Pictures of Salma Hayek

[ycartrob]

see, now this is a perfect example, gregg.
brian posts cameltoe threads and talks about girl on girl action.  a lot.  (and i have zero problems with it.  zeriouzly, i love brian, and he knows it and it's all cool.)
tracy posts a dude exposing himself to a statue of ronald mcdonald.

tracy is clearly not the dirty old man.
he's just the old man.

;)

[sweatboard]

Damnit I knew this thread wouldn't stay "On Topic"

[Chad]

I'm rather enjoying this thread, I don't find it "dirty" in any kind of way and I'm a lawyer, I would know.

Here you go B....

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Thanks Bro.....




Right back "On Topic" and still "Classy" as all get out.

[mmj37]

I like Salma. She seems like a really nice person.

Here she is last night @ the Golden Globes.



And here she is eating crickets ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tMmW0D1HQ

The bitch eats crickets and she's still hot as hell!

please don't call women bitches.  thanks.

I'm sorry. It was stristcly for comedic purpose. I am very sorry if I offended you and anyone else.

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Apology accepted, now let's get back to the task at hand..........our expresion of our love for Salma and her giant pair of beautiful brown eyes.  Not to mention her support for the show "Ugly Betty" which is literally saving thousands of teenage girls a year from cutting their wrists because they feel like they don't live up to the glamorized/sexed up Hollywood ideal of what makes a women beautiful and worth while.

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Ugly Betty says......"I FUCKING Hate This Thread"

[ManNamedTruth]

I like Salma. She seems like a really nice person.

Here she is last night @ the Golden Globes.



And here she is eating crickets ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tMmW0D1HQ

The bitch eats crickets and she's still hot as hell!

please don't call women bitches.  thanks.

well don't be a bitch about it  ;)

[sweatboard]

Less talking more gawking.

[primushead]

Didn't Quagmire (from family guy) say that penelope cruz looks like a shoe?

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I don't know, I don't watch Family Guy.  I do however watch SOUTH PARK!!!!!  It's my favorite TV show of all time I think.  My wife hates it, she makes me watch it in the other room.

[primushead]

South Park is by far my favorite television show.  Ever.  I can sit here and quote episodes for a long, long time.

I think the Smug Alert episode was on tonight.

[sweatboard]

The last one I watched was when Cartman froze himself so he didn't have to wait the three weeks for the Nintendo Wii to come out.  Garison has that penis pump and anal beads on his bead and he's like "oh, yeah I'm a monkey, pound my dirty little monkey hole"  or something to that effect.    

[primushead]

That's gotta be one of the most fucked up episodes ever.  I had the visual of Mrs. Garrison getting pounded in the vag for like 3 weeks.  Thanks for reminding me of it.

[primushead]

[sweatboard]

Ha, it's a two part episode, and indeed one of the best/most fucked up episodes ever.


When he explained that evolution chart I about coughed my balls through my mouth.

[primushead]

Retard monkey sex aside, we should probably get back on topic.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

That vaguely looks like Counsellor Troi from Star Trek...

[primushead]

That vaguely looks like Counsellor Troi from Star Trek...

Nerd Alert! ;)

[mmj37]