Best Invention

[wellfleet]

umm... maybe i'm old-fashioned... how about the printing press?

other top contenders for me:
bacon
blue jeans
most things in the feminine care aisle


MMJfanatic... ya know, in many parts of the world, toilet paper doesn't exist, or is a major luxury. that's why some cultures, like in india for example, focus on cleanliness so much because they use their hands. my boss' boyfriend interned in india and his family shipped him TP especially from europe... wild, huh?

[ManNamedTruth]

The water bong

[Mr. T.]

It's not just the thing (we call it pedalos) but the guy who invented the slide ón the pedalo, he's a pure and simple genius. To make something cool even more cool is sheer brilliance. Now that's what I call a great invention.

[EC]

most things in the feminine care aisle

yeah, i forgot about that.  those things are NOT available in other places, same with condoms and the pill and vibrators.  i just started thinking about what life would be like without tampons.  it would be very very very very very shitty.  if anybody's freaking out right now, deal with it.  

MMJfanatic... ya know, in many parts of the world, toilet paper doesn't exist, or is a major luxury. that's why some cultures, like in india for example, focus on cleanliness so much because they use their hands. my boss' boyfriend interned in india and his family shipped him TP especially from europe... wild, huh?

yeah, but it's the way they roll.  (holy that's a pun and i didn't even mean it.)  my bro was in india, too, and i had prepped him about the bathroom situation.  the problem is that their septic tanks and sewage system can't handle the paper, so all these westerners come around and aren't careful and throw down.  i made my brother take a box of plastic baggies.  you get the picture.

also, ms. jen fawcett managed to last six months in india and didn't use toilet paper once.  that girl is fucking gold.

[sweatboard]

Stairs

[marktwain]

cheese.  or wine.

[MMJ_fanatic]

MMJfanatic... ya know, in many parts of the world, toilet paper doesn't exist, or is a major luxury. that's why some cultures, like in india for example, focus on cleanliness so much because they use their hands. my boss' boyfriend interned in india and his family shipped him TP especially from europe... wild, huh?

Yeesh! :P

[dragonboy]

Stairs

 ;D ;D ;D

How about those chairs that carry you up the stairs?

[sweatboard]

Yeah escalators are pretty good to.

[primushead]

The water bong

Word ;)

[tomEisenbraun]

that thing you sit on if you're handicapped that carries you up stairs, so you don't have to walk up em.

it's pretty cool.

you ever seen gremlins, where the lady hops on that sucker and gets thrown out the window cuz those little guys screw up her power lines? awesome stuff right there.

[banjohead]

Duh. Best invention ever is the intarweb. "Internet" for all you bookworms.