What I hate about Balls

Started by mymorningwood, Jul 22, 2010, 12:11 PM

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Ruckus

QuoteOK, let me get us back on topic,

What I hate about butts:

1. Monkey butt
2. Biffle butt

I'm gonna have to look up biffle butt

Ohhh, I got it ;D ;D ;D  I figured it out once I waded through all this NASCAR Greg Biffle nonsense.
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

Bigsky

You guys are getting off topic...

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
18. Saggy Silver Bull Balls
19. Uniball (credit goes to Hawkeye)
20. Undescended balls
21. Bat wing balls
22. boiled balls

Bigsky

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as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

Maybe saggy balls...

are there any other kind?


cold water balls.  

"are there any other kind" your funny PL ;D

But in all seriousness...

[size=24]This thread has been highjacked[/size]; with the new subject being What I hate about balls. Lets start a list of types...

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. ?


BigSky, I award you a full [size=12]<3<3<3<3[/size] for executing the single greatest thread counter maneuver I've ever witnessed.

I accept this award with honor and grace...

Crispy

QuoteYou guys are getting off topic...

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
18. Saggy Silver Bull Balls
19. Uniball (credit goes to Hawkeye)
20. Undescended balls
21. Bat wing balls
22. boiled balls
23. Ball State

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peafunk31



What about these things? We used to call them "Monkey Balls" as kids. My disdain for these friggin things knows no limits. I'm pretty sure they exist just to shred bare feet >:(
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Sticky Icky Green Stuff

Baby Balls
Big Black Salty Balls
Old Shriveled Balls
Toxic Balls
Stank Balls
Bouncing Balls
Meatballs
Meaty Balls
Sour Balls
Twisted Balls (Testicular Torsion)
Lumpy Balls
Traumatized Balls
Nice Balls

AlwxanderD10

QuoteBaby Balls
Big Black Salty Balls
Old Shriveled Balls
Toxic Balls
Stank Balls
Bouncing Balls
Meatballs
Meaty Balls
Sour Balls
Twisted Balls (Testicular Torsion)
Lumpy Balls
Traumatized Balls
Nice Balls
Joocy ballz

Ruckus

Brett Favre's lack of balls
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head