killer online and then i scrolled down quickly and saw that picture here, and i thought it was the BTK killer and i got scared. creepy story, but i had to share.
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Post by: EC on Aug 26, 2005, 03:25 PM
Quoteok, i just read some article about the BTK killer online and then i scrolled down quickly and saw that picture here, and i thought it was the BTK killer and i got scared. creepy story, but i had to share.
[size=10]what's the btk killer?[/size]
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 26, 2005, 03:32 PM
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[size=10]what's the btk killer?[/size]

get with the program, EC.
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Post by: EC on Aug 26, 2005, 03:45 PM
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get with the program, EC.
Yeah, I just did.  And I wish I didn't.
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Post by: PapaJoeBear on Aug 26, 2005, 05:47 PM
Not a Ham fan.
I do enjoy a nice Tofurkey roast from time to time.
MMMMMM Tofurkey
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Post by: dragonboy on Aug 26, 2005, 06:30 PM
I'd like to hear some love for Salami...
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 27, 2005, 07:34 AM
QuoteI'd like to hear some love for Salami...

this is neither the time, nor thread to talk up your crazy ideas of spicy meats, friend.
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Post by: primushead on Aug 27, 2005, 09:18 AM
Well...as far as salted cured meats go, it's all about the pastrami...mmmmmm, pastrami.
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Post by: sweatboard on Aug 27, 2005, 09:25 AM
QuoteI'd like to hear some love for Salami...

So you like Salami?  I used to work in the sausage delivery buisness.  Salami was my specialty.  
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: corey on Aug 27, 2005, 09:29 AM
Quotethis is neither the time, nor thread to talk up your crazy ideas of spicy meats, friend.

 ;D

So.... I was the kid that brought ham sandwiches to school everyday when I was a kid. Just ham and bread. No cheese, no mustard, no nothing. I don't think I started putting cheese on my sandwiches until I was in the 9th grade. I was a pretty picky eater when I was a wee lad, so ham and bread always worked just fine for me.
I still love the ham, but enjoy it with cheese and mustard nowadays.

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Post by: October on Aug 27, 2005, 10:00 AM
Quotethere's this place in town called "Heavenly Baked Ham" that's a chain, I think.  Pretty expensive, but pretty fucking good as well.

There's also a place that makes spiral cut hams that I want to call Paul's, but I can't remember it right now.  I had one once at a party, it tasted like ham butter, it was so velvety soft.  Man, this is kind of a turn on.  Velvety, soft, buttery ham....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my grandmother LOVES Heavenly Baked Ham, she brings it to every family function. it's goood.
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Post by: dragonboy on Aug 27, 2005, 07:39 PM
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this is neither the time, nor thread to talk up your crazy ideas of spicy meats, friend.

Sorry Horkolad. Truth is I had nothing to say about Ham & felt left out.
May I be sodomized by a big piece of Salami delivered by sweatboard for my atrocity!!!
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 28, 2005, 03:02 PM
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;D

So.... I was the kid that brought ham sandwiches to school everyday when I was a kid. Just ham and bread. No cheese, no mustard, no nothing. I don't think I started putting cheese on my sandwiches until I was in the 9th grade. I was a pretty picky eater when I was a wee lad, so ham and bread always worked just fine for me.
I still love the ham, but enjoy it with cheese and mustard nowadays.


Last night I had a talk with God, friend.
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: Half on Aug 29, 2005, 07:46 AM
this weekend i had prime rib- no ham in sight
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 29, 2005, 08:12 AM
Quotethis weekend i had prime rib- no ham in sight

fix your avatar, David.
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Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Aug 29, 2005, 08:29 AM
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Sorry Horkolad. Truth is I had nothing to say about Ham & felt left out.
May I be sodomized by a big piece of Salami delivered by sweatboard for my atrocity!!!

that's hilarious.  salami jokes aside, the ham steak is also pretty tasty.  fry it up in a pan with a little butter.  mmmmm.  add a lil' brown sugar for kicks.  
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 29, 2005, 08:45 AM
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that's hilarious.  salami jokes aside, the ham steak is also pretty tasty.  fry it up in a pan with a little butter.  mmmmm.  add a lil' brown sugar for kicks.  

add a little brown sugar for *yucks
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Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Aug 29, 2005, 08:50 AM
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add a little brown sugar for *yucks

um, yeah.  brown sugar and butter could be mixed with concrete and still taste good!
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Post by: marktwain on Aug 29, 2005, 10:43 AM
How is it that we have come so far without anyone mentioning country ham?!

Country ham, friends, is the only ham for me.
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Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Aug 29, 2005, 10:56 AM
QuoteHow is it that we have come so far without anyone mentioning country ham?!

Country ham, friends, is the only ham for me.

that's funny that it wasn't mentioned at all....hmmm.
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Post by: EC on Aug 29, 2005, 02:21 PM
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that's funny that it wasn't mentioned at all....hmmm.
What's country ham?  

Man, there are way more varieties of ham than I ever thought possible.
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Post by: Tree on Aug 29, 2005, 04:52 PM
lol Great Thread!!

well i like some parma ham (don´t know the english word for that!)with mayonnaise and butter on a baguette...MMMMMMMM

But i have to say that SALAMI is the best thing on earth!!
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: dragonboy on Aug 29, 2005, 05:05 PM
Finally getting some love for Salami - thanks Patches!
Title: Re: Ham
Post by: marktwain on Aug 30, 2005, 10:20 AM
Country ham is a southern delight - salty as fuck.  (In the old days, it was salted heavily so that it would last forever.)  It's really the only way I eat ham.
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Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Aug 30, 2005, 11:23 AM
QuoteFinally getting some love for Salami - thanks Patches!

how about fried salami sandwiches?? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: HorkoLad on Aug 30, 2005, 11:28 AM
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how about fried salami sandwiches?? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Go on...
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Post by: dragonboy on Aug 30, 2005, 05:05 PM
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how about fried salami sandwiches?? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Silly question - how would one go about making a fried salami sand John? Sounds good!