Current Complaints

[capt. scotty]

My uncle was a state trooper and said on the interstate 10 over is cool. Its when you hit like 15 over territory where you're clearly over 10 that youre in trouble.

I like to drive fast when no one's in front of me. I. cant. help. it.

[Love Dogg]

My uncle was a state trooper and said on the interstate 10 over is cool. Its when you hit like 15 over territory where you're clearly over 10 that youre in trouble.

I like to drive fast when no one's in front of me. I. cant. help. it.

I like snorting cocaine off of strippers' tits...but I have to deal with the consequences that come with that.  :-?
None of this is true.  I don't like strippers or cocaine anymore.

[TheBigChicken]

My uncle was a state trooper and said on the interstate 10 over is cool. Its when you hit like 15 over territory where you're clearly over 10 that youre in trouble.

I like to drive fast when no one's in front of me. I. cant. help. it.

I like snorting cocaine off of strippers' tits...but I have to deal with the consequences that come with that.  :-?
None of this is true.  I don't like strippers or cocaine anymore.

rimshot

[Penny Lane]

My uncle was a state trooper and said on the interstate 10 over is cool. Its when you hit like 15 over territory where you're clearly over 10 that youre in trouble.

I like to drive fast when no one's in front of me. I. cant. help. it.

I like snorting cocaine off of strippers' tits...but I have to deal with the consequences that come with that.  :-?
None of this is true.  I don't like strippers or cocaine anymore.

[size=9]i hear that. valtrex has way too many unpredictable side effects..[/size]

[Love Dogg]

New Rule:

If the gas pump is out of paper and cannot produce a "pay at the pump" receipt, the clerk should have to bring one out to you.
>:(

[BH]

New Rule:

If the gas pump is out of paper and cannot produce a "pay at the pump" receipt, the clerk should have to bring one out to you.
>:(

I'm all for that.  I realize this happens every now and then, but I used to (no longer) stop at a place where it happened all the time.  So annoying.

[Penny Lane]

New Rule:

If the gas pump is out of paper and cannot produce a "pay at the pump" receipt, the clerk should have to bring one out to you.
>:(

I'm all for that.  I realize this happens every now and then, but I used to (no longer) stop at a place where it happened all the time.  So annoying.

you both should stop bitching and move to jersey where they pump it for you and hand you the receipt.

[AMightyCaporal]

New Rule:

If the gas pump is out of paper and cannot produce a "pay at the pump" receipt, the clerk should have to bring one out to you.
>:(

I'm all for that.  I realize this happens every now and then, but I used to (no longer) stop at a place where it happened all the time.  So annoying.

you both should stop bitching and move to jersey where they pump it for you and hand you the receipt.

HOLLA! WE LIVIN LARGE UP IN JERSEY YO!

[BH]

you both should stop bitching and move to jersey where they pump it for you and hand you the receipt.

I thought you had to go to Amsterdam for that?

[mjkoehler]

I really hate my job right now. Really fucking hate it.

[Love Dogg]

you both should stop bitching and move to jersey where they pump it for you and hand you the receipt.

I thought you had to go to Amsterdam for that?

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Penny Lane]

you both should stop bitching and move to jersey where they pump it for you and hand you the receipt.

I thought you had to go to Amsterdam for that?

;D ;D ;D ;D

that was the best. maybe ever.

[Love Dogg]

you both should stop bitching and move to jersey where they pump it for you and hand you the receipt.

I thought you had to go to Amsterdam for that?

;D ;D ;D ;D

that was the best. maybe ever.

EVER!

[mjkoehler]

Kids found a giant f'n bee hive in one of our trees. Sumbitch is the size of a basketball. It's a cool looking one though. It will be too bad when I have to destroy it. Comedy of errors will ensue I'm sure. Pics will follow as my luck with this shit isn't good and if there is a chance my wife and snap a pic of me running and hiding from a swarm of bees, she'll take it.

[Penny Lane]

Kids found a giant f'n bee hive in one of our trees. Sumbitch is the size of a basketball. It's a cool looking one though. It will be too bad when I have to destroy it. Comedy of errors will ensue I'm sure. Pics will follow as my luck with this shit isn't good and if there is a chance my wife and snap a pic of me running and hiding from a swarm of bees, she'll take it.

be careful! try one of those powerful sprays on it before you knock it down.

[mjkoehler]

Kids found a giant f'n bee hive in one of our trees. Sumbitch is the size of a basketball. It's a cool looking one though. It will be too bad when I have to destroy it. Comedy of errors will ensue I'm sure. Pics will follow as my luck with this shit isn't good and if there is a chance my wife and snap a pic of me running and hiding from a swarm of bees, she'll take it.

be careful! try one of those powerful sprays on it before you knock it down.

I'm going in double fisted with that stuff first.

[Hawkeye]

they keep blocking and un-blocking internet sites at work.  it seems like they're only blocking the big ones...espn.com, facebook, myspace, the ones that most people go to.  luckily i think this site will always be safe from blockage...i need my espn tho!  i know, i know, shouldn't be on the internet at work...but i am literally chained to my desk (via headset) and sometimes you need a break...time to visit the "favorite internet sites" thread for some new options

[Penny Lane]

Kids found a giant f'n bee hive in one of our trees. Sumbitch is the size of a basketball. It's a cool looking one though. It will be too bad when I have to destroy it. Comedy of errors will ensue I'm sure. Pics will follow as my luck with this shit isn't good and if there is a chance my wife and snap a pic of me running and hiding from a swarm of bees, she'll take it.

be careful! try one of those powerful sprays on it before you knock it down.

I'm going in double fisted with that stuff first.

That's what she said!

[aMillionDreams]

Kids found a giant f'n bee hive in one of our trees. Sumbitch is the size of a basketball. It's a cool looking one though. It will be too bad when I have to destroy it. Comedy of errors will ensue I'm sure. Pics will follow as my luck with this shit isn't good and if there is a chance my wife and snap a pic of me running and hiding from a swarm of bees, she'll take it.

be careful! try one of those powerful sprays on it before you knock it down.

I'm going in double fisted with that stuff first.

NOOOO!!!

Don't destroy it.  We need all the pollinators we can get.  Plus, you are putting yourself at risk.  Call a local beekeeper and they will gladly remove it for you free of charge.  That's free honey for him and more fruit on your zukes and cukes for you.

I really hope Kohler reads this before anything crazy goes down.  :(

[TEO]

Not quite like me shooting wasp nests with rubber bands as a kid to get the rush of them chasing me when they flew out...  ;)