Transform Yourself

[HorkoLad]

Go ahead, don't be shy. My buddy Half gave me this idea. Transform yourself into anyone you want, and do whatever you want. Watch and learn, friends.

*transforms himself into Grover from Sesame Street*
*gets high with Snuffy*

[Half]

*transforms into Union General George G. Meade*
*deafeats Confederate Army at Battle of Gettysburg- 1863*

[HorkoLad]

*tansforms himself into Gary Gaetti*
*rides the coat-tails of former 1B Standout Kent Hrbeck*

[Alligator Gar]

*Transforms himself into the State of Michigan*
*worries about the future*

[HorkoLad]

*transforms himself into a basketball player from Double Dribble*

*dunks*

[Half]

*trasforms into a great group of guys*
*raises arms toward camera*

[LennytheTent]

*transforms in to Esteban*

*touches myself 14 hours a day*

[FarmerYoda]

*transforms into a cow*
*Counts down the day until i'm a hamburger*

[Spider_Beard]

i'm just gonna roll like i know how

[Half]

i'm just gonna roll like i know how

typical badger.  run along

[Half]

*becomes the Big Ten Conference*

*kicks out U of W for being a pussy*

[Spider_Beard]

let's let this be decided when UW visits beaver stadium in a few weeks. whoever wins gets waxy's record player.

[Half]

*becomes Waxy's record player*

*mails self to the Coulter House early*

[Spider_Beard]

*transforms into jonathan orr*

*catches everything in sight over a suspect PSU secondary*

[HorkoLad]

*transforms himself into Alice from the Brady Bunch*
*installs crown molding*

[Spider_Beard]

*transforms self into pink polo*

*gets pussy*

[Enrump]

*transforms self into pink polo*

*gets pussy*

I seriously doubt it.

[sweatboard]

*transforms self into enormous meatriffic Burger King sandwich*

*causes massive heart attack*