Current Shames

Started by talleshortz, Aug 17, 2009, 11:36 PM

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Love Dogg

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QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring


You're going to have to pay extra special attention to the right one to make sure he doesn't feel left out.
LEFT out... ;D

         
"Sometimes it runs its course in a day, babe.  Sometimes it goes from night after night."

mjkoehler

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QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring


You're going to have to pay extra special attention to the right one to make sure he doesn't feel left out.
LEFT out... ;D

         
Can we get the rim shot smily permanently as a selection. That one is great.

Ruckus

I never minded the Dixie Chicks.

I miss Van Hagar.

I drank more than one red headed slut in one night.
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

Ruckus

So I had a long day yesterday between the international soccer match followed by JRoddy Walston and the Business.  We started tailgating at 3.  I was rockin out hard throughout the whole show.  For the closer, J Roddy invited me on stage with a few others to help sing a cover of Panama.  I was a disgrace. :-[
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

capt. scotty

QuoteSo I had a long day yesterday between the international soccer match followed by JRoddy Walston and the Business.  We started tailgating at 3.  I was rockin out hard throughout the whole show.  For the closer, J Roddy invited me on stage with a few others to help sing a cover of Panama.  I was a disgrace. :-[

;D ;D ;D
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

I feel guilty every time I masturbate.

capt. scotty

QuoteI feel guilty every time I masturbate.

I dont.

I feel bad for the lady who didnt know what she was missin
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

lovemytree


Sticky Icky Green Stuff

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QuoteI feel guilty every time I masturbate.

I dont.

I feel bad for the lady who didnt know what she was missin

I don't really feel guilty I feel like a man.  In the movie "The Game" with Michael Douglas he has to take a questionnaire and one of the questions is "Do you feel guilty when you masturbate".   that question hasn't left my mind ever since.

capt. scotty

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QuoteI feel guilty every time I masturbate.

I dont.

I feel bad for the lady who didnt know what she was missin

I don't really feel guilty I feel like a man.  In the movie "The Game" with Michael Douglas he has to take a questionnaire and one of the questions is "Do you feel guilty when you masturbate".   that question hasn't left my mind ever since.

Awesome movie. Ive always wanted to do dirty things to that chick in that movie, Deborah Kara Unger
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Bigsky

I was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.

Tracy 3000

QuoteI was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.

Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

capt. scotty

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QuoteI was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.


go sit in the corner hacksaw, err tracy, err hacksaw
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Ruckus

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QuoteI was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.

I crack up every time I see this. ;D
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

johnnYYac

Will the real hacksaw please stand up!  or go away!  Stop killing my buzz.
The fact that my heart's beating is all the proof you need.

Ruckus

In the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

hacksaw

Bigsky, I DEMAND an apology.

Bigsky

QuoteBigsky, I DEMAND an apology.

I have never really been good at demands...try McDonalds  :P

johnnYYac

QuoteIn the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*
Did Crispy get the same treatment?  Ever since, I've refused to wash my dome.  It should bring you good luck.
The fact that my heart's beating is all the proof you need.

walterfredo

I can't stop listening to Dr. Laura on the radio.  :-X