Recognize!!!

[sweatboard]

[bethofftherecord]

awesome.

it's just a bunny rabbit.  

no, it has big scary...

run away!!!

[BH]

[sweatboard]

One Of My Very Favorite Movies EVER......



He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

[megisnotreal]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[red]

[size=36]EVERY SPERM IS SPECIAL!!![/size]

[fitzcarraldo]

It's only a flesh wound.

[fitzcarraldo]

Hey Tim. Check yer voicemail.






NEE!!!!

[bethofftherecord]

what's your favorite color???

[Specialist]

And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!

[fitzcarraldo]

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?  

;D

[fitzcarraldo]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

ha ha nice one Meg!

King Arthur -One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE!

:D

[sweatboard]

Good Ones Guys.  Hey Patsy, voicemail?  


Here you go.....

I Fart in your general direction.

[sweatboard]

Oh Patsy, I'm really hopeing you dialed the wrong number and left a monty python message on some random persons voicemail.  

[BH]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[fitzcarraldo]

Oh Patsy, I'm really hopeing you dialed the wrong number and left a monty python message on some random persons voicemail.  

;D oops

pm'd

[bethofftherecord]

[ManNamedTruth]

Get your killer rabbits here!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/778d/

[mjkoehler]

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Did you say shrubberies?