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Title: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 23, 2005, 10:48 AM
Okay, I've commented in the past about my ongoing fight with kidney stones.  Yesterday, I had the "feeling" one was about to rear it's ugly self right before I left work...

So, I get in the car and start driving.  If you're from the area here, you know there was a bad bus accident on the Watterson yesterday...so there I am, sitting in traffic for ONE SOLID HOUR, while I have a soulchubby sized kidney stone about to break on through to the other side...and no astroglide to be found anywhere!

Finally, I make it home, down a few painkillers, eat an entire pizza, and lo and behold, I deliver a fine specimen to shrieks and hollering that I'm sure were heard miles away...it was almost 7 before this happend.  Soooooooo....for almost 3 hours, it was AGONY.

Take care of yerselves, youngins...this stuff sucks donkey ass!  ;D
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: marktwain on Sep 23, 2005, 10:53 AM
Jesus!

That Astroglide bit would've had me spewing milk out of my nose,had I been drinking milk when I read it.

How do I prevent this from happening to me?!
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: SMc55 on Sep 23, 2005, 11:07 AM
Wow you were brave. I'd have been screaming for a general anaesthetic. Did you ever go for the ultrasound thing? Did it do any good? (or is this the good it did?).

All the best anyway John.
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 23, 2005, 12:01 PM
hahaha

drink LOTS of orange juice or cranberry juice, or even lemonade.  acidic acid apparently helps break em up.

no sound treatment yet...so i'm sure more will be forthcoming.

it's funny now, but at the time, it was NOT.  glad I can laugh about it.
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: corey on Sep 23, 2005, 12:28 PM
Fortunately, I have never had one myself, but a buddy of mine had a bad one a while back.
He went home and drank a case of beer to help get through it. His theory was that if he needed to drink plenty of liquids to help pass it, that he might as well be feeling as little pain as possible in the process. He said it worked pretty well, all things considered.

:)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 23, 2005, 12:30 PM
I've found that bourbon is helpful...

bourbon, is there anything it can't do?  ;)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 23, 2005, 12:35 PM
(http://www.heavenhill.co.nz/elijah_Craig2001.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: corey on Sep 23, 2005, 12:36 PM
Quotebourbon, is there anything it can't do?

Ummm, no. It's got everything covered.

:)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 23, 2005, 12:41 PM
okay then, now that we have that covered... ;)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 23, 2005, 12:45 PM
Quote
It's also good at uncovering, too.  ;)

Hell yes it is!
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: primushead on Sep 23, 2005, 04:02 PM
Alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems :)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 23, 2005, 05:11 PM
Quote acidic acid


hmmmm trying to remember what other kind there is  ;)
glad you got rid of the shit big fella :D
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: ratsprayer on Sep 23, 2005, 05:30 PM
(http://show.imagehosting.us/show/710063/0/nouser_710/T0_-1_710063.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: MickeyReds on Sep 23, 2005, 10:07 PM
Elijah Craig Wrecked My Life ;D
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: ratsprayer on Sep 23, 2005, 10:12 PM
QuoteElijah Craig Wrecked My Life ;D

i dont think a church sign would lie, my friend.  prophets must have bad days, too.   ;)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 24, 2005, 07:42 PM
funny thing is that Elijah Craig WAS a monk.  Hmmmmm.....
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 25, 2005, 08:07 PM
Meg, I think you're missing some of the equipment to become a monk ;).  You may qualify for nun status tho'...
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 26, 2005, 10:22 AM
you know, I find myself feelin' a bit spiritual these days.  Maybe it's Amelia...
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: primushead on Sep 26, 2005, 10:23 AM
Wasn't it a Monk who created champagne?  Dom Perigon?
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: primushead on Sep 26, 2005, 10:24 AM
Hm...the 'D' was replaced with a big smiley...
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 26, 2005, 10:31 AM
those monks are always up to something...just ask this guy:

(http://movies-by-actor.com/david_carradine.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: marktwain on Sep 26, 2005, 10:32 AM
QuoteWasn't it a Monk who created champagne?  Dom Perigon?

Dunno about that - but they did invent cappucino
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 26, 2005, 11:11 AM
then there is...

(http://www.flakmag.com/tv/images/monk.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: marktwain on Sep 26, 2005, 11:14 AM
Okay, I see your Monk, and I raise you:
(http://www.thehogs.net/History/ArtMonk/artMonk.jpg)(http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/m/monk_thelon_itsmonkti_101b.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: primushead on Sep 26, 2005, 11:57 AM
Quotethose monks are always up to something...just ask this guy:

(http://movies-by-actor.com/david_carradine.jpg)

Here's your so called "monk".  Geez, what a phoney:)

(http://www.gibson.com/whatsnew/pressrelease/2004/images/david_carradine.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 26, 2005, 12:58 PM
that's just him in a light hearted moment...after the pic was taken, he beat the photographer to a pulp with that geetar... ;)
Title: Re: Holy Shite, this is funny
Post by: primushead on Sep 26, 2005, 01:02 PM
Quotethat's just him in a light hearted moment...after the pic was taken, he beat the photographer to a pulp with that geetar... ;)

HAHAHAHAH... :)

[smiley=cowboy.gif]  <---------By the way, that's him on Wild West Tech on the History Channel.