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Godzilla is not ridiculous. ;)
Moving pictures (21 seconds of video):
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/newvideos/Bush%20-%20Uncensored%20-%20UNORIGINAL.CO.UK.wmv
I have a shirt with the Oswald Band pic on it. :)
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i dont know what's more funny.. the old school looking vac or the sideburns
or the fact that we just buzzed my hair and my stomach is being shop-vac'd?
(the chops fled the scene quite soon after)
8)
Eisey, buzzing your head is a truly liberating and addictive experience. Feels damn good doesn't it.
QuoteMoving pictures (21 seconds of video):
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/newvideos/Bush%20-%20Uncensored%20-%20UNORIGINAL.CO.UK.wmv
question, is this video supposed to be a joke?
if that's really him, then that's awesome. He's still just a regular guy, which is very cool. I respect Bush a lot because he doesn't really give off that high and lofty bastard vibe, and that scores points with me. I feel like America could go fishing with him.
But let's please not turn this into a politics thread. It's just good to see the man having some fun.
haha, screw it. What do you think, Meg? I only like him because he's just a regular guy and he'll get his hands dirty and go and talk to people. Seems like a good guy, and i respect that, even if he has done a shitty job as president. And the economy, you can't blame on him. Because any economic policy that a president puts into motion doesn't really actualize until about four (or maybe its eight, i can't remember) year later. So it's mostly Clinton on that front.
Yeah, I guess he does come off cocky. But I do think he's still better than Kerry. Either way, I don't strongly support him, i wouldn't stand behind most of the stuff he does. And now that you mention it, he really does seem like he stands behind Dad a bit too much. Whatever. Our presdients are rarely perfect. That said, we need another Teddy Roosevelt.
Hell yeah, why not? Our national food would be Jello. Honestly, somebody with a degree that deals with kids or people would probably be a lot better usited for office, however, i would suppose they'd need some background in politics too. Let's get him to be a mayor somewhere, and then put him in office.
And yeah, I'd go fishing with Cosby over Bush.
(cracks knuckles)
"regular guy" he ain't. nobody born into total wealth and privilege is a "regular guy". he may be "regular" to the cocaine snortin', drunk drivin', bitch slappin' crowd of the world (think the fraternity next door to the deltas in animal house), but to just about anyone else, he ain't "regular".
plus, the horrendous stupidity he is responsible for releasing on the world ain't all that kosher, either. economic policies CAN be blamed on the president, BTW.
the biggest business in america is the GOVERNMENT. they have a several TRILLION dollar budget EVERY year that pumps a LOT of money (or not) into the economy. not to mention they control the federal reserve that influences prime lending rates-something that influences every business and homeowner or credit card holder in America. by choosing massive defense budgets, hundreds of billions of dollars have been pigeonholed into the pockets of some of america's wealthiest folks-AND their policies abroad have had a HUGE impact on how petroleum is being sold in the world market.
Bush is far and above the WORST president in all of american history. He makes Nixon look good. He makes Hoover look good. His inept bumbling and pandering to the most nefarious and devious corporate forces in our country are dangerous, self serving (how many shares of Halliburton do you own, Mr. President/Vice President?), and frankly, HE SOLD US OUT. Once they have a lock on the Supreme Court, look for some fucking scary shit to come down the pike-let's turn back the clock to pre-1950's America.
Kerry was no saint, but fucking Alfred E Neuman would have been a better president.
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Oh snap look at this thread! Started with godzilla and last I checked there was some nasty shit being said (which I agree with.)
To throw my two cents into the fray, I have got to say I don't like the idea of having a president that I can sit down and have a beer with. I want a president who is smarter than me and can give us answers for all of our problems, not one who can tell me how shitty my Detroit Lions are every year. There are plenty of people out there who are intelligent and don't sound like pricks. Colin Powell is one of them. He got so sick of Bush's shit that he quit.
My other mini rant is for our "two party system". Its fucked up that we Americans need to have everything black and white when nothing really is. Republican or Democrat, Bush or Kerry, its a bunch of bullshit. We need a good 4 or 5 viable parties to choose from instead of what we have now.
I love my country but some days it just makes me sick to think of what is going down.
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question, is this video supposed to be a joke?
No joke, just riduclous pictures as you asked for.
As in, it is ridiculous that this man is president.
Rumsfeld and Saddam doing business. Ridiculous!
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Wow, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and something extra!
That is excellent Elizanne!!! I love this thread.
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No joke, just riduclous pictures as you asked for.
As in, it is ridiculous that this man is president.
gotcha. he just makes me so mad!
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Channel 9 :D
This is why we let cats wash themselves.
