(Virtual) Forum BBQ - Come On In

[aMillionDreams]

I hope there ain't no gas grills at this here cookout!


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And if there was ever some springtime BBQ music invented, it's:

I trust Crispy behind the grill.  His description of grilling a steak at Telluride still cracks me up and inspires me to switch to charcoal someday.

High five, Vespa!

[pawpaw]

What d'ya got on tap, bbill?  Something from Anchor or Rogue, I hope.

Right now we've got 3 kegs going (fast!)...

-Anderson Valley Brewing Company Boont Amber

-Rouge Imperial IPA

-Chzechvar Lager

We've got a 4th tap available, what else do you guys want?

[Crispy]

I trust Crispy behind the grill.  His description of grilling a steak at Telluride still cracks me up and inspires me to switch to charcoal someday.

High five, Vespa!

Dude, you remember that?  8-)  And you're not using charcoal?! :o

[el_chode]

I'd like to introduce you all to my friend. She's single. Her name is Nicole. She enjoys holding hands and singing romantic songs.

[aMillionDreams]

I trust Crispy behind the grill.  His description of grilling a steak at Telluride still cracks me up and inspires me to switch to charcoal someday.

High five, Vespa!

Dude, you remember that?  8-)  And you're not using charcoal?! :o

Hell yeah I remember that.  It was fucking great.  It probably won't translate without your accent or personality but it was something like: "I don't know about you , Dylan, but for me it doesn't get much better than a fucking steak.  And I don't know about you but if I'm eating fucking steak it's gotta be a porterhouse (i think?).  You gotta have charcoal, fuck that propane shit.  It doesn't get hot enough.  You gotta get that motherfucker hot and grill the shit out of it for a couple minutes on both sides.  That's what I'm fucking talking about!"  

What did I leave out? That was fucking classic!

yeah, I still haven't switched to charcoal.  :-[

[ritchiem4812]

I'll bring this (not actually my pic)

I know who I'll be sitting beside when I'm not tossing frisbee or playing a game of horse shoes.

[ManNamedTruth]

Alright true, I'll start breaking some up and roll us a couple while I sip on one of vespa's delicioso margaritas.

Is this big enough?

Anyone want to do a shot with me?

[Crispy]

I trust Crispy behind the grill.  His description of grilling a steak at Telluride still cracks me up and inspires me to switch to charcoal someday.

High five, Vespa!

Dude, you remember that?  8-)  And you're not using charcoal?! :o

Hell yeah I remember that.  It was fucking great.  It probably won't translate without your accent or personality but it was something like: "I don't know about you , Dylan, but for me it doesn't get much better than a fucking steak.  And I don't know about you but if I'm eating fucking steak it's gotta be a porterhouse (i think?).  You gotta have charcoal, fuck that propane shit.  It doesn't get hot enough.  You gotta get that motherfucker hot and grill the shit out of it for a couple minutes on both sides.  That's what I'm fucking talking about!"  

What did I leave out? That was fucking classic!

yeah, I still haven't switched to charcoal.  :-[

Ribeye. And don't forget the fucking Uncle Chris's Gourmet Steak Seasoning, and coat that fucker with coffee and brown sugar before you put it on that fucking grill.

Hey Nicole, how YOU doin?  8-)

[Bumbeli]

Everybody say "Hi" to nicole and then I'd really like to join the BBQ.
I love BBQ, it's the greatest thing ever. Last year, when  my partents went away for holiday, we had BBQ seven days a week and it was awesome.
I was swimming in this in pink in our pool, drinking beer, enjoying the sun and waiting for my food to get ready. Time of my life  :)

If you want, I'd bring the pool and a load of those funny pink tires (don't know the correct word here)

[aMillionDreams]

I trust Crispy behind the grill.  His description of grilling a steak at Telluride still cracks me up and inspires me to switch to charcoal someday.

High five, Vespa!

