Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Is BACKKK!!!

[Penny Lane]

'let's go get juiced up and get some sick outfits and w'ell come back and work out' lol

[bold99]

'let's go get juiced up and get some sick outfits and w'ell come back and work out' lol

that line was great! Sick outfits...lol.

I loved when they were in the hospital and Dee is in bed asking for help  and they are like "let's focus on what is important here, which is us". haha.

[Penny Lane]

do we live in a socialistic country or a communist dictatorship!?

you don't even have to pay us! we're in it for the health insurance.

[primushead]

The mail doesn't stop, bro!  

[bold99]

the best is when Charlie says he forwarded mail to himself to "buy a few days" lol.

[Penny Lane]

This resume is for both of you?
We thought we'd save paper, go green.

It says here that you take care of business (at Paddys Pub).
TCOB! that's right.

[Crispy]

I enjoyed seeing Danny DeVito pulling tubes...

[bold99]

You guys should go find the youtube video of "Danny's Sex Tape" it is a skit they did...Mac tells Charlie that it is in Danny contract that they each has to perform oral on him.  Fred Savage is in it too.  Funny stuff.

[Penny Lane]

You guys should go find the youtube video of "Danny's Sex Tape" it is a skit they did...Mac tells Charlie that it is in Danny contract that they each has to perform oral on him.  Fred Savage is in it too.  Funny stuff.

don't forget that Carla Tortelli is in it, too! she has aged really well!! i love when he shows him the vaseline.

[EAZYE]

'let's go get juiced up and get some sick outfits and w'ell come back and work out' lol

"i don't know about you but i would personally like some side abs"

[Penny Lane]

OMG i watched the prom episode from season 1 last night....

charlie's fascination w/Trevor is the funniest thing i've seen yet...and i love D "i've never really statutorily raped anyone so i'm a little nervous' lol

[bold99]

Sweet Dee: Where were you when I was in high school?
Trey: I was eight.
Sweet Dee: Right... right.

[Penny Lane]

Mac: It's a list of abortion doctors i'm going to kill.
Pro Lifer: There are already 2 names crossed off!
Mac: I know.

[Jbones72]

Mac: It's a list of abortion doctors i'm going to kill.
Pro Lifer: There are already 2 names crossed off!
Mac: I know.

Dee to Dennis
"Your not gay, your just really, really vain"

[Penny Lane]

Dee to spin instructor: Enjoy, Coach Dick & Balls!

[bold99]

"Since when do you have to pay to stay in a hospital, do you have to pay a fireman to put out a fire, a cop to shot a guy?"

[Penny Lane]

Spin instructor: and you shouldn't even be taking this class-you just had a heart attack

Sweet D: well maybe you shouldn't have come out of the house dressed like a bumble bee a**hole!

Dennis: oh BURN!!

[Jbones72]

McPoyle Brother- Prison could be a very bad place for a guy like you Charlie....

Charlie- Oh S##t

Other Mcpoyle brother- A VERY BAD PLACE....

[bold99]

the best part of that episode is the intervention with the creepy relative

Mom: show us where he touched you Charlie

creepy relative: do it, do it nice and slow.

Lol.

[Penny Lane]

watched the gang getes robbed last night:

(after charlie gets shot) charlie: please tell me we're NOT getting rid ofhte gun