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holy shit, jonjon! that made me do an extreme double take. creepy/awesome.
Quoteholy shit, jonjon! that made me do an extreme double take. creepy/awesome.
:o Don't worry, it freaked me to no end as well. Don't worry, it's a fake. Someone pieced it together....no where near real. :P
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:o Don't worry, it freaked me to no end as well. Don't worry, it's a fake. Someone pieced it together....no where near real. :P
Still scary though. Very realistic. Can't stop looking at it. Weird.
TURN AWAY FROM THE CAT.
OK, how about something totally different.....
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Ya just gotta know a man was driving this thing.
i've recovered from the cat.
check out young bill gates. what a dreamboat.
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what. a. stoner.
Hey Eisey, I missed that WORRY button he's sporting the first time I saw this. The Mad caricature was great, but I definitely dig the WORRY button.
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good lord! someone please tell me how his skin has stretched to hold that.
His belly button looks like a quarter slot too!
good thing I'm on a diet... ;D
I'm sure most people have seen this very bizarre shot.Probably not real and made with Adobe Photoshop.
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ewwww!
photoshop is amazing for putting me in various poses with celebrities, but awful for stuff like this.
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Dude swallowed a basketball. :o
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Dude swallowed a basketball. :o
yeah...i think 9 or 10!! ;D
Make that a Beachball. ;D
but the guy looks like one of my friend´s father!! :o ;D
man, that guy makes me wanna start eating twigs and berries all day every day forever!
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Hey Chills, isn't that Keith, from The Office?
My favorite dancing style. In the man's own words: "A fusion of Flashdance with MC Hammer"
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QuoteHey Chills, isn't that Keith, from The Office?
Yeah, it is.
Damn, I could talk for hours about that show.
It's so good. Keith's bloopers on the dvd are the funniest thing ever.
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Damn, I could talk for hours about that show.
It's so good.
go ahead, let yourself go! ;)
genius show indeed.
By the way, was that an excuse for some more quotes? Of course!
Brent gets interviewed
"Private life then, just to flesh out David Brent the man. Is there a better half?"
"David quipped: why buy a book when you can join the library?"
"So you play the field?"
"Well...I don't like using chicks and shit, but I'm just chilling out while I'm young I suppose."
"And is there a chick in tow at the moment?"
"Ooh, I don't kiss and tell."
"I'm just trying to find out if you're in a relationship at the moment."
"Brent says: no comment."
"Right, so you don't have a girlfriend?"
"Well, what is a girlfriend?"
"I don't know, someone you'd have sex with?"
"Alright don't get coarse, in a magazine for the public. I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer, for filth."
"What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It's the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went 'Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?'.
Didn't happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish!"
"I live with my parents."
"Cherish them. Both of mine are dead. Well, my dad's not dead, but in a home, so good as."
"In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency."
"Yeah, that'd happen."
"Well, if he doesn't, report him."
"Yeah, I'll report him while I'm walking home."
"Get a taxi, if you've got enough stamps."
"or cash 'em in at the Post Office."
"Shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to."
Ricky Gervais's new show 'Extras' is great, too. It's on tonight. The DVD of his standup show 'Animals' is hilarious. He's a true genius.
do europeans think that american humor is as weird as we think british humor is?
QuoteRicky Gervais's new show 'Extras' is great, too. It's on tonight. The DVD of his standup show 'Animals' is hilarious. He's a true genius.
Great, I'll watch it for sure.
Gotta find that 'Animals' dvd, hope I can rent it somewhere.
O yeah, my signature line is my current favorite quote from The Office.
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O yeah, my signature line is my current favorite quote from The Office.
Hadn't spotted that. Excellent!
Quotedo europeans think that american humor is as weird as we think british humor is?
No, American humor is not really weird (lots of great stuff though), I can see why you find British humor weird, it is sometimes, but I love it.
Quotedo europeans think that american humor is as weird as we think british humor is?
I don't know. I think there's quite a lot of overlap now. Some American comedy is very popular here. There are only two kinds of British comedy in my view, absolute shit and absolute genius. The Office is genius, but maybe you'd have had to work with someone like the David Brent character to get it. There was a thread here a while ago about a movie called (I think) 'Office Space' looked like it covered similar situations. It looked cool.
I sometimes hear an American comedian called Steven Wright on the radio. He's really funny.
I've read some stuff by Mitch Hedberg after he died.
That was hilarious.
The Fast Show is another favorite of mine. Somebody else here seen that? It could qualify as weird. But not as weird as The League Of Gentlemen.
