Favourite Quotes

[BH]

Wow.  Prophetic.

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with their own money." - Alexis de Tocqueville (1805 -1859)

[ycartrob]

If you're going to make an apple pie from scratch you must first create the universe.

Carl Sagan

[TheRoof]

"When life gives you lemons, say FUCK the lemons and give me a scotch"


-RT3

[dragonboy]

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about but few have seen."

Francois De La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)

[mjkoehler]

"I took a dump so massive, I now have post-partum depression."

my friend Shane. He's a wise man. I think this will be staying with me for a long time.

[Penny Lane]

"I took a dump so massive, I now have post-partum depression."

my friend Shane. He's a wise man. I think this will be staying with me for a long time.

;D ;D

[Penny Lane]

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about but few have seen."

Francois De La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)

reminds me of the whole klosterman bit on Lloyd Dobler (from Say Anything) and how he ruined it for all other guys

[AMightyCaporal]

I have no idea where this one came from- where I heard it or read it, no clue.

"Everything I am comes from somewhere else."

[xmascriminal]

Marzipan, look: this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face or that my face is a goat's head. Like, my face is an entire goat. So, anyways, I was callin' you ups 'cause I wanted to join your goatface club! Since you've got quite a goatface yourself, I figured you be the go-to guy or gal. It's hard to tell with that goatface of yours.
-- Strong Bad

[MMJ_fanatic]

When fascism comes to this country, it won't be wearing jackboots; It'll be wearing sneakers with lights in them, and it'll have a smiley face and a Michael Jordan T-Shirt

[AMightyCaporal]

When fascism comes to this country, it won't be wearing jackboots; It'll be wearing sneakers with lights in them, and it'll have a smiley face and a Michael Jordan T-Shirt

... thats exactly how I dress  :o

[AlwxanderD10]

They still don't know where the stolen Scream painting by Munch is. It'll come back sooner or later. What are you going to do with a stolen painting? Hide it in your attic? You can't show it to anyone really, if you're caught with it, I don't know. Strange.
-Jack White

he does make a point  ;D

[dragonboy]

"When you have no one, no one can hurt you."

Bonnie Prince Billy

[MarkW]

Two favourites:

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

and

I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

[Penny Lane]

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

-W.H. Auden

[Soulshine]

One in all. All in One-if only this is realized, no more worry about you not being perfect. Buddha

[Planet Caravan]

After one look at this planet,any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager".  

Human..is an adjective,and its use as a noun is in itself regrettable.

Both by William S. Burroughs. (:

[Soulshine]

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light somewhere nearby. Ruth E. Renkee

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. General George S. Patton

[Penny Lane]

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. General George S. Patton

i love that one.

[Soulshine]

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."— Jack Kerouac