Ophelia

[Half]

That you want to eat spaghetti and get it all over your face with me!

yes.  tell me more

[Ophelia]

yes.  tell me more

And pour beer on our faces!

[Half]

And pour beer on our faces!

OH!  So sloppy.  we'd be a mess!

[Ophelia]

OH!  So sloppy.  we'd be a mess!

I know!

[Alligator Gar]

Ophelia,

I think it should go like this:

Inbetween the mattress layers there stands an egg, within that egg, in teh egg shells I mean, you know the white, hard part that makes in difficult to penetrate teh egg, there's this milky, clear liquid, similar to a starch-water mixture, or globulal, which accordign to Dr. S is teh fourth element to inhabit the earth, he others being liquid (water, milk, other viscous fluids), solids, which are, you know, solid objects like tables or chairs or frozen liquids, perhaps, and gases, these being teh most free flowing of all teh elements, as the atoms bombard each other with no abandon, but globulals are a little bit of each of these elements, free-flowing adn solid and able to mold into any shaped container you insert them into, so when opening an egg, by cracking it against teh side of a metal bowl or orange juice pitcher, as my mother did when making scrambled eggs or buttermilk pancakes, which she cooked on a frying pan made of solid metal that heated pretty good, be sure to get all the egg out of there.

[Ophelia]

I like my eggs over easy!

[Alligator Gar]

I like my eggs over easy!

OMG GIRL!

[Ophelia]

OMG GIRL!

Why do I feel like you are making fun of me?

[Alligator Gar]

Why do I feel like you are making fun of me?

Please don't feel that way. :-/

[Ophelia]

I have been told you are one of the mean ones.

[ratsprayer]

*struts*

[Alligator Gar]

I have been told you are one of the mean ones.

 :-/

[Ophelia]

:-/

You should prove them wrong!

[Alligator Gar]

You should prove them wrong!

;D

[Ophelia]

That's a great way to start!

I would like to thank everyone for making me feel so welcome here. This is a wonderful community and I have seen arguments resolved and people become happy in the short time I have been here. Thank you again!

[aMillionDreams]

Things I associate with the name Ophelia (other than the old dude's play):

1)  Opheeeellllliaaaaa,  where have you gone?
Was it something that somebody said
Momma, you know we broke the rules
Was somebody up against the wall?
Honey, you know I die for youuuu!!!
Ashes of laughter, the coast is clear
Why do the best things always disappear
Like Opheeeelllliaaaaa
Please knock om my door

2)  This little girl I know who's in the first grade and speaks three languages, two of them fluently.

3) Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead

[Ophelia]

I love that song!

[aMillionDreams]

me, too.  And I'm going to have it stuck in my head all day thanks to you!  :D

[Ophelia]

me, too.  And I'm going to have it stuck in my head all day thanks to you!  :D

This is not a bad thing!

[Zgirl]

*jello wrestles with ophelia*