Hottest woman on earth

[capt. scotty]

I'd bone that chick I guess but she's not that hot.  

problem is, she's too hot for you.

problem is, she's too hot and too young for you

Well heady, sorry if it makes me even more awesome in your eyes, she's actually older than my wife.   ;D

Im impressed...You do live in Mississippi though. Is she your niece or cousin?

[capt. scotty]

I'd bone that chick I guess but she's not that hot.  

problem is, she's too hot for you.

She's too rich and famous for me.

she's too rich and famous for the entire forum

[capt. scotty]

Seriously, I want to make a movie with this woman. A special kind of movie.

sorry, ladies first. my special movie with christina takes priority.

i thought this said "special move" at first  ;D

[peafunk31]

Seriously, I want to make a movie with this woman. A special kind of movie.

sorry, ladies first. my special movie with christina takes priority.

i thought this said "special move" at first  ;D

Does the "special move" require a clockwise or a counter-clockwise swirl? Is there a knuckle involved? ;D

[megalicious]

no, just a lot of tongue.

;D

[Penny Lane]

no, just a lot of tongue.

;D

That's hot, Meg!

[peafunk31]

no, just a lot of tongue.

;D

uh-oh.....I think I'm doing it wrong then ::)

[mjkoehler]

Again, I just want to repeat, I have no problem with seconds if there is tongues, clock and counterclock twirlings, knuckles, and me filming invloved.

[Tracy 3000]

I'd bone that chick I guess but she's not that hot.  

problem is, she's too hot for you.

problem is, she's too hot and too young for you

Well heady, sorry if it makes me even more awesome in your eyes, she's actually older than my wife.   ;D

Im impressed...You do live in Mississippi though. Is she your niece or cousin?

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[Grandpaboy]

What's up with the universal drooling over this Hendricks woman? I don't get it. She has the same weird botox sculpted face as every other woman in Hollywood, and she's always wearing the shit out of those bizarre rectangularly constructed boobs of hers – as if she's afraid she might cease to exist if the world wasn't constantly made aware of them (which, by the bye, she might, professionally speaking). "I have huge boobs, therefore I am"! Zero style. And look at that lame pouty facial expression of hers in all the photos posted in this thread. There is nothing more ridiculous in this world than a human being trying to look sexy.
Fuck it. Here's some more awesome Scandinavian pop music for you:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=funPJlZJTME

[SaraBananaBear]

What's up with the universal drooling over this Hendricks woman? I don't get it. She has the same weird botox sculpted face as every other woman in Hollywood, and she's always wearing the shit out of those bizarre rectangularly constructed boobs of hers – as if she's afraid she might cease to exist if the world wasn't constantly made aware of them (which, by the bye, she might, professionally speaking). "I have huge boobs, therefore I am"! Zero style. And look at that lame pouty facial expression of hers in all the photos posted in this thread. There is nothing more ridiculous in this world than a human being trying to look sexy.
Fuck it. Here's some more awesome Scandinavian pop music for you:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=funPJlZJTME

I completely agree with this as well! Maybe it's a Scandinavian thing?  ;)

[Bigsky]

What's up with the universal drooling over this Hendricks woman? I don't get it. She has the same weird botox sculpted face as every other woman in Hollywood, and she's always wearing the shit out of those bizarre rectangularly constructed boobs of hers – as if she's afraid she might cease to exist if the world wasn't constantly made aware of them (which, by the bye, she might, professionally speaking). "I have huge boobs, therefore I am"! Zero style. And look at that lame pouty facial expression of hers in all the photos posted in this thread. There is nothing more ridiculous in this world than a human being trying to look sexy.
Fuck it. Here's some more awesome Scandinavian pop music for you:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=funPJlZJTME

These youtube clips you are posting are confusing me...they don't contain any hot women, and definitely not the "Hottest woman on earth." Which is too bad, because when I think of Scandinavian women I think they are usually pretty hot.

Anyways...
I am assuming that you don't have big boobs, because your comments have "I'm jealous of your big boobs, so I'm going to make fun of them" written all over it.

You might not be aware of this, but big boobs have always been exploited for sexuality.

Here is a statue from 30,000 BCE

it's so hot I have prehistoric wood ;D

[Bigsky]

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SYSTEM CRASH

I just have to post this again.


Seriously, I want to make a movie with this woman. A special kind of movie. A movie that could lead to sticky things.

I love fireboxes...wow

[capt. scotty]

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SYSTEM CRASH

I just have to post this again.


Seriously, I want to make a movie with this woman. A special kind of movie. A movie that could lead to sticky things.

I love fireboxes...wow

you mean gingersnaps?

[Bigsky]

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SYSTEM CRASH

I just have to post this again.


Seriously, I want to make a movie with this woman. A special kind of movie. A movie that could lead to sticky things.

I love fireboxes...wow

you mean gingersnaps?

I think you mean gingersnatches ;D

[mjkoehler]

Seriously. I want to be the man meat in this ginger sandwich. (Neko and Christina)

[Penny Lane]

uhhh uhhh  hhhhhhhhhhnnnn _^__^__^________^________^_____________________________

SYSTEM CRASH

I just have to post this again.


Seriously, I want to make a movie with this woman. A special kind of movie. A movie that could lead to sticky things.

I love fireboxes...wow

you mean gingersnaps?

I think you mean gingersnatches ;D

MJK is going to explode, stop it sick f*cks.

[capt. scotty]

thats what you call a frosted gingersnap

[Bigsky]

I still am confused by the original posts of this thread...how are those youtube clips hot?

[mjkoehler]

I still am confused by the original posts of this thread...how are those youtube clips hot?

They're not, which is why I've helped hijack this with someone who is hot.