Global Orgasm

[Mr. T.]

Do I need a witness ?    Or should  I use my cow bell when I'm done, or something.

You can confess here my son...

[Taterbug]

That looks like a bathroom at a truck stop., Except there is no hole in the stall wall.

[Angry Ewok]

Except there is no hole in the stall wall.

*snickers*

I get it.

[suebeeboo]

*snickers*

I get it.

I don't..... ???

*butterfinger*  ?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

nope...."gloryhole"

[suebeeboo]

That looks like a bathroom at a truck stop., Except there is no hole in the stall wall.

does it have anything to do with candybars or butterfingers?

[suebeeboo]

nope...."gloryhole"

I've never heard of a gloryhole - is that a new Nestle product?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

I've never heard of a gloryhole - is that a new Nestle product?

LOL...no, unfortunately not.  (or fortunately, however you look at it)

a gloryhole is a hole in the wall of a bathroom stall of a strip club or pornography store, where a man is to insert his member through the hole, and whomever is on the other side services said man's member.

[colleen]

speaking of truckstops, i am in the middle of doing my laundry at the one next to my building (now). i just saw a really drunk man dressed in a very dirty santa costume stroll into the truck stop. not sure if he's headed for the glory hole or not, but something tells me his aim wouldn't be so good.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

speaking of truckstops, i am in the middle of doing my laundry at the one next to my building (now). i just saw a really drunk man dressed in a very dirty santa costume stroll into the truck stop. not sure if he's headed for the glory hole or not, but something tells me his aim wouldn't be so good.

Oh, I'd venture a guess if he's drunk and in a dirty Santa outfit at this time of the day, he's definitely headed for the glory hole...and you're right, his aim will be suspect.  Avoid at all costs!!

[colleen]

yeah, i think i'll hang with the shrivelled and surly waitresses instead. one of them reminds me a lot of marge's sister selma (simpsons). now i am getting far away from all things orgasmic.

[suebeeboo]

a gloryhole is a hole in the wall of a bathroom stall of a strip club or pornography store, where a man is to insert his member through the hole, and whomever is on the other side services said man's member.

WTF?!?!?  WHAT SANE MAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND (a little redundant, but HEY! I'm upset!....) WOULD PUT THEIR MOST IMPORTANT APPENDAGE INTO A HOLE NOT KNOWING WTF IS ON THE OTHER SIDE????????????????????????
GOD HELP ME!  I'm just about to faint in my cubicle..... :o :'( :o :'( :o :'(

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

yeah, i think i'll hang with the shrivelled and surly waitresses instead. one of them reminds me a lot of marge's sister selma (simpsons). now i am getting far away from all things orgasmic.

well, different strokes to move the world.... ;)

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

WTF?!?!?  WHAT SANE MAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND (a little redundant, but HEY! I'm upset!....) WOULD PUT THEIR MOST IMPORTANT APPENDAGE INTO A HOLE NOT KNOWING WTF IS ON THE OTHER SIDE????????????????????????
GOD HELP ME!  I'm just about to faint in my cubicle..... :o :'( :o :'( :o :'(

yes, this is the typical response to these things...if I had not seen it with my own two eyes, I wouldn't have believed it.

This is not to be confused with urban legends such as:

-Dirty Sanchez
-Donkey Punch
-Louisville Slugger

etc.  it's for real!

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

oh, and I did NOT utilize the glory hole.  just looked at it and shook my head...

[ratsprayer]

the dirty sanchez is very real.

 :-/

[Taterbug]

Have you ever played the game whackamole? it is a good skill to remeber if ever confronted with an appendage.
by the way John you forgot Rusty Trombone.

[Taterbug]

I also have NOT utilized said hole.  Never look into the hole or put your finger in it or around it.

[Hawkeye]

Also the Steam Cleaner, basically a Cleveland Steamer/Golden Shower combo...or the Strawberry Swirl, but that one's just wrong  ;)

[Angry Ewok]

I think I'll go with the virgin-doesn't-get-it card for the rest of this conversation.