You Can't Please Everyone!

[dragonboy]

This blogger has compiled lots of 1* reviews of classic books, music & movies found on amazon.com:

http://www.cynical-c.com/?cat=85

Big Lebowski:
"I saw this movie on tv, with all the language cut out, and thought it was very funny. Bought the movie from amazon. Was totally disgusted. The 'F' word was the most used word in the movie, practically every sentence. No reason for it, it didn't add a thing. I soon found myself disgusted and making unflattering comments in response to the characters lines. Gave it away. Should have burned it as the trash it is."

On The Road:
"it really sucke"

Abbey Road:
"I hate the Beatles. I'm so sorry that they never made anything decent because they are a 60's band. Well, the 60's is a really bad decade of music. Abbey Road is a really horrible album with a few of the most horrible tracks in here comes the sun. Don't buy this awful album. go buy any joe walsh, dire straits, foreigner, guns n' roses, green day, or nirvana insted."

2001:
"This is easily the worst movie of all time. It's a bunch of spaceships and special effects, but there's NO coherent plot. The opening with those animals made NO sense! Folks who want to appear intelligent (even though they're not) will swear this is a good movie, when they really don't understand it. It's time for a little honesty, people. "2001[ch8243] is a turkey."

Dark Side Of The Moon:
"This cacophony of commie buzz words and simplistic, condescending communist ideals both offends me as an American, and as a music listener. Should've been called Red Side Of the Moon."

Lots more @ the website!

[mjkoehler]

The 60's were a bad decade for music? WTF?!?!

[ManNamedTruth]

Worst blog ever

[Bumbeli]

Well, I've only read some book reviews and I have to say, that not only do I not think it's funny, but I also get the impression that he either hasn't read the book at all or just doesn't match the intelectual requirements there might be.

[aMillionDreams]

You can please all of the people some of the time.  
You can please part of the people all of the time.
You can please some of the people part of the time.
But you can't please all of the people all of the time.
TS Eliot said that.
I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in your dream, I said that.

- Bob Dylan.