Current Complaints

Started by FarmerYoda, Aug 19, 2006, 12:07 AM

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megalicious

dave and mj-- i hope you guys start feeling better soon!
:)
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Penny Lane

QuoteWell I had more xrays and probing and poking for my knee. The good news is the tear I had is still repaired a couple years ago is fine. However the cartilage is significantly worn down. No surgery needed, but it's just gonna bother me. Take pills and ice was all the told me that can be done. F'n welcome to middle age I guess.

i feel yer pain w/the knees--i've been taking that glucosamine-chrondroitin on and off for years (although you can just take the glucosamine) to build up cartilage (or soften the pain at least) you can buy this stuff at CVS or target or walmart, etc---it's the only way i've been able to keep running distance. it really helps, though :-)
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

FACE

Quotewould i know if i had MS? a blood clot?
half of my body is numb.
i'm scared.

ManNamedTruth

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Quotewould i know if i had MS? a blood clot?
half of my body is numb.
i'm scared.

see a doctor? sorry i don't really have any other advice
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!

FACE

i can't do doctors.
and webmd is just scary.
waaaah

primushead

Quotei can't do doctors.
and webmd is just scary.
waaaah

Take a Xanax, then.

THEN go see a doctor.  You can do it, face!

FACE

who's got xanax? you got xanax?
GIMME. NO, GIMME TEN. and a glass of wine.

primushead

Sadly, I have none.  But just pretend you took one and go see the doc!

From what I've seen on TV, most doctors are goofy and have inner monologues that I'm sure they would be willing to share with you.




Ghostess on TV

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QuoteI just cut my finger kinda bad and it's bleeding like a motherfucker and it's 4 in the morning and I'm not going to the ER to get stiches.

Damn, how's it doing this morning?  

Well...it's not bleeding anymore, but it sure is nasty looking. It could probably use a couple stiches.




Ha!  Dave quit being a whiner!  All it needed was some neosporin and a bandaid..  :-*

aMillionDreams

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QuoteI just cut my finger kinda bad and it's bleeding like a motherfucker and it's 4 in the morning and I'm not going to the ER to get stiches.

Damn, how's it doing this morning?  

Well...it's not bleeding anymore, but it sure is nasty looking. It could probably use a couple stiches.




Ha!  Dave quit being a whiner!  All it needed was some neosporin and a bandaid..  :-*

HA!  I think I like this girl, Dave!
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getinthevan

30 hours is too many hours to be awake.  I think it's bed time.
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bowl of soup

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Quotewould i know if i had MS? a blood clot?
half of my body is numb.
i'm scared.

My mother lived with MS for 30 years or so before passing this year as a result of complications of the disease at a very young age.  MS is a strange disease that has profoundly different effects for different people and can be very difficult to diagnose.  Numbness in different parts of the body is a symptom that my mother had often.

That being said, don't mentally give yourself MS.  Numbness can be a sign a of a million less serious things.  I'm often numb around midnight and have no idea how I get that way.  Don't be a "I don't do doctors" person.  Many doctors suck, but many don't.  Shop around, find one you like, try a D.O. versus and M.D.  Almost anything can be handled these days.
I'm not saying it's easy...walking into sweet oblivion.

FACE

right - i guess it's just that my parents are both doctors and they get all stressed and diagnose me with anything cos they're anxious and crazy.
anyway, i think i'll be find. it comes and goes. i think i may have just pinched a nerv.e

mjkoehler

Quotedave and mj-- i hope you guys start feeling better soon!
:)
Thanks Meg. Aleve and vodka. always a good combo.

vespachick

If this snow doesn't give it a rest soon I'm worried my flight to NY will be cancelled. :-/ :-/ :-/  If I don't get to the NYE show there's gonna be some SERIOUS complaining in the future.  I'm just warning y'all.

Also, I've been holed up so long that I'm perilously low on bourbon and haven't had any wine in almost a week.  Good lord!  A week I say!!! :o :o

Oh, and just for good measure while I'm here, my internet connection sucks ass today. >:(

My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked

Taterbug

It started snowing again this morning, went out ot my car at lunch and cleaned about 4 inches off.   Got an additional 2 inches on it already.  A normal commute is about  1/2 hour, tonite it could take up to an hour and a half.  I hope I can blast my little camry thru the burm at the end of my driveway that the snowplows created.  Thank god for my John Deere Snowblower.  It's old, it sounds like a harley and blows like Monica Lewinsky.  I can shoot a rooster about 50' into the air.   Anyway, thats enough bitchin about winter. It's gonna be 48 degrees saturday with a chance of a thunderstorm.  It's gonna make for a slushy fuckin mess.  Thank goodness I have 2 nites of musical bliss to enjoy this weekend at the Chicago Theater.  
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

ALady

if it falls apart or makes us millionaires

tomEisenbraun

I just landed a D in a course I need a C in to graduate. Here's to two semesters of English 3000. I guess that's what I get for breaking someone's heart the day before classes started, eh? Here's to the most ridiculous semester I've been a part of. Hear, hear! Seriously, I probably shouldn't assume that I can work 25 hours a week at Borders and get A's in 15 hours worth of classes next semester, right?
The river is moving. The blackbird must be flying.

ManNamedTruth

I went to the Pens game last night and they played terrible. They were shut out for the first time this season.  >:(
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!

tomEisenbraun

Dang. I need to lay off the late night miserable posts, eh?
The river is moving. The blackbird must be flying.