I think it's hilarious that you would reference Mitch Hedburg and Steven Wright, since they are two of the "weirder" comic that America has to offer. I love both of them, but I'm just saying...
do you get endless reruns of seinfeld and the simpsons there? Or do you like movies like "The Big Lebowski" or any Mel Brooks' films? I'm just wondering, this is all so fasinating to me.
The League of Gentlemen! Much too weird for me - and quite scary. "Hello Dave." :o
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QuoteI think it's hilarious that you would reference Mitch Hedburg and Steven Wright, since they are two of the "weirder" comic that America has to offer. I love both of them, but I'm just saying...
Really, they're considered weird? I wouldn't have guessed. Steven Wright makes me laugh out loud.
Quotedo you get endless reruns of seinfeld and the simpsons there? Or do you like movies like "The Big Lebowski" or any Mel Brooks' films? I'm just wondering, this is all so fasinating to me.
Yeah, we get lots of reruns: Friends, Will & Grace etc. They're very popular. The Simpsons are class! I've never seen the Big Lebowski but Mel Brooks films are really funny. Anchorman is popular too. I've just started watching Scrubs. That has some surreal elements. I like it a lot.
I know it's not a comedy per se, but I love Six Feet Under. Very powerful.
QuoteI think it's hilarious that you would reference Mitch Hedburg and Steven Wright, since they are two of the "weirder" comic that America has to offer. I love both of them, but I'm just saying...
do you get endless reruns of seinfeld and the simpsons there? Or do you like movies like "The Big Lebowski" or any Mel Brooks' films? I'm just wondering, this is all so fasinating to me.
Actually, I don't know much about American comedy, only what gets to here on TV. Reruns of Cheers, Seinfeld (I don't get that one), Frasier, The Simpsons (which I love).
I love The Big Lebowski.
And, I'll admit to laugh out loud with the first Ace Ventura and The Naked Gun movies.
I love steven wright, too. I saw him at the Palace one time. He puts on a great show, even played a few songs on the guitar. Here's some favorite Steven Wright one-liners:
"I live at the end of a one-way, dead-end street. I don't know how I got there."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
i saw mitch hedberg only a few months before he died. he was in really bad shape on stage, but it was still one of the funniest shows i've ever seen.
and i am addicted to six feet under. it's a problem.
Quote"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
That's a good one!
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is he copying Ali G???
MMM, yes he is. It's an awful impression, and he's always mildly depressed, which makes it funny. Probably much funnier if you've seen the show.
Check out this BBQ invite. Not just one picture but a lot of very funny/scary pictures!
http://gorillamask.net/whitetrash.shtml
Hell Yeh White Trash!
QuoteCheck out this BBQ invite. Not just one picture but a lot of very funny/scary pictures!
http://gorillamask.net/whitetrash.shtml
Hell Yeh White Trash!
Man, that was crazy stuff!! Those were the worst teeth I've ever seen in my life... Some cool cars though 8)
And Johnny Cash was in it somewhere.
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Man, that was crazy stuff!! Those were the worst teeth I've ever seen in my life... Some cool cars though 8)
And Johnny Cash was in it somewhere.
The teeth and the mullets!!!
I just found this web-page that actually has a classification section!
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
Here's what the site says regarding the Business Mullet:
4. businessmullet a.k.a. safety cut: These mullets want it all: business in the front, party in the back.
When at work, their mulletude offends and annoys their co-workers, but luckily (and not coincidentally), these mullets are rarely in any position of real power (though they tend to think they are).
Interesting creatures, their hair is short enough not to offend the boss, but long enough to keep their rebellious comrades from becoming suspicious.
Mulletude: 5
Aggressiveness: 3
Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy).
Sightings: financial districts, strip clubs.
Favorite Band: Joe Cocker
That's fucking funny! ;D
No, that kid just R-O-C-K-S.
Not sure which is funnier - that kid or the kid to his right! :)
Kids in Japan always give the peace sign when posing for photos, I think I prefer the bullhorns.
Maybe I should start a trend?!!
"What, can't you do one lousy sit-up?"
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Wolfcastle is the man.
Quote I've noticed that ALL Japanese women made the peace sign in their pictures. Every single one of them. Is that required by law? They even do it here when they're visiting. They just randomly walk up and down the streets, suddenly stopping to pose and make a peace sign at people.
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Required by law? ;D Maybe...
I'm told that it was originally done in response to the war & Hiromshima & therefore actually did once mean peace. Now, like you say, it's just an embarrassing bad habit-photo-thing. Kind of infectious too! I'm affraid to say I have posed for more than my fair share of photo's with my students giving the peace sign.
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This is truly fucking ridiculous!!! ;D
What planet are some people on?!! ???
Man, that website is TOO strange :o
lol found that pic on thealbumleaf-myspace-page
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