Dude, you remember that?  8-)  And you're not using charcoal?! :o

Hell yeah I remember that.  It was fucking great.  It probably won't translate without your accent or personality but it was something like: "I don't know about you , Dylan, but for me it doesn't get much better than a fucking steak.  And I don't know about you but if I'm eating fucking steak it's gotta be a porterhouse (i think?).  You gotta have charcoal, fuck that propane shit.  It doesn't get hot enough.  You gotta get that motherfucker hot and grill the shit out of it for a couple minutes on both sides.  That's what I'm fucking talking about!"  

What did I leave out? That was fucking classic!

yeah, I still haven't switched to charcoal.  :-[

Ribeye. And don't forget the fucking Uncle Chris's Gourmet Steak Seasoning, and coat that fucker with coffee and brown sugar before you put it on that fucking grill.

Hey Nicole, how YOU doin?  8-)

Oh shit, I forgot about the coffee and brown sugar. Man, now I want a fucking steak!  I told you all we could trust this man behind the grill.

[TEO]

I'll bring 5 cases of Hopslam and crazy will bring her world famous baked potato salad... :) also, how about some target practice with my 5 ft. blowguns?

[pawpaw]

Alright true, I'll start breaking some up and roll us a couple while I sip on one of vespa's delicioso margaritas.

Is this big enough?

Anyone want to do a shot with me?

Dude, is that for a horse?!?!  :o

Ruckus, do I have to tell you again, no 40s in the bounce house!!!  ;D

[ManNamedTruth]

Anyone up for a game of hacky sack?

[pawpaw]

Hey, I've got a couple shotguns and a thrower, anyone up for some skeet shooting?



There's nothing that goes better with drinking all day than shooting shotguns.

[mjkoehler]

I trust Crispy behind the grill.  His description of grilling a steak at Telluride still cracks me up and inspires me to switch to charcoal someday.

High five, Vespa!

Dude, you remember that?  8-)  And you're not using charcoal?! :o

Hell yeah I remember that.  It was fucking great.  It probably won't translate without your accent or personality but it was something like: "I don't know about you , Dylan, but for me it doesn't get much better than a fucking steak.  And I don't know about you but if I'm eating fucking steak it's gotta be a porterhouse (i think?).  You gotta have charcoal, fuck that propane shit.  It doesn't get hot enough.  You gotta get that motherfucker hot and grill the shit out of it for a couple minutes on both sides.  That's what I'm fucking talking about!"  

What did I leave out? That was fucking classic!

yeah, I still haven't switched to charcoal.  :-[

Ribeye. And don't forget the fucking Uncle Chris's Gourmet Steak Seasoning, and coat that fucker with coffee and brown sugar before you put it on that fucking grill.

Hey Nicole, how YOU doin?  8-)

Oh shit, I forgot about the coffee and brown sugar. Man, now I want a fucking steak!  I told you all we could trust this man behind the grill.

Well fuck, now I want a steak. mmmm mmmm. charcoal smoky goodness. Natural charcoal chunks work best and if you have one of those starter smoke stack things.

[pawpaw]

I'm gunna put this on after I grab another beer...

[Bigsky]

[size=16]Who's next?[/size]





[size=20]I've been waiting all winter...[/size]

[meggha]

holy shit! sickest bbq EVER! we got will smith, and medieval art/fleet foxes, and good bud, and good meat, and those guys i saw at ACL last year playing hacky-sack, and van morrison......
i bring...
will smith's excitement,


and something to smoke out of that isn't a pipe,


and frisbee


and some dance music from my cool new neighbors,


and some cool naturally formed phalluses I've discovered.

[pawpaw]

Who's up for some sloshball?!?! Anyone else ever played?

RULES: http://www.jacobin1.com/sloshballrules.html

[Bigsky]

Who's up for some sloshball?!?! Anyone else ever played?

RULES: http://www.jacobin1.com/sloshballrules.html

Man...that's a fun time. But for rule #6...why would the outfielders be behind the outfield fence? Is that where the smokers go?