Here I sit, broken hearted...

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206/ap_on_re_us/plane_passing_gas

can you believe this?  what is the world coming to!  :)

[MMJ_fanatic]

don't light 'em if you got 'em :D

[suebeeboo]

...paid my dime and only farted

wasn't that always one of the scribbles on the girls bathroom stalls?!!  back in the day...!

Conaway!!  You crack me up!   :D

[dragonboy]

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

What's funny about having your plane diverted?!!

[MMJ_fanatic]

The stupidity of her decision making process.  If you're worried about the stink you're about to make, go to the toilet and blast awy in there--it supposed to stink